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Newsflash-Science determines that double dipping is unhealthy! Well duh!!!!

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http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/02/01/double.dipping.ap/index.html

A scientific study determines that double dipping (dipping a chip in the dip, biting it and then dipping it back in) is unhealthy. Well holy mother of dog-poo!!! They needed a scientific study to determine that?:S He determined that bacteria spreads in high quantities when you do that........wow such cutting edge research!:S

For years I have said this and always tried to get a serving of dip on my plate before all the other sick bastards spread their saliva/gingevitis/hepatitis and whatnot throughout the dip. People have always told me I was being paranoid. I WAS RIGHT!!!! and I didn't need no scientific study to tell me that!

What is it that people don't get about double dipping being disgusting. If I wanted to share saliva with everyone at a party I would walk around with a cup and ask them all to spit in it so I could have a drink.

Don't fucking double dip!!!!!!
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Lol I thought you were rantig about it being unhealthy because it makes fat.

I have to confess I would double dip if I felt like and I do not have the slightest problem eating out of the same bowl 10 people just stuck their finger in. There are greater dangers in life than double dipping...

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There are greater dangers in life than double dipping...



Sure. Like going down on a two dollar hooker at the end of her workday
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The Seinfeld Show had an episode about double dipping. George Constanza got busted double dipping at a party. It was hilarious! :D



Saw it. They actually refer to that episode in the article.:D:D
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The Seinfeld Show had an episode about double dipping. George Constanza got busted double dipping at a party. It was hilarious! :D



Thats where the scientist got the idea for the test. He saw the seinfeld episode. He also did the 5 second rule, and said it was way untrue, but mythbusters did that one and proved it plausable.


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That's fantastic ... not the findings but how it was done.

Take students in undergraduate lab class (i.e., no tax dollars/not federally funded project).

Add popular culture reference (i.e., Seinfeld) relevant to course, with a little dollop of Myth Busters-esque controversy.

Execute class research project:
"Double dipping does transfer bacteria: George was wrong!"

Get written up on CNN.

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That my friend is your tax money hard at work.



Just waiting for the next Einstien to secure a ginormous research grant and utilize vital resources and unlimmitted man hours to come up with a massive groundbreaking study, put into a peer reviewed journal that tells me if I jump into a lake I will be wet.
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There are greater dangers in life than double dipping...



Sure. Like going down on a two dollar hooker at the end of her workday

:D:D:D:D:D


I didn't even realize I did that until a friend in college was yelling at me for doing it with our yummy ranch dressing. :D:P

However, I *am* reformed and I don't do that any more unless it's just Joe and I sharing...:ph34r:
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Probably, you shouldn't shake hands with new people that you meet, either. I wouldn't suggest drinking out of a public water fountain or pushing shopping carts without wiping down the handle first.

We are besieged daily with bacteria and viruses. The only defense we have is our immune system. Eat lots of fresh fruits and vegetables, get moderate exercise every day and enough sleep and you can beat those nasty bugs. Or you can blame someone else for "giving" the germ to you.

Of course, there's the social stigma of double-dipping, but you are probably getting loads more bacteria from just touching the same doors as people that don't wash their hands after using the toilet.
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That's fantastic ... not the findings but how it was done.

Take students in undergraduate lab class (i.e., no tax dollars/not federally funded project).

Add popular culture reference (i.e., Seinfeld) relevant to course, with a little dollop of Myth Busters-esque controversy.



True. University students develop some nasty habits, particularly in residence
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***There are greater dangers in life than double dipping...



Sure. Like going down on a two dollar hooker at the end of her workday


:D:D:D:D:D


I didn't even realize I did that until a friend in college was yelling at me for doing it with our yummy ranch dressing. :D:P

Didn't realize you did what,.....double dip or go down on a 2 dollar hooker?:P
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Of course, there's the social stigma of double-dipping, but you are probably getting loads more bacteria from just touching the same doors as people that don't wash their hands after using the toilet.



I am one of those who use the paper towel from the dispenser to open the bathroom door when I leave for exactly that reason.

That said, why the F*&k don't people wash their filthy hands when the go to the toilet? I was raised to. I would assume most civilized people were. More and more I am seeing people who don't bother, or the ones who simly dip their hands under running water for all of one second before shaking them dry and walking out. (I guess they figure going through the motions is socially acceptable).
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I didn't even realize I did that until a friend in college was yelling at me for doing it with our yummy ranch dressing. :D:P

Didn't realize you did what,.....double dip or go down on a 2 dollar hooker?:P



2 dollar hookers always taste better with ranch dressing. :)
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I didn't even realize I did that until a friend in college was yelling at me for doing it with our yummy ranch dressing. :D:P



Didn't realize you did what,.....double dip or go down on a 2 dollar hooker?:P


2 dollar hookers always taste better with ranch dressing. :)



Eeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!:(:(. People like you are the reason I fear double dipping.:P
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