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waltappel

Some songs seem like they were written for me

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For example, this one by Joe Walsh:



UH HU
I like big tits
You see em on the street
left and right
I like big tits that right
I try to look away but i can't resist
every time i try to call it quits
Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4
Uh hu
I like big tits uh hu
tits
Well they come in twos
hard to choose
your favorite tit
uh hu
i like tits for dinner a noon time snack
i like tits for lunch a big tit attack
i like tits for breakfast
egg benedict tits
iwhat it is
their where its at
tits
they give me shivers when they bounce around
buckeld up or hanging on the ground
i like big tits
uh hu
tits save it all for me
tits



The raw emotion in those lyrics brings a tear to my eye.

Walt

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oh man thats how I best express myself in songs, I got a million of them :D



Well, you gonna keep us in suspense or are you going to give examples?

Walt


sorry, busy ...darn work gets in the way of becoming a post whore, umm I will get back later with some ;)

not been in the happiest of times lately so I will think of the ones for when I am
(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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Sorry, I'm just picturing you merrily singing that song thinking it was a "you" kinda song!:D:D:D



Hey, dude! I named my second car "Lola" and my next (and current) car "Big Lola".

So...

:$:DB|

I would have named my first car "Lola" but my friends named it "Barney" b/c it was purple and totally corney by comparison (they all had BMWs). :|
Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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"Asshole" by Denis Leary

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a real f**king asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear F**kin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole
And it turns out it was him
What an asshole!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!
I'm an asshole and proud of it!


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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I used to think "Lola" was written for me until I learned it was about a transvestite. [:/]



I still LOVE that song. :P:DB|




You know somethin...???? I'm thinkin' my dad might know somethin' about this song...:ph34r:...apparently he has just discovered somethin' recent about himself I believe...haha...;)
I'm not weird...just cool that's all...!!!!
*SWEEEET*

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Can you download those and put them on an ipod?



I don't have an iPod but I think you can put any mp3 on an iPod. No doubt there are many here that could tell you exactly how to do it.

Walt



Import the MP3 into iTunes, and drag it to your iPod, or sync your iPod.

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alright walt, you asked....and I listen to allll kinds of music so here is just what came to mind currently

Daughtry -over you (when thinking of my big D)
others for all kinda things in my life:
Linkinpark leave out all the rest
BlackEyed Peas- lets get it started
Rihanna -dont stop the music
Nickelback-lots of their stuff, sure theres more in there
into the night
animals
far way
savin me
Colbie Caillat -bubbly -midnight bottle
metalica
Miley Cyrus-cant wait to see you again
Buckcherry -sorry
Cascadia-what hurts the most
chris brown-with you

so many more but its what ever mood or whats going on for me
(I.C.D#2 VP)
"<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell
"I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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