RALFFERS 0 #1 February 25, 2008 So I go grocery shopping earlier tonight & only had the intension of buying a few items - I.E. juice, milk & some pizza, but somehow I end up with the attached as a the end result... A full cart of - what the hell did I buy anyway?!?! When you go for groceries, do you just get what you need, or is it human nature to do what I did? On a side note, the funniest part of all this is that, in using the stores electric scooter thingy I forgot my crutches, and only realized I didn't have them when I got back to the house go to get out of my car... Sadly, this is not the first time I've forgotten them. But what tops it all is putting them on the ground, getting in my car, forgetting to put them in the car & running them over as I leave my parking spot (also not the first time its happened) So whenever I meet some of you and you notice 1 crutch is more bent/deformed than the other - that's why. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #2 February 25, 2008 I always end up buying more. I'll see what's on sale and dive in. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #4 February 25, 2008 RULE # 1 never go to the grosery hungry .59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #5 February 25, 2008 Quote RULE # 1 never go to the grosery hungry Typed as though from my own keyboard. That, and make a list too, that way you at least remember what you really needed.So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #6 February 25, 2008 Who is the rose for? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #7 February 25, 2008 I pretty much despise the grocery store and only spend as much time as absolutely possible there. I only get what I need. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 February 25, 2008 QuoteI pretty much despise the grocery store and only spend as much time as absolutely possible there. I only get what I need. I prefer the grocery store over the mall.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #9 February 25, 2008 I wanna know whos the chocolate for ;-)``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #10 February 25, 2008 Quote I wanna know whos the chocolate for ;-) How romantic. Crunch bars and a rose. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyhighbird 0 #11 February 25, 2008 Quote So I go grocery shopping earlier tonight & only had the intension of buying a few items - I.E. juice, milk & some pizza, but somehow I end up with the attached as a the end result... A full cart of - what the hell did I buy anyway?!?! When you go for groceries, do you just get what you need, or is it human nature to do what I did? On a side note, the funniest part of all this is that, in using the stores electric scooter thingy I forgot my crutches, and only realized I didn't have them when I got back to the house go to get out of my car... Sadly, this is not the first time I've forgotten them. But what tops it all is putting them on the ground, getting in my car, forgetting to put them in the car & running them over as I leave my parking spot (also not the first time its happened) So whenever I meet some of you and you notice 1 crutch is more bent/deformed than the other - that's why. You must be a pot head, only they do that when shopping for food! They go for just a little bit of food and end up with a full cart full of food! Bahaha!! Wanna Hug It Out, Lets Hug It Out..Bitch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #12 February 25, 2008 Quote Who is the rose for? I was going to ask the same thing....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #13 February 25, 2008 Quote Quote So I go grocery shopping earlier tonight & only had the intension of buying a few items - I.E. juice, milk & some pizza, but somehow I end up with the attached as a the end result... A full cart of - what the hell did I buy anyway?!?! When you go for groceries, do you just get what you need, or is it human nature to do what I did? On a side note, the funniest part of all this is that, in using the stores electric scooter thingy I forgot my crutches, and only realized I didn't have them when I got back to the house go to get out of my car... Sadly, this is not the first time I've forgotten them. But what tops it all is putting them on the ground, getting in my car, forgetting to put them in the car & running them over as I leave my parking spot (also not the first time its happened) So whenever I meet some of you and you notice 1 crutch is more bent/deformed than the other - that's why. You must be a pot head, only they do that when shopping for food! They go for just a little bit of food and end up with a full cart full of food! Bahaha!! Nope, not a pot-head.Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #14 February 25, 2008 Quote Quote Who is the rose for? I was going to ask the same thing.... The rose was for my mom...as I was leaving the store I rolled through the flower section & decided it would be a nice thing to do, without an occasion or reason necessary. The chocolate, now that was her "request", if you will... She was watching the Grammys last night & on 1 of the breaks, sees a crunch bar commercial - all of a sudden, as I'm leaving the house all I hear is: " I want CHOCOLATE!" When I get back, she says, in the most gentle manner: "oh, you remembered" (as though surprised.) OK, I know I'm a guy, but that doesn't mean I forget things all the time... Than again, she has been quoted saying: "if your dick wasn't attached to you, you'd lose that to!" So maybe I do lose or misplace things often Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 851 #15 February 25, 2008 If, just once, you mistakenly left your dick alongside the car only to then run over it...that would surely fix your forgetfullness, wouldn't you think??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #16 February 25, 2008 I bought a $9 lemon yesterday. 'nuff said."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #17 February 25, 2008 Quote If, just once, you mistakenly left your dick alongside the car only to then run over it...that would surely fix your forgetfullness, wouldn't you think??? D U D E!.... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #18 February 25, 2008 I'd rather starve than go to the grocery store. If you don't believe me, ask LisaH. She knows how much I hate shopping... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #19 February 25, 2008 QuoteI bought a $9 lemon yesterday. 'nuff said.For $9, that lemon better dance, talk, grant you 3 wishes......Or something!Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #20 February 25, 2008 QuoteQuoteI bought a $9 lemon yesterday. 'nuff said.For $9, that lemon better dance, talk, grant you 3 wishes......Or something! The lemon itself was only like 35 cents. It was the rest of the stuff I bought with it that was the problem... damn produce section sales. Yellow and red bell peppers on sale. And blueberries. And bananas. You see, one lemon gets very expensive that way."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #21 February 25, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I bought a $9 lemon yesterday. 'nuff said. For $9, that lemon better dance, talk, grant you 3 wishes......Or something! The lemon itself was only like 35 cents. It was the rest of the stuff I bought with it that was the problem... damn produce section sales. Yellow and red bell peppers on sale. And blueberries. And bananas. You see, one lemon gets very expensive that way. I have the same problem I.E. "oh 2 for 1"; "2 for $3." Etc, etc...I always get sucked into those damn sales. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
