ClayFowler 0 #1 July 27, 2001 Well....after all the response on the Tandem page I figured this deserved it's own thread. Besides, it's two of my favorite subjects. Throw beer and you have what occupies 99.9% of my time. Compilation of the top 10: Why skydiving is better than sex.1. You dont have to call the pilot the next day. He doesnt care!2. If you skydive with someone it's not all that embarrassing if you forget their name. 3. In Skydiving it's expected that you pull out4. You wont hurt yourself trying unusual positions in skydiving.5. It's pretty hard to transmit diseases during skydiving.6. You can use your rig over and over again. Unlike condoms!7. You wont wake up all sticky after skydiving.8. You wont be embarrassed if your friends see who you skydive with.9. Skydiving doesnt make your tongue sore10. You arent considered "strange" if you ask someone to watch you skydive.I'm sure this thread will grow. It's a compilation of several I've heard lately. Your inputs are invited. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #2 July 27, 2001 From the old dz.comhttp://www.dropzone.com/funstuff/humor/fun_bettersex.shtml Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chicagoskydiver 0 #3 July 27, 2001 Here is my top ten list of why skydiving is better than sex:1. You can do it with members of the same sex without raising an eyebrow.2. You can do a three or four way and it's considered normal.3. You can do it solo in front of everyone.4. Nobody minds being videotaped while skydiving.5. Satisfaction is guaranteed.6. There are no strings. You can do it with several different people without offending anyone or making anyone jealous.7. You don't have to worry that you won't be respected in the morning.8. You can do it 10 times in a day with no problem.9. No need to worry about birth control.10. People will do it with you even if you're ugly.Hackey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rainier 0 #4 July 27, 2001 Someone else always gets you up and you take off as soon as you're ready Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #5 July 27, 2001 Quote 7. You wont wake up all sticky after skydiving.Uh...I'm not so sure about this one...it depends on what I do after I go skydiving and before I wake up! Sis "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." Oscar Wilde Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClayFowler 0 #6 July 27, 2001 Freaksis: I'll take care of that sticky part for you baby..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xybe 0 #7 July 27, 2001 Quote 8. You can do it 10 times in a day with no problem. Not with some of the openings I had you can't. Believe me, being heavy does not mix well with underloaded Mantas and rental harnesses. Boy, I could hardly walk after a 7 jump weekend!Heck, the other weekend the rental Laser ate up 1000 ft to deploy fully and I was happy the snatch force didn't make me see stars! (the DZ operator was not as happy and didn't let me use that particular rig again :(How about this one:* Doing RW for 60 seconds may actually be a lot.* You are not supposed to deploy low to make it last longer.* You are not expected to be happy about having to wait untill the altitude is right to jump.* It's not embarassing to fart while skydiving (but it is nasty when somebody does it in the C182 with the door closed, I give you that).* You don't have to worry about skydivers lying about their age.* Breaking off is not awkward but mandatory, expected and natural.* You don't have to wear clean underwear to jump with someone for the first time.* EVERYONE LOOKS COOL IN FREEFALLStill shedding whuffo-nessCheck out the Hardcore Whuffo pages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #8 July 28, 2001 Quote EVERYONE LOOKS COOL IN FREEFALL No, everyone is UGLY in freefall! (So it doesn't matter what you look like when you skydive!!)Sis (ugly people are still ugly when they come) "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." Oscar Wilde Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faitor 0 #9 July 28, 2001 I think your all missing the most crucial. Sex doesn't cost $20 per jump, well most of the time anyway. Not that it doesn't cost you more in the long run. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #10 July 28, 2001 Sex doesn't cost me more in the long run, either...but maybe I am just choosy enough about who I do it with that it doesn't cause me problems...lolSis "I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday." (some song on the radio...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crewdog 0 #11 July 28, 2001 You don't need any pills to get you up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #12 February 13, 2008 Finishing fast, is a good thingCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #13 February 13, 2008 Uh not so much.... hence the need for several cabana boys... just in case one of them finishes fast Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 February 13, 2008 Quote ...Sex doesn't cost $20 per jump, well most of the time anyway. ... It doesn't? You gettin' it cheaper somewhere? Clue me in. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #15 February 13, 2008 dang, even the crack-whores around here charge more, even for a BJ.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #16 February 13, 2008 There are some interesting point.... BUT, What about Skydiving, then Sex? Betcha didn't think about that!! =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 February 13, 2008 Quotedang, even the crack-whores around here charge more, even for a BJ.. You need to travel more.. everything costs less in the third world Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #18 February 13, 2008 QuoteQuotedang, even the crack-whores around here charge more, even for a BJ.. You need to travel more.. everything costs less in the third world i'll keep that in mind for when i get really desperate..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #19 February 13, 2008 Wow, what an old thread with some old names in it. Where did you dig this thing up at?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #20 February 13, 2008 Just some thread necromancing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 February 13, 2008 Quote Quote ...Sex doesn't cost $20 per jump, well most of the time anyway. ... It doesn't? You gettin' it cheaper somewhere? Clue me in. Since I haven't been working lately, I've been trading a bag of squirrels for it. "...yeah, honey... I just don't see you as the 8-squirrel talent though... how about six?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #22 February 13, 2008 I was bored, so was going through some old old threads, starting from the very last page. theres some fun stuff way back there!CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #23 February 13, 2008 Quote I was bored, so was going through some old old threads, starting from the very last page. theres some fun stuff way back there! Have you gotten a PM from one of the greenies about doing that? I did... Oh well... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #24 February 13, 2008 QuoteHave you gotten a PM from one of the greenies about doing that? I did... Oh well... I still dont get it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeG 0 #25 February 13, 2008 Quote 9. No need to worry about birth control. Hackey You are right... if you don´t adjust the harness properly.... no further need for birthcontrol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
