DFWAJG 4 #1 January 23, 2008 and 17 days since I last had sex. [sigh] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #2 January 23, 2008 Quote It's been one year and by DFWAJG Post: and 17 days since I last had sex. [sigh] Is that all? [BIGGER SIGH] "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #3 January 23, 2008 would you like to join my mother's cobweb club? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #4 January 23, 2008 So, how ya doing? I can't believe no one else jumped on this yet.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #5 January 23, 2008 You need to get a new girlfriend. Okay. Done. Next thread.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #6 January 23, 2008 Quote and 17 days since I last had sex. [sigh] Thank goodness for toys and batteries.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 January 23, 2008 Quote You need to get a new girlfriend. She likes girls? Hrm....maybe i do have a chance. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #8 January 23, 2008 Quote would you like to join my mother's cobweb club? Oh, hell, no. I'd rather, well,.....not be eligible for her club, if you get my drift."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #9 January 23, 2008 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- and 17 days since I last had sex. [sigh] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank goodness for toys and batteries. You got that one right!!!!!"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 January 23, 2008 Quote and 17 days since I last had sex. [sigh] WOWi'm not at all surprisedYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #11 January 23, 2008 Quote and 17 days since I last had sex. [sigh] Are ya going to the party at Deedy's? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #12 January 23, 2008 I'm a girl....and I like penises. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #13 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote and 17 days since I last had sex. [sigh] Are ya going to the party at Deedy's? Yes ma'am, I am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver88 0 #14 January 23, 2008 hey well im a guy and like vagina so if my penis could help in any way ust let me know ill pass it on to the boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #15 January 23, 2008 Quote and 17 days since I last had sex. [sigh] Good things cum to those who wait. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 January 23, 2008 Quote and 17 days since I last had sex. [sigh] Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 January 23, 2008 What do want me to do about it? All i can do is understand your pain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #18 January 23, 2008 Dang! It must have been really, really bad sex, eh? Don't just stand there! Give it up! To a well-deserving guy, of course. Don't feel bad. Airtwardo's gone longer than that...ever since his Egyptian GF took up herpetology. If you're a screamer and shy about it, Billy Vance is the man for you. If you're on your period, go with Virgin-burner...he likes bloody stuff. If you just want to have long time, wild monkey sex, call me at BR-549. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #19 January 23, 2008 QuoteBR-549 "Empty Arms Hotel!" Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 January 23, 2008 Quote and 17 days since I last had sex. [sigh] How was it? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #21 January 23, 2008 Quote Quote and 17 days since I last had sex. [sigh] How was it? Walt I'm not even going to say it. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #22 January 23, 2008 Quote I'm not even going to say it. If you're gonna have that attitude, you should just put it in your sig line: "STFU Walt!" Oh, and while we're on the topic of sex, it's not like I have sex very often. I would, but I'm really tired of washing the pepper spray out of my eyes afterward. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #23 January 23, 2008 i'd sure help out with that.. all for her well-being! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #24 January 23, 2008 My record is 4 years. You got nothin' on me!! In fact, I had to get a divorce to start having sex again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #25 January 23, 2008 dayum woman, this forum's so full of helpful people, why dont you ask for it!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
