Say it Together Now, "This is gonna hurt"

[Gawain 0]

Received a small batch of pics in an email...ouch...ouch...ouch... holy sh*t and yikes!!

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[Halfpastniner 0]

That first one is great, i love how everyone is trying to get the F outta the way (well almost everyone). The last one makes me cringe (just injured my shoulder and still recovering)

OUCH!

BASE 1384

[lawrocket 3]

First one - you can actually see the dude's jaw caving in.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[taylor.freefall 0]

it was ok but the third one could've done a better arch.

[aliveboy2004 0]

well, at least #4 motorcycle guy was wearing that nice cloth helmet!

[ltdiver 3]

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First one - you can actually see the dude's jaw caving in.

And it appears that he's the only one in the line of flight that doesn't have his hands up to protect that face! Heck, even the -kid- knows to block the incoming!

ltdiver

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon

[sdctlc 0]

I imagine the last one as two teammates and the sweet revenge one has while thinking "Does that feel good you son of a bitch, Thats what you get for sleeping with my wife!"

Scott C.

"He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!"

[hookitt 1]

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well, at least #4 motorcycle guy was wearing that nice cloth helmet!

True but he was just doing a Stoppie when the forks blew, so chances are he fell at a fairly low speed. I've looked for the after shot of that but haven't found it.

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[Andrewwhyte 1]

#3 'cause he has time to think about it.

[NtheSeaOrSky 0]

I love how in the background everyone has their mouth open like this

'cept for the dude with the camera !!MY HERO!

Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

[turtlespeed 220]

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well, at least #4 motorcycle guy was wearing that nice cloth helmet!

True but he was just doing a Stoppie when the forks blew, so chances are he fell at a fairly low speed. I've looked for the after shot of that but haven't found it.

There was a stunt junkie show that had a guy doing a wheelie stop at over 100mph.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[D22369 0]

Number 3 ... think he was the model for the ftd florists ad?


Roy

They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

[iluvtofly 0]

I did say ow when I saw those but I also laughed hysterically. Does that make me a bad person?

[riddler 0]

***True but he was just doing a Stoppie when the forks blew, so chances are he fell at a fairly low speed. I've looked for the after shot of that but haven't found it. ***

#4 is definitely the most interesting pic. What is that, a carbon-fiber fork, or something? I don't know enough about crotch-rockets to know what their making them out of. Whatever it was looks like it just shattered.

Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

[kschilk 0]

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well, at least #4 motorcycle guy was wearing that nice cloth helmet!

True but he was just doing a Stoppie when the forks blew, so chances are he fell at a fairly low speed. I've looked for the after shot of that but haven't found it.

The forks didn't blow, the bottom stanchoin broke off completely, right at the axle....I'm guessin' he burned in hard!

"T'was ever thus."

[airdvr 210]

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I did say ow when I saw those but I also laughed hysterically. Does that make me a bad person?

Nah...it makes you a jumper.

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[nigel99 475]

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True but he was just doing a Stoppie when the forks blew, so chances are he fell at a fairly low speed. I've looked for the after shot of that but haven't found it.

This morning I collected my bike with a brand new front tyre - and fairly large maintenance bill. Frost/ice on the road and I came off on the first corner about 100 yards from the bike shop. I was probably only doing 20 miles an hour but I am pretty bruised. Anyway it's back in the bike shop with the exhaust ripped off and damage to the crank case

Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived.

[aprilcat 0]

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I did say ow when I saw those but I also laughed hysterically. Does that make me a bad person?

I'm saving you a seat next to me in hell. You bring the ice, I'll bring the water.

In #1..how come EVERYONE has their hands up but the guy that got hit? Is that the 'deer in the headlights' response? Geeze..

#3 is just plain funny. You know that guy was turned into Road Pizza! I would like to think it was a stunt, that way me and iluvtofly won't get the front bench in hell, but...yuuuuuuuuck!!!!!~~April

Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

[usedtajump 1]

#4 is definitely the most interesting pic. What is that, a carbon-fiber fork, or something? I don't know enough about crotch-rockets to know what their making them out of. Whatever it was looks like it just shattered.

[skydiver88 0]

#3 needs to arch more

[DontPanic 0]

#3 needs to forget about the red pillow and go straight for silver.

[bloody_trauma 2]

i wish i would get beaned in the face with a bat at a game... thats gotta be a law suit

Fly it like you stole it

[aprilcat 0]

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i wish i would get beaned in the face with a bat at a game... thats gotta be a law suit

I think there is a wavier on the tickets , but there's supposed to be a net behind home plate. WTF was he looking at that he didn't see it coming???

ALL of those have to hurt!!!! ~~April

Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

[bodypilot1 0]

Here are my captions for these...

ATT00001.jpeg>>>>>> Look at the worthless father protecting his baby from the bat. While she is praying to God that her Dad doesn't get hit with it.....

ATT00002.jpeg>>>>>> He picked a hell of a time to install a new muffler....

ATT00003.jpeg>>>>>> I'm only going to sacrifice shattering one knee cap and femer for am idiot trick like this....and I wish I had a helmet.

ATT00004.jpeg>>>>>> I hope this bandana will be able to soak up all my blood.....and I wish I had a helmet.

ATT00008.jpeg>>>>>> I had a feeling this was the wrong time to do the naked Burt Reynolds pose.....

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[popsjumper 2]

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#3 needs to arch more

Dude! He's freeflying!
All his friends are simply amazed!

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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