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are fucking wierd. Seriously. And I mean a LOT of you. :|

As you were. :S:D

Blues,
Dave



YOU all gunna make me lose my mind--up in here!
:D:D:D:S


Another untrainable one.[:/]
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Can you really use the word "trainable" in the same sentence as any feminine pronoun?



In the right company, yes, Absolutely!:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Another untrainable one.



She has some potential.



Are you sure?

I know you are a better judge than I am . . . if you think so - we could start her on a simple regimen tomorrow.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Have to be a correspondent’s course and I am not sure we are accredited for that.

Once we get the Completed application we can scrutinize it thoroughly and see if any true potential actually exists.



Not a bad idea - I'll go and perform the interview.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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are fucking wierd. Seriously. And I mean a LOT of you. :|

As you were. :S:D

Blues,
Dave



YOU all gunna make me lose my mind--up in here!
:D:D:D:S


Another untrainable one.[:/]


yep its true I live by my own way, and I got enough to deal with, all those damn voices in my head screaming at me all the time :P
(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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Have to be a correspondent’s course and I am not sure we are accredited for that.

Once we get the Completed application we can scrutinize it thoroughly and see if any true potential actually exists.



so what classifys as true potential, and maybe I dont want to. I tend to be defiant and have a rebelious streak to authority unless its mine :o:D
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""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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Have to be a correspondent’s course and I am not sure we are accredited for that.

Once we get the Completed application we can scrutinize it thoroughly and see if any true potential actually exists.



so what classifys as true potential, and maybe I dont want to. I tend to be defiant and have a rebelious streak to authority unless its mine :o:D


See Turtle. Potential.

I say we start her with Sammich making and beer opening 101 and then progress her to Bikini clad Firearm training and then re-evaluate.

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Have to be a correspondent’s course and I am not sure we are accredited for that.

Once we get the Completed application we can scrutinize it thoroughly and see if any true potential actually exists.



so what classifys as true potential, and maybe I dont want to. I tend to be defiant and have a rebelious streak to authority unless its mine :o:D


See Turtle. Potential.

I say we start her with Sammich making and beer opening 101 and then progress her to Bikini clad Firearm training and then re-evaluate.


With that kind all you have to do is convince them that it's their idea. :|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Have to be a correspondent’s course and I am not sure we are accredited for that.

Once we get the Completed application we can scrutinize it thoroughly and see if any true potential actually exists.



so what classifys as true potential, and maybe I dont want to. I tend to be defiant and have a rebelious streak to authority unless its mine :o:D


See Turtle. Potential.

I say we start her with Sammich making and beer opening 101 and then progress her to Bikini clad Firearm training and then re-evaluate.


ohohoh lets skip the sammiches and 101 crap--thats borring, I want to jump into the firearm training. see the avitar allready in the bikini
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""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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I say we start her with Sammich making and beer opening 101 and then progress her to Bikini clad Firearm training and then re-evaluate.



ohohoh lets skip the sammiches and 101 crap--thats borring, I want to jump into the firearm training. see the avatar allready in the bikini



Girl... You don't go to them for that. You come to me.

The question is are you an upclose and personal type (pistols or shotgun) or are you a reach out and touch someone type (sniping). Or just raw power?

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ohohoh lets skip the sammiches and 101 crap--thats borring, I want to jump into the firearm training. see the avitar allready in the bikini



This specialized training is not cheap. Especially since you are electing to forgo the sammich making and beer opening courses.

We will be starting spring Courses soon at Skydive The Farm. Let us know when you will be arriving.

Also please included a FULL version of your avatar and any similar Pictures with your application so that we can give you the proper consideration for acceptance into this elite program of higher education.

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I say we start her with Sammich making and beer opening 101 and then progress her to Bikini clad Firearm training and then re-evaluate.



ohohoh lets skip the sammiches and 101 crap--thats borring, I want to jump into the firearm training. see the avatar allready in the bikini



Girl... You don't go to them for that. You come to me.

The question is are you an upclose and personal type (pistols or shotgun) or are you a reach out and touch someone type (sniping). Or just raw power?



well I love to shoot pistol, have hunted deer, and love to snipe when I play paintball!!
(I.C.D#2 VP)
"<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell
"I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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Normal just means you're too lazy to be weird.:S:D



I mean normal in a "beautiful woman's inner serial killer comes out in the form of a mime from hell who is really into the Friday the 13th series of movies and has some seriously captivating eyes and lips considering she is about to chop your head off with with a dull circular saw." way.


Wow, I think I love you.:$:$

Walt

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Normal just means you're too lazy to be weird.:S:D



I mean normal in a "beautiful woman's inner serial killer comes out in the form of a mime from hell who is really into the Friday the 13th series of movies and has some seriously captivating eyes and lips considering she is about to chop your head off with with a dull circular saw." way.


Wow, I think I love you.:$:$

Walt


Ya isnt she great! :D
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Hey!!! I am workin here.. Watch it!!:P:D:D

Just because your Hubby might have a few more toys than I have..:P:D:D

Anyway.. Here is a picture of our most resent student. Yes we let her wear waaaay too much clothing that day because it Snowing in Georgia (and she looked really hot in that outfit anyway!!)

Still much work to done with that student but we have made HUGE strides in bringing her around.

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=95350;

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I say we start her with Sammich making and beer opening 101 and then progress her to Bikini clad Firearm training and then re-evaluate.



ohohoh lets skip the sammiches and 101 crap--thats borring, I want to jump into the firearm training. see the avatar allready in the bikini


Girl... You don't go to them for that. You come to me.

The question is are you an upclose and personal type (pistols or shotgun) or are you a reach out and touch someone type (sniping). Or just raw power?


well I love to shoot pistol, have hunted deer, and love to snipe when I play paintball!!

So the only one you didn't choose was the raw power?! Guess I'll have to play with the M60's on my own then. B| (edit to add: oh and I have cool pics of me with firearms too :P )

But... I'll bring some other toys too.

ps. honestly, look me up if you ever (for some foolish reason) visit Kansas City. I won't be skydiving for a few months again yet... but once I can bear weight, I wouldn't mind stomping on the range.

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I say we start her with Sammich making and beer opening 101 and then progress her to Bikini clad Firearm training and then re-evaluate.



ohohoh lets skip the sammiches and 101 crap--thats borring, I want to jump into the firearm training. see the avatar allready in the bikini


Girl... You don't go to them for that. You come to me.

The question is are you an upclose and personal type (pistols or shotgun) or are you a reach out and touch someone type (sniping). Or just raw power?


well I love to shoot pistol, have hunted deer, and love to snipe when I play paintball!!


So the only one you didn't choose was the raw power?! Guess I'll have to play with the M60's on my own then. B| (edit to add: oh and I have cool pics of me with firearms too :P )

But... I'll bring some other toys too.

ps. honestly, look me up if you ever (for some foolish reason) visit Kansas City. I won't be skydiving for a few months again yet... but once I can bear weight, I wouldn't mind stomping on the range.

very cool! and I can learn or be a quick study for the raw power ;)
(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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are fucking wierd. Seriously. And I mean a LOT of you.

As you were.



What's your point?:|


Hey, no need to get all bent out of shape about it. I think brain damage qualifies as one of the better excuses. :D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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