Jewels 0 #76 January 24, 2008 Sounds like she screwed it up more than you did!TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #77 January 24, 2008 QuoteSounds like she screwed it up more than you did! She was a piece of work for sure, but I still should have stayed around to keep an eye on her. I seriously doubt that it would have done any good but ya' never know. On a previous trip to her house she hit me with a whip. Damn, those things hurt!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #78 January 24, 2008 TMI, TMI!!!!!!!! TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #79 January 24, 2008 QuoteQuoteSounds like she screwed it up more than you did! She was a piece of work for sure, but I still should have stayed around to keep an eye on her. I seriously doubt that it would have done any good but ya' never know. On a previous trip to her house she hit me with a whip. Damn, those things hurt!!!! Walt Do we know this chick - she sure sounds familiar.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #80 January 24, 2008 Quote Do we know this chick - she sure sounds familiar. Not your mom, if that's what you were thinking.And no, not a jumper. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #81 January 24, 2008 Quote Quote Do we know this chick - she sure sounds familiar. Not your mom, if that's what you were thinking.And no, not a jumper. Walt No my mom would hav kicked the cops' ass - My mom scares Chuck NorrissI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #82 January 24, 2008 Quote TMI, TMI!!!!!!!! BTW, in case you've ever wondered, whips hurt. And not in a good way!!!!! She was telling me about being into all that S&M shit, including being whipped. Being the typical skydiving guy (think, "bigtime dumbass") I started dropping hints like, "Oh yeah, what's it feel like to get hit by a whip?"She wasted no time in telling me that there was no way she was going to hit me with a whip because it was obvious to her that no way would I be into that sort of thing. Later, she quietly walked up behind me and whacked me on the back of my calves with a leather cat o' nine tails. I was wearing shorts so there was no padding. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!" It felt like getting stung by a bunch of bees all at once. It left welts for a couple of weeks. Anyway, after that I figured she was right about me not being into that shit! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #83 January 24, 2008 Why would you even go on a blind date in the first place? I have never had a good experience with those and never heard of anyone having one. My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #84 January 24, 2008 Quote Why would you even go on a blind date in the first place? I have never had a good experience with those and never heard of anyone having one. I'd do it for the adventure of it. Besides, how the fuck else am I gonna get a date?Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #85 January 24, 2008 Quote Quote Why would you even go on a blind date in the first place? I have never had a good experience with those and never heard of anyone having one. I'd do it for the adventure of it. Besides, how the fuck else am I gonna get a date?Walt Walt . . . I had one all fixed up for you . . . you're blowing it!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #86 January 24, 2008 Quote I'd do it for the adventure of it. Adventure? More like venturing into the pits of hell. When I was single and would get invited out by freinds (a couple) and they say "oh and our freind (girls name) is coming, she s really nice, you will like her" I dig up my list of excuses. Quote Besides, how the fuck else am I gonna get a date? Inflatable doll>blind date! My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #87 January 26, 2008 Quote Sidenote: I am left hand and can't figure out ASL using my right hand for the life of me so attempting to learn sign language might be out. BS! BS! BS! You need someone to teach you to sign. Trying to learn it by reading a book isn't easy. Besides, it takes time to learn the basics, never mind the slang! Took a friend of mine around a year to learn it, but he married a teacher at a deaf school (she's not deaf), AND he's left-handed. Just because she can't hear doesn't mean she can't moan! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites