Jewels 0 #51 February 18, 2008 Hey, it's up to you. I don't think you're using humor to break the ice; you're using it at other people's expense and then telling the online community how gullible those people were. Now you're trying to make it into a joke. I'm just telling you that it doesn't really come across the way I think you had in mind. But if you want to go on with this, be my guest.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #52 February 18, 2008 If you were using it to break the ice and make it a light, humorous time, I agree with you. But, some actually do use lines like that to try to score. To lie to influence the actions of others. . . and your first post did kind of come off that way. Kind of like bragging in the locker room. And that type of attitude shows little respect for the females of "conquest" In your case, however, I do kinda believe that you would come clean before *cough* . . . . . (and the cough is cuz I don't want to repeat the words before "before". . . not because I am implying "bullshit") Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #53 February 18, 2008 QuoteHey, it's up to you. I don't think you're using humor to break the ice; you're using it at other people's expense and then telling the online community how gullible those people were. Now you're trying to make it into a joke. I'm just telling you that it doesn't really come across the way I think you had in mind. But if you want to go on with this, be my guest. Try Here The comedy is AWESOME!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobarooni 0 #54 February 18, 2008 QuoteQuoteHey, it's up to you. I don't think you're using humor to break the ice; you're using it at other people's expense and then telling the online community how gullible those people were. Now you're trying to make it into a joke. I'm just telling you that it doesn't really come across the way I think you had in mind. But if you want to go on with this, be my guest. Try Here The comedy is AWESOME! Do you wear blue turtlenecks too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #55 February 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Hey, it's up to you. I don't think you're using humor to break the ice; you're using it at other people's expense and then telling the online community how gullible those people were. Now you're trying to make it into a joke. I'm just telling you that it doesn't really come across the way I think you had in mind. But if you want to go on with this, be my guest. Try Here The comedy is AWESOME! Do you wear blue turtlenecks too? Silly question.Green DUH!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #56 February 18, 2008 Quote First of all, why is this not in the women's forum, second - consider the answer to your question being: Notice the caliber of women that you find in a bar. HEY! You met ME in a bar! Ok, well no. Actually you met me in the airport...but you TOOK me to a bar after that! So what does that mean?! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #57 February 18, 2008 Quote Quote First of all, why is this not in the women's forum, second - consider the answer to your question being: Notice the caliber of women that you find in a bar. HEY! You met ME in a bar! Ok, well no. Actually you met me in the airport...but you TOOK me to a bar after that! So what does that mean?! It means we had lunch at a place they have good steak? Oh - and that you are married.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #58 February 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote First of all, why is this not in the women's forum, second - consider the answer to your question being: Notice the caliber of women that you find in a bar. HEY! You met ME in a bar! Ok, well no. Actually you met me in the airport...but you TOOK me to a bar after that! So what does that mean?! It means we had lunch at a place they have good steak? Oh - and that you are married. That was a fun trip. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #59 February 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote First of all, why is this not in the women's forum, second - consider the answer to your question being: Notice the caliber of women that you find in a bar. HEY! You met ME in a bar! Ok, well no. Actually you met me in the airport...but you TOOK me to a bar after that! So what does that mean?! It means we had lunch at a place they have good steak? Oh - and that you are married. That was a fun trip. Good landing too. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #60 February 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote First of all, why is this not in the women's forum, second - consider the answer to your question being: Notice the caliber of women that you find in a bar. HEY! You met ME in a bar! Ok, well no. Actually you met me in the airport...but you TOOK me to a bar after that! So what does that mean?! It means we had lunch at a place they have good steak? Oh - and that you are married. That was a fun trip. Good landing too. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #61 February 18, 2008 Jaye, why are you posing with a trash can?? This thread has me giggling... I think if GQ_Jumper came up to me in a bar (dressed like Zoolander, of course! ), and told me he was a penguin fluffler, I'd give him my number too. That shits funny. I like to laugh... even when I'm crying on the inside. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChristopherZ 0 #62 February 18, 2008 You may want to check the numbers you got against this list. http://www.rejectionhotline.com/rh-numbers.asp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #63 February 18, 2008 hey! now he can call this number (see sig line) (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #64 February 18, 2008 Quote Jaye, why are you posing with a trash can?? Everyone asks that! I didn't realize there was a dumpster behind me. I had just set my helmet and keys down on the spool next to me and I was trying to show off my Texas 'mud'. I used to go along with whatever a guy was saying and just keep asking them questions...let 'em dig themselves in deeper. That was as funny as them thinking I was buying it. I'd never give anyone my phone number though...I guess mostly because I didn't really have one. I was in the barracks for all of my real 'dating' life. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #65 February 18, 2008 Quote So I just have to ask, why? You already said it. Funny is cute. You were being cute and funny. Girls like cute and funny. Either that or you were in a bar full of slobs who the girls didn't want to talk to. Sometimes you're not the best, but you're the best that they can do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #66 February 19, 2008 I like the Penguin fluffer line. Only, I'm thinking of porn fluffers, and I'm wondering how the heck do you do that to a Penguin, and WHY? I had a girlfriend who would bait the guy into buying rounds, and then for a phone number, she would give him " dial a prayer number" which she had memorized.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dcm 0 #67 February 19, 2008 yeah the funny thing is i used this number to pick up a chick at the bar yesterday. I almost died when i saw your post... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinagirl 0 #68 February 19, 2008 Oh c'mon you guys (and gals), did you for one minute take his comments seriously? I thought the skydivers on here had a thicker skin and a more callous sense of humor. He was just being facetious...I doubt he was trying to insult the female gender. Look at his profile, he's a slut. He can't live without women...!! ~Built for Abuse www.skydivethefarm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #69 February 19, 2008 Quote Oh c'mon you guys (and gals), did you for one minute take his comments seriously? I thought the skydivers on here had a thicker skin and a more callous sense of humor. He was just being facetious...I doubt he was trying to insult the female gender. Look at his profile, he's a slut. He can't live without women...!! Yes - But I don't think everyone got Boborino or whatever his name's sarcasm.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #70 February 21, 2008 Look at his profile, he's a slut. He can't live without women...!! Quote *wipes away a tear* It's like you've known me my entire life.....marry me?? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #71 February 21, 2008 Quote Look at his profile, he's a slut. He can't live without women...!! Quote *wipes away a tear* It's like you've known me my entire life.....marry me?? You wouldn't be able to handle that one.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #72 February 21, 2008 You wouldn't be able to handle that one. Quote She's got China in her name, it's meant to be History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #73 February 21, 2008 Quote You wouldn't be able to handle that one. Quote She's got China in her name, it's meant to be Ok - you have good insurance - right?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinagirl 0 #74 February 21, 2008 Quote *wipes away a tear* It's like you've known me my entire life.....marry me?? You're such a whore...you know you're not the marrying type! Quote You wouldn't be able to handle that one.Unimpressed Quote OUCH!! What did I ever do to you? ~Built for Abuse www.skydivethefarm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #75 February 21, 2008 You're such a whore...you know you're not the marrying type! Quote Actually science has proven that with enough beatdowns from my wife to be I'm very well behaved History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
