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HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEAT-MATES ON AN AIRPLANE

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If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Start up.

3. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.

4. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.

5. Then hit this link.


Of course, it helps if you have an olive complexion and black hair. :ph34r:
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Start up.

3. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.

4. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.

5. Then hit this link.


Of course, it helps if you have an olive complexion and black hair. :ph34r:



WTF do I have to change to be able to see these?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I'm afraid to hit this link while i'm at work :P:P:P


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You know very well that this is the exception to the norm when it comes to me posting links and attachments... ;)
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Sure annoying people on the airplane are annoying people, but who the hell takes a laptop with then on the Otter? Seriously, when people push you down and off the bench, its annoying, but why not just push them out the open door in the summer time anyways?
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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yep. its written incorrectly though.... the script is written left to right instead of right to left, so it doesnt say anything at all...

however, if you're trying to get what the genius who created it was trying to say, it says something like "egyptian that security forces exchange". Or somethin. Then again I dont have my trusty dusty dictionary with me... so I could be way off. But like I said.. the way its printed, it doesnt say anything at all.

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I find that when you start strapping on your helmet, gloves, alti, and start putting you rig on that does the trick. Then you gotta ask them if they will sign your log book
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If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Start up.

3. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.

4. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.

5. Then hit this link.


Of course, it helps if you have an olive complexion and black hair. :ph34r:



That is funny :D:D
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Sure annoying people on the airplane are annoying people, but who the hell takes a laptop with then on the Otter? Seriously, when people push you down and off the bench, its annoying, but why not just push them out the open door in the summer time anyways?



Don't start doing that... :|
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I don't get the Internet at 39,000'



You download the web page, store it in a folder on hard drive, and play it in your web browser.

;)

What about just telling the pilot that he's not behaving and is a safety problem, and could we make an extra run over the airport to dump him?

:P
Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

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You forgot to add: then calmly wait for the Center of Ignorant Assholes (CIA:D) to come tear you up when you land or for that matter if you are sitting next to me in an airplane, even if i'm the irritating one, and i see this on your laptop, i would probably kick your ass right then and there:D:D:D;);)

Today is a better day!!!

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