Boobs

[Andy_Copland 0]

Have you ever been caught looking at Boobs? I dont mean just caught... i mean when the women says "Why are you looking at my Boobs?"

Women have you called a guy on it?

I remember my neighbour had great tits. I was about 13 and she was 16 or so... completely embaressed me by saying "Andy stop looking at my boobs."

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[fpritchett64 0]

mmmm...boobs

[raftman 12]

No, thats what sunglasses are for!

[turtlespeed 226]

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No, thats what sunglasses are for!

Or GFs that walk around with you pointing out the hot ones.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[mamajumps 0]

I can't vote, because I was the one caught staring at the boobs....

and seriously why do women give a shit if their man is starring at some other chics boobs? Since when does looking hurt anything?

[jlmiracle 7]

I have caught many looking. I tell them my eyes are up here or I just cross my arms and tell them the show is over.

j

Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

[Andy_Copland 0]

Mean

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[Conundrum 1]

I catch guys all the time looking. I don't say anything, I just start laughing and they catch the drift.

[Andy_Copland 0]

OK, another angle. Does it annoy any women?

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[jlmiracle 7]

I am guilty of looking at a guys crotch one time. It was a temp-workers husband who came in the office. He obviously doesn't wear underwear and these must have been his favorite pair of jean cause he wore out an area on one leg that was the size of a large cucumber.

I was embarassed when I caught myself, but I couldn't stop starring.

j

Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

[Conundrum 1]

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OK, another angle. Does it annoy any women?

I find it annoying if it's constant starring. If it's a glance and nothing more, I can deal with it.

[jlmiracle 7]

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OK, another angle. Does it annoy any women?

Sometimes, but some guys are really really creepy about it and if you are trying to have a serious conversation with them and they won't look you in face area.

j

Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

[Andy_Copland 0]

I was young and it was a low top... I was simply mezmorised though. My eyebrows nearly fell off

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[mnealtx 0]

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
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[happythoughts 0]

I don't want to, but I feel that it is a social duty.

Past the ripe old age of say... 10, women understand that they are going to have to wear clothing.
If they wear clothing that is cleavage-revealing, it is for the purpose of attracting attention to that area.
(A leopard-skin print stretch bodysuit has only limited functional uses, fashion being second.)

The issue is that some guys are not part of the target audience. They want better looking guys to look.

However, there are some women who are not getting the requisite attention. Their self-esteem suffers.
They desire to be treated as a sex object and it isn't happening. This is where me and my psychological support team help the public. We are there to leer.

If any woman feels that her boobies are not getting enough attention, PM me a pic and I will give you a professional evaluation. Don't wait, your mental health could be at stake.

[BillyVance 34]

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I was young and it was a low top... I was simply mezmorised though. My eyebrows nearly fell off

I'll tell you what was really funny. I just wish I had been there. My friend went to Hooters with his family for his birthday, and this really hot big busted waitress came over to take their orders. When it was his turn, he couldn't help but stare directly at her boobs and deadpan "I want chicken breasts". Everyone bust out laughing.

I've been caught many times glancing at boobs, sometimes their asses. Never really been called out on it except when it was my wife busting me on it.

Now this one time I was in my first year of college, I was standing around with a bunch of other first year students and I turned to walk in one direction without looking first and bounced my head off the boobs of a 6'-8" tall amazon-like girl. Oops... everyone within eyesight bust out laughing and I slinked away red-faced.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Ripple 0]

Yes, I've caught guys looking and how I've felt has depended on the situation. I've only felt really bad once, though - in a train station cafe, the guy had his hand down his trouser jacking off while staring at my tits. That was weird.

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[Thanatos340 1]

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in a train station cafe, the guy had his hand down his trouser jacking off while staring at my tits. That was weird.

Sorry about that. IF I had known that was you, I would have atleast introduced myself. Handshake Optional even.

[ryoder 1,590]

It's all about the art of the peek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvGqPencrJQ

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Ripple 0]

Geez, you're way too easy. I didn't even have serious cleavage going on.

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[Baksteen 84]

I was twenty-ish and had the bad taste to fall madly in love with absolutely the hottest waitress in the restaurant I worked at back then.
Since she was four years older then I am, it never crossed my mind that she might be into me.

Then the entire staff went on a teambuilding weekend. At some point I needed to fetch something from my room and in passing hers I glanced through the open door.

She was sitting on her bed wearing jeans and a bra, and I experienced the "bunny in headlights"-syndrome. I just couldn't look away.
When I caught myself, I started slowly following the delicious curves of her body upwards, to her neck and face, quickly skipping over the letterbox of her mouth.
When I was looking her square in the eyes, I didn't let my gaze wander again and aftera few seconds I smiled at her.
She suddenly went wide eyed, sat up straight, inhaled and smiled back at me, producing an effect which nearly knocked me off my feet.
Unfortunately that was also the moment that footsteps began to sound somewhere behind me.

And just to illustrate my confusion, and to show what an idiotic loser I was back then, I gently closed the door of her room while being on the wrong side and went for a reeeeally cold shower...

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

[Thanatos340 1]

I have NEVER been Busted Checkin the Boobage.


(Well OK... Maybe Not NEVER... more like I havent been Busted in the past couple Hours)



I can think of atleast one DZ.comer that I knew for about a year and half before I even knew she had a Face, much less what it looked like.

[Ripple 0]

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I can think of atleast one DZ.comer that I knew for about a year and half before I even knew she had a Face, much less what it looked like.

Which tells us much about you

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[Lindercles 0]

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I can think of atleast one DZ.comer that I knew for about a year and half before I even knew she had a Face, much less what it looked like.

Which tells us much about you

1. He's alive.

2. He's male.

Um, what else?

[jumpoutnow 0]

I was just looking at her collar bones and her undermonkey.

People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em.