Darktreader 0 #151 February 25, 2008 blah blah blah, but you can make a good sammich while giving a blow job, as you are barefoot and pregnant?? you can do that youve earned my respect, and as such I will buy dinner, and hold your door. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #152 February 25, 2008 Quote Just speaking for myself, and it may apply to others-you may be shocked if you met me by how different I can be from my posting persona. Because it is, by and large, a character that i put on when on message boards such as this. It's an execise in a certain style of creativity that I don't exhibit in other aspects of my life. Not that I can't be a real-world jackass some times, but it's not as likely to show. Nahh. You're a real world asshole too. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #153 February 25, 2008 You snot. Couldn't let it go, could you? even after I recanted (a touch) that your post might have been a viewed as a joke Make you a good sammich?! Hell no. I decided early on that I would make enough money to not have to do kitchen work. My skills in the bj category are strictly confidential. (and again... you're not man enough to know) Barefoot? Can't with this stupid boot thing for my ankle Pregnant? Nope. Guess I don't need your respect. (and .... so I don't get smacked on the back of the hand.... tongue is firmly in cheek) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #154 February 25, 2008 Quote Quote And as far as shooting them.... I've got bullet fragments in my arm. You just have to be MAN enough to be able to shoot me and get away with it. So.... you think you are? Hey Darktreader you should know, she has a lot of guns and knows how to use them, so does her international arms dealing hubbyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #155 February 25, 2008 Two things I won't ever allow myself to do to a woman nonconsensually: 1. Hit her. 2. Cheat on her. If for any reason I do either of these, it's over. Whatever got us to that point we're obviously way beyond repair. She deserves better. There are lines that you just don't cross, things that just can't and shouldn't ever be forgiven while you are still involved with someone.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #156 February 25, 2008 ya dont cook, arnt knock up, wont stay barefoot, and have noone vouching for head capabilities, hmmmm sure your a women? whats else qualifies you to be a girl? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #157 February 25, 2008 Quote whats else qualifies you to be a girl? Oh... I think I'm qualified to answer that one. Shall we start with genetics lessons, or embryology or anatomy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #158 February 25, 2008 Dude, i tried to hop on the grenade for you last time-I don't like you enough to do it twice You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #159 February 25, 2008 I shoot back...lol"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #160 February 25, 2008 lets start with the fact we are all female to begin with. then we become male, I know my science just fine thanks...."Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #161 February 25, 2008 Quote ya dont cook, arnt knock up, wont stay barefoot, and have noone vouching for head capabilities, hmmmm sure your a women? whats else qualifies you to be a girl? Dont be angry ....Your just feeling insulted that she can most likely kick your butt in a lot of things (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #162 February 25, 2008 So would that be a "Base Model" then "Upgrades" kinda thing? Just askin' You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #163 February 25, 2008 Quote Quote whats else qualifies you to be a girl? Oh... I think I'm qualified to answer that one. Shall we start with genetics lessons, or embryology or anatomy? Dont go with genetics, it would be too complicated, particularly when you bring up things like turners syndromestick with the basics, Boobies, Coochies, and the likes, he'll be less confused thenYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #164 February 25, 2008 like sauteing, shining, scouring Stuff like that, you mean?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #165 February 25, 2008 Quote Quote ya dont cook, arnt knock up, wont stay barefoot, and have noone vouching for head capabilities, hmmmm sure your a women? whats else qualifies you to be a girl? Dont be angry ....Your just feeling insulted that she can most likely kick your butt in a lot of things of course she could I always "let" them win. I like it on bottom"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #166 February 25, 2008 QuoteTwo things I won't ever allow myself to do to a woman nonconsensually: 1. Hit her. 2. Cheat on her. Is it possible to consensually cheat on someone? I mean, if they know about it then it's not cheating, is it? (Yes, I'm just being difficult.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #167 February 25, 2008 Quote I like it on bottom And I thought that Billy just made that upYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #168 February 25, 2008 Quote Nahh. You're a real world asshole too. Is that any way to talk to your moral compass?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #169 February 26, 2008 you mean Billy-jean..or billy-joe or billy-ann etc. lol actaully the truth is I love feeling like a glazed doughnut.... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #170 February 26, 2008 Quote Nahh. You're a real world asshole too. [Tongue] -------------------------------------------- Is that any way to talk to your moral compass? Hey now, you be nice to my reserve!! (I'll let bolas explain that one to ya ) ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #171 February 26, 2008 Quote Quote Two things I won't ever allow myself to do to a woman nonconsensually: 1. Hit her. 2. Cheat on her. Is it possible to consensually cheat on someone? I mean, if they know about it then it's not cheating, is it? (Yes, I'm just being difficult.) Certain role playing scenarios it might play a part: Women "fighting" over him, hair pullling, ripping off each others clothes, leads to... One or both women decide to "punish" him. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #172 February 26, 2008 Quote Quote Nahh. You're a real world asshole too. [Tongue] -------------------------------------------- Is that any way to talk to your moral compass? Hey now, you be nice to my reserve!! (I'll let bolas explain that one to ya ) Only after a full cutaway. No "2 out"'s allowed.* * Unless we're talking about two rigs. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #173 February 26, 2008 Unless Dan has changed since I met him, he's a perfect gentleman. I met him at SkyFest and crashed in his hotel room. I was injured (my knee) and he offered to give me the bed and sleep on the floor. And he would have. I told him that he could sleep on the bed - and snuggle. (Hell...he's a hot number and a snuggler. I wasn't going to complain.) Not once did he touch any place or make a move on me. He was a total and perfect gentleman. Yes, Dan's got a tendency to let his ego talk at times and does have a tendency to make jokes that most people who haven't met him don't catch, but he was a total gentleman and I have to defend him on that one. As to Sunny's question, I've been in a situation where I was hit. I chose to leave because it was either that or one of us ended up dead one day - and it sure as hell wasn't going to be me. A man (or woman) who hits their partner/SO should be left without question. It doesn't matter if the individual doing the hitting was drunk/high/sober/whatever, if it happened once, it'll happen again. Quote I loooooove my Cora, she's so awesomeBut like someone else mentioned let's not make the thread about me, my ego is big enough without other people telling tales of my awesomenicityLove ya sweetie. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airathanas 0 #174 February 26, 2008 QuoteIt is not appropriate to hit people. EVER! Hey - that's what I was going to say. Well put.http://3ringnecklace.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #175 February 26, 2008 QuoteOk, so i was talking to someone about this earlier today and we totally disagree. If a guy hits a girl cause he was mad/frustrated at her, but he was incredibly drunk at the time, is it possible to be an isolated incident and will never happen again? Or should it be considered a "he hit once, he'll hit again" kinda thing? It's possible he might also get creamed by a satellite re-entering the earth's atmosphere. And about as likely. If a guy hits once, he'll hit again. It's his way of acting out and drunk & pissed off is no excuse, it only strips away the veneer. I've been married close to 27 years and have been drunk and/or pissed off with my wife plenty of times. I can bellow like a maniac, she can scream back like a troll and we both stomp around and slam doors. We don't hit each. People who hit are hitters. Period. So what happened, your guy hit you ? Dump him before it happens again. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
