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Blind date horror stories!!

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Sounds like she screwed it up more than you did!



She was a piece of work for sure, but I still should have stayed around to keep an eye on her. I seriously doubt that it would have done any good but ya' never know.

On a previous trip to her house she hit me with a whip. Damn, those things hurt!!!!

Walt

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Sounds like she screwed it up more than you did!



She was a piece of work for sure, but I still should have stayed around to keep an eye on her. I seriously doubt that it would have done any good but ya' never know.

On a previous trip to her house she hit me with a whip. Damn, those things hurt!!!!

Walt



Do we know this chick - she sure sounds familiar.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Do we know this chick - she sure sounds familiar.



Not your mom, if that's what you were thinking.:P

And no, not a jumper.

Walt


No my mom would hav kicked the cops' ass - My mom scares Chuck Norriss:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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TMI, TMI!!!!!!!! :D



BTW, in case you've ever wondered, whips hurt. And not in a good way!!!!!

She was telling me about being into all that S&M shit, including being whipped.

Being the typical skydiving guy (think, "bigtime dumbass") I started dropping hints like, "Oh yeah, what's it feel like to get hit by a whip?":)

She wasted no time in telling me that there was no way she was going to hit me with a whip because it was obvious to her that no way would I be into that sort of thing.

Later, she quietly walked up behind me and whacked me on the back of my calves with a leather cat o' nine tails. I was wearing shorts so there was no padding.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!"

It felt like getting stung by a bunch of bees all at once. It left welts for a couple of weeks.

Anyway, after that I figured she was right about me not being into that shit!

Walt

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Why would you even go on a blind date in the first place? I have never had a good experience with those and never heard of anyone having one.
My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

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Why would you even go on a blind date in the first place? I have never had a good experience with those and never heard of anyone having one.



I'd do it for the adventure of it. Besides, how the fuck else am I gonna get a date?:D:D:D

Walt


Walt . . . I had one all fixed up for you . . . you're blowing it!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I'd do it for the adventure of it.



Adventure? More like venturing into the pits of hell. When I was single and would get invited out by freinds (a couple) and they say "oh and our freind (girls name) is coming, she s really nice, you will like her" I dig up my list of excuses.


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Besides, how the fuck else am I gonna get a date?:D:D:D



Inflatable doll>blind date! :D
My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

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Sidenote: I am left hand and can't figure out ASL using my right hand for the life of me so attempting to learn sign language might be out.



BS! BS! BS!

You need someone to teach you to sign. Trying to learn it by reading a book isn't easy. Besides, it takes time to learn the basics, never mind the slang! Took a friend of mine around a year to learn it, but he married a teacher at a deaf school (she's not deaf), AND he's left-handed.

Just because she can't hear doesn't mean she can't moan! ;)
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

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