waltappel 1 #1 January 29, 2008 For example, this one by Joe Walsh: UH HU I like big tits You see em on the street left and right I like big tits that right I try to look away but i can't resist every time i try to call it quits Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4 Uh hu I like big tits uh hu tits Well they come in twos hard to choose your favorite tit uh hu i like tits for dinner a noon time snack i like tits for lunch a big tit attack i like tits for breakfast egg benedict tits iwhat it is their where its at tits they give me shivers when they bounce around buckeld up or hanging on the ground i like big tits uh hu tits save it all for me tits The raw emotion in those lyrics brings a tear to my eye. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 January 29, 2008 I think the Motley Crue song "She Goes Down" was written for me. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 January 29, 2008 Joe Fucking Walsh I have not heard that song in years Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #4 January 29, 2008 Can I get that on itunes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 January 29, 2008 QuoteCan I get that on itunes? I dunno but you'll probably have the best look searching for "ILBT". Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #6 January 29, 2008 I used to think "Lola" was written for me until I learned it was about a transvestite. I still LOVE that song. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #7 January 29, 2008 oh man thats how I best express myself in songs, I got a million of them (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 January 29, 2008 Quote I used to think "Lola" was written for me until I learned it was about a transvestite. I still LOVE that song. Sorry, I'm just picturing you merrily singing that song thinking it was a "you" kinda song!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 January 29, 2008 Quote oh man thats how I best express myself in songs, I got a million of them Well, you gonna keep us in suspense or are you going to give examples? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #10 January 29, 2008 QuoteQuoteCan I get that on itunes? I dunno but you'll probably have the best look searching for "ILBT". Walt Albumn: You bought it, you name it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #11 January 30, 2008 Quote Quote oh man thats how I best express myself in songs, I got a million of them Well, you gonna keep us in suspense or are you going to give examples? Walt sorry, busy ...darn work gets in the way of becoming a post whore, umm I will get back later with some not been in the happiest of times lately so I will think of the ones for when I am (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #12 January 30, 2008 Quote Sorry, I'm just picturing you merrily singing that song thinking it was a "you" kinda song! Hey, dude! I named my second car "Lola" and my next (and current) car "Big Lola". So... I would have named my first car "Lola" but my friends named it "Barney" b/c it was purple and totally corney by comparison (they all had BMWs). Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #13 January 30, 2008 "Asshole" by Denis Leary Folks I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me About you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts Or maybe below the cockles Maybe in the sub-cockle area Maybe in the liver Maybe in the kidneys Maybe even in the colon We don't know I'm just a regular joe With a regular job I'm your average white Suburbanite slob I like football, and porno, and books about war I've got an average house With a nice hardwood floor My wife, and my job My kids, and my car My feet on my table And a Cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain't enough To keep a man like me interested Oh no, no way, uh uhh No, I gotta go out and have fun At someone else's expense Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah I drive really slow In the ultra-fast lane While people behind me are going insane I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets And I piss on the seat I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces While handicapped people Make handicapped faces I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's a real f**king asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong... ... NAAAHHHHH! I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole) You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable Hot pink! With whale skin hub caps An all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights YEAH! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby At 115 miles per hour Getting one mile per gallon Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it You know why? 'Cause we got the bombs, that's why! Two words: Nuclear F**kin' Weapons Okay!? Russia, Germany, Romania They can have all the Democracy they want They can have a big Democracy cake walk Right through the middle of Tienemen Square And it won't make a lick of difference Because we got the bombs Okay!? John Wayne's not dead He's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke" And he's gonna be pretty pissed off You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be I'm gonna get "The Duke" And John Cassavetes And Lee Marvin And Sam Peckinpah And a case of whiskey And drive down to Texas And- (Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole) Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal? You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole And it turns out it was him What an asshole! I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole) A - SS - HO - LE! Everybody!! A - SS - HO - LE! I'm an asshole and proud of it! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #14 January 30, 2008 You should just post the youtube link. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #15 January 30, 2008 You fucker, I've spent $30 on itunes and still don't have that song. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #16 January 30, 2008 Here's one for you. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #17 January 30, 2008 hahah ya I've had that one too! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #18 January 30, 2008 Quote You fucker, I've spent $30 on itunes and still don't have that song. clicky Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #19 January 30, 2008 Can you download those and put them on an ipod? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SWEEEET 0 #20 January 30, 2008 Quote I used to think "Lola" was written for me until I learned it was about a transvestite. I still LOVE that song. You know somethin...???? I'm thinkin' my dad might know somethin' about this song......apparently he has just discovered somethin' recent about himself I believe...haha...I'm not weird...just cool that's all...!!!! *SWEEEET* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #21 January 30, 2008 QuoteCan you download those and put them on an ipod? I don't have an iPod but I think you can put any mp3 on an iPod. No doubt there are many here that could tell you exactly how to do it. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #22 January 30, 2008 QuoteQuoteCan you download those and put them on an ipod? I don't have an iPod but I think you can put any mp3 on an iPod. No doubt there are many here that could tell you exactly how to do it. Walt Import the MP3 into iTunes, and drag it to your iPod, or sync your iPod. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #23 January 30, 2008 alright walt, you asked....and I listen to allll kinds of music so here is just what came to mind currently Daughtry -over you (when thinking of my big D) others for all kinda things in my life: Linkinpark leave out all the rest BlackEyed Peas- lets get it started Rihanna -dont stop the music Nickelback-lots of their stuff, sure theres more in there into the night animals far way savin me Colbie Caillat -bubbly -midnight bottle metalica Miley Cyrus-cant wait to see you again Buckcherry -sorry Cascadia-what hurts the most chris brown-with you so many more but its what ever mood or whats going on for me (I.C.D#2 VP) "<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell "I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #24 January 30, 2008 There are a ton of songs out there that I feel like were written for me. And those are the songs that I tend to listen to ALOT. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #25 January 30, 2008 Quote Miley Cyrus-cant wait to see you again Are you upset cuz her concert tickets were so much? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
