futuredivot 0 #1 February 1, 2008 Short version- Got hosed by a coworker resulting in me be away from home on a holday weekend. We'll be staying in the same condo in a couple of months and I was thinking about hiding some ladies underwear and a couple of condom wrappers in his luggage. Too much? Better ideas?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #2 February 1, 2008 If he knew he was hosing you, that's a perfectly reasonable response. Edit - it might be funnier if you used a couple GUY thongs, with maybe some baby oil on them. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 February 1, 2008 Better ideas. You're welcome. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #4 February 1, 2008 Yep, he knew. Not the first time he's shafted me, but definitely the worst since it's costing me a Friday off (I don't get those back) being away from home on a holiday that is important to my wife, and it will make me unable to go hang out with the Roaming DZ crew in St. Mary's (too many weekends away from home in a row)You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mynamebedan 0 #5 February 1, 2008 another great thing to do is sneak a dildo/vibrator into his carry on bag and than put something like nail clippers or a pocket knife or hell even a bottle of water these days in the bottom of the bag, that way when they go through security at the airport and have to do a visual inspection of the bag they pull out the dildo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 5 #6 February 1, 2008 Quote Yep, he knew. Not the first time he's shafted me, wats the old saying..."screw me once shame on you, screw me twice shame on ME"!! Do what ya want to, and probably with good reason!I am partial to the...... ALL of the above mentioned "annoyences" and links to them.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 February 1, 2008 QuoteShort version- Got hosed by a coworker resulting in me be away from home on a holday weekend. We'll be staying in the same condo in a couple of months and I was thinking about hiding some ladies underwear and a couple of condom wrappers in his luggage. Too much? Better ideas? Get a foot of aluminum foil. Cut it out in the shape of a handgun and stash it in his suitcase - it's better if you can slide it into side fabric or something so it cannot be seen. It won't be until he "attempts" air travel that this will come back on him. By then he'll have no reason to suspect you. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 February 1, 2008 Jaye: Your ideas are nice, but I prefer subtle approaches to dispute resolution. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #9 February 1, 2008 Quote Jaye: Your ideas are nice, but I prefer subtle approaches to dispute resolution. [rolls eyes] LAWYERS! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 February 1, 2008 Okay...this costs ya a few bucks but it's worth it~You take out a two week ad in his local newspaper advertising a Chopped Harley Flathead for two grand. For the contact number you list a prepaid cell on which you leave a voice mail saying: "If you are calling about the Flathead, it's parked in the backyard...come on over and take a look, the gate is open... I'll be out of town for a few days." And leave the address. There's nothing like a steady stream of bikers showing up in your back yard all hours of the day & night to make ya really think about who ya fucked over! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #11 February 1, 2008 Can I ask if you love your job or are paid exceptionally well to put up with this bullshit? ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 February 1, 2008 Quote Can I ask if you love your job or are paid exceptionally well to put up with this bullshit? He gets to travel the country, hang out with airshow peeps and drink truck loads of free beer...he should be paying THEM to go to work! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #13 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Can I ask if you love your job or are paid exceptionally well to put up with this bullshit? He gets to travel the country, hang out with airshow peeps and drink truck loads of free beer...he should be paying THEM to go to work! I used to work mobile marketing...drove and managed big rig promotions with Nascar, concerts, cool stuff. Made a ton of money, so I put up with alot of bullshit...but it came to a point where I walked away(48 states, and a ton of dropzones later) to get my self respect, and sanity, and liver...well maybe not my liver, back...never been happier. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #14 February 1, 2008 QuoteCan I ask if you love your job or are paid exceptionally well to put up with this bullshit? every job has bullshit, its just a matter of what flavor of shit you want to eat. every place you go will have a co-worker, a supervisor, or both who will make your life more difficult than it has to be. to the op: i would be careful when it comes to airport security. a dildo with a little chocolate on it could cause him a lot of embarrassment, but tin foil in the shape of a gun could not only get him hauled into a back room, but anyone who is flying with him as well. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #15 February 1, 2008 Not that I'd be upset he he had a cavity search-but won't be using commercial air travel so the airport stuff won't work.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #16 February 1, 2008 QuoteNot that I'd be upset he he had a cavity search-but won't be using commercial air travel so the airport stuff won't work. Go to head shop - Get several glass vials. Fill with Talcum powder . . . Hide 10-20 in a foil roll inside the side pouch of his luggage. Include a lighter, and a long glass tube. Enjoy the fireworks.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #17 February 1, 2008 QuoteQuoteCan I ask if you love your job or are paid exceptionally well to put up with this bullshit? every job has bullshit, its just a matter of what flavor of shit you want to eat. every place you go will have a co-worker, a supervisor, or both who will make your life more difficult than it has to be. not mine...self employed, no co-workers, no employees, no supervisor, well maybe my clients, but, if they give me a hard time...I end the account. I...am a poolman, and life is goooood. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elias123 0 #18 February 1, 2008 I say go for it "In a mad world, only the mad are sane" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #19 February 1, 2008 Being from San Diego, seeing the thread title, I naturally thought of this. The non sponsored teams tend to have very unique names that are topical, often NSFW. Some of my favorites through the years: Stop the bus and let my brother Jack off (During the Ridney King era) We got our bats from LAPD (Back when he left the Dodgers to play for San Diego and the at the time of his paternity suit) Steve Garvey is my Padre One year, the first game to be played was: The announcer's queer vs. Crabs on your anus Easy to see why they'll never have Over the Line on ESPN. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #20 February 1, 2008 That's funnyYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #21 February 1, 2008 QuoteYep, he knew. Not the first time he's shafted me, but definitely the worst since it's costing me a Friday off (I don't get those back) being away from home on a holiday that is important to my wife, and it will make me unable to go hang out with the Roaming DZ crew in St. Mary's (too many weekends away from home in a row) Who is this fucker and where does he live? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #22 February 2, 2008 QuoteQuoteYep, he knew. Not the first time he's shafted me, but definitely the worst since it's costing me a Friday off (I don't get those back) being away from home on a holiday that is important to my wife, and it will make me unable to go hang out with the Roaming DZ crew in St. Mary's (too many weekends away from home in a row) Who is this fucker and where does he live? I already contracted a hit.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 February 2, 2008 Easy to see why they'll never have Over the Line on ESPN. Quote Everyone welcome except.... no babys, bottles or bowsers.Back in the 80's ESPN tried to talk the OTL guys into changing the names & it would be covered...they declined. The best rule about choosing a name...call your team anything you want, just don't say nuthin' bad about John Wayne! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
