BillyVance 34 #1 January 25, 2008 If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Start up. 3. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen. 4. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying. 5. Then hit this link. Of course, it helps if you have an olive complexion and black hair. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 37 #2 January 25, 2008 Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not stop at Havana on your way to Gitmo.I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #3 January 25, 2008 Quote If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Start up. 3. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen. 4. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying. 5. Then hit this link. Of course, it helps if you have an olive complexion and black hair. WTF do I have to change to be able to see these?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 January 25, 2008 Quote Quote WTF do I have to change to be able to see these? Get a new computer. The one you have now hates you. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #5 January 25, 2008 I'm afraid to hit this link while i'm at work CReW Skies, bubbles "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #6 January 25, 2008 That just may work at the office too!! Too funny! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 January 25, 2008 Quote I'm afraid to hit this link while i'm at work CReW Skies, bubbles It's safe for work. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 January 25, 2008 Quote I'm afraid to hit this link while i'm at work CReW Skies, bubbles it's safe BubblesYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 January 25, 2008 Quote Quote I'm afraid to hit this link while i'm at work CReW Skies, bubbles it's safe Bubbles You know very well that this is the exception to the norm when it comes to me posting links and attachments... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #10 January 25, 2008 QuoteWTF do I have to change to be able to see these? Try reinstalling Adobe Flash.Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,297 #11 January 25, 2008 I don't get the Internet at 39,000'Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zing 2 #12 January 25, 2008 I just fart a lot.Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 January 25, 2008 Sure annoying people on the airplane are annoying people, but who the hell takes a laptop with then on the Otter? Seriously, when people push you down and off the bench, its annoying, but why not just push them out the open door in the summer time anyways?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #14 January 25, 2008 Can anypne here translate the Arabic? Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enflyt 0 #15 January 25, 2008 yep. its written incorrectly though.... the script is written left to right instead of right to left, so it doesnt say anything at all... however, if you're trying to get what the genius who created it was trying to say, it says something like "egyptian that security forces exchange". Or somethin. Then again I dont have my trusty dusty dictionary with me... so I could be way off. But like I said.. the way its printed, it doesnt say anything at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #16 January 25, 2008 I find that when you start strapping on your helmet, gloves, alti, and start putting you rig on that does the trick. Then you gotta ask them if they will sign your log bookDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #17 January 25, 2008 Or you could just walk back and talk to the flight attendant. I get bored back there sometimesand as long as you don't annoy me I won't call the captian and ask him to turn the seat belt sign on. Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #18 January 25, 2008 Quote If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Start up. 3. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen. 4. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying. 5. Then hit this link. Of course, it helps if you have an olive complexion and black hair. That is funny TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #19 January 25, 2008 that's great!!! CReW SKies, bubbles"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #20 January 26, 2008 Quote Sure annoying people on the airplane are annoying people, but who the hell takes a laptop with then on the Otter? Seriously, when people push you down and off the bench, its annoying, but why not just push them out the open door in the summer time anyways? Don't start doing that... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2135704#2135704Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #21 January 27, 2008 Quote I don't get the Internet at 39,000' You download the web page, store it in a folder on hard drive, and play it in your web browser. What about just telling the pilot that he's not behaving and is a safety problem, and could we make an extra run over the airport to dump him? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #22 January 27, 2008 What airline do you travel that gives you a internet connection? Thats what i want to know. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gonejumpingl 0 #23 January 27, 2008 You forgot to add: then calmly wait for the Center of Ignorant Assholes (CIA) to come tear you up when you land or for that matter if you are sitting next to me in an airplane, even if i'm the irritating one, and i see this on your laptop, i would probably kick your ass right then and there Today is a better day!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 28 #24 January 27, 2008 this is a case for ivan aka the repost policeThe universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,297 #25 January 27, 2008 Just giving Billy some poo poo Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
