Twoply 0 #1 January 24, 2008 I just read this in a very reputable magazine and has been unofficially approved by several medical journals. Save yourself some work and kiss a pee pee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 January 24, 2008 I just say, "I cooked, you do the dishes". It's so much easier.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jojo69 0 #3 January 24, 2008 Push the button and dishes are washed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #4 January 24, 2008 Could it be statistical bias? Think about it; Couples where both the husband and wife help out in the chores would tend to be happier relationships, and I don't know very many unhappy couples that have a healthy sex life. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,103 #5 January 24, 2008 QuoteI just say, "I cooked, you do the dishes". It's so much easier. Cooking is easier? What do you do, just microwave a TV dinner?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 January 24, 2008 Quote Cooking is easier? What do you do, just microwave a TV dinner? No, it's much easier to suggest what he should do. I'd be more than happy to clean up if he cooked, but I'm not going to do both nor should I.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #7 January 24, 2008 if oral sex is done while I wash the dishes I tend to forget what I'm doingGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divnswoop 0 #8 January 24, 2008 Quote Quote Cooking is easier? What do you do, just microwave a TV dinner? No, it's much easier to suggest what he should do. I'd be more than happy to clean up if he cooked, but I'm not going to do both nor should I. Where does cooking OR cleaning up come into ply when it comes to oral sex? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #9 January 24, 2008 Hey, I"d be MORE than happy to give my man a blow job if he'd cook. I don't mind doing the dishes. I HATE cooking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 January 24, 2008 QuoteHey, I"d be MORE than happy to give my man a blow job if he'd cook. I don't mind doing the dishes. I HATE cooking. Sweet!!!!!!! Suddenly, I like cooking a *lot* more than I did a few minutes ago. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 January 24, 2008 Quote Where does cooking OR cleaning up come into ply when it comes to oral sex? When you are washing, leave a little soap on it. The taste will remind her to do the laundry afterwards. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 January 24, 2008 And people wonder why i never do the dishes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #13 January 24, 2008 I'd rather it just trigger good sexual reciprocity.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #14 January 24, 2008 Quote Where does cooking OR cleaning up come into ply when it comes to oral sex? When you get married, everyone knows that! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 January 24, 2008 Quote And people wonder why i never do the dishes. Because the restaurant does them for you. If I eat at home, I just eat out of the pot. No plates to wash. Single guys can afford to eat at good restaurants every night. When I was married, no money. Single, I just come home and throw any cash under a $10 into a box in the corner. This weekend, I'm mixing spare $20s with mud to make bricks for a new bbq grill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 January 24, 2008 Quote If I eat at home, I just eat out of the pot. No plates to wash. I do that too. I can't even remember the last time i washed a cup or glass. I drink right out of the carton and water jugs. Living alone definitely has it's perks. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #17 January 24, 2008 Quote Quote Hey, I"d be MORE than happy to give my man a blow job if he'd cook. I don't mind doing the dishes. I HATE cooking. Sweet!!!!!!! Suddenly, I like cooking a *lot* more than I did a few minutes ago. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #18 January 24, 2008 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I eat at home, I just eat out of the pot. No plates to wash. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I do that too. I can't even remember the last time i washed a cup or glass. I drink right out of the carton and water jugs. Living alone definitely has it's perks I'm a big fan of paper plates and plastic silverware. The only time you need a real plate is if you need a sharp knife to cut the food. "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #19 January 24, 2008 Keep livin that dream Bill.. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 January 24, 2008 Quote I just say, "I cooked, you do the dishes". It's so much easier. Doing my OWN dishes tonight.I even cooked.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 January 24, 2008 QuoteDoing my OWN dishes tonight.[Unsure] I even cooked So did you give yourself a blowjob too? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #22 January 24, 2008 QuoteHey, I"d be MORE than happy to give my man a blow job if he'd cook. I don't mind doing the dishes. I HATE cooking. As a single parent I've been COOKING and CLEANING UP for years. <<>> You going to be at Lost Prairie this year ? <<>>"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #23 January 24, 2008 QuoteI'd be more than happy to clean up if he cooked, but I'm not going to do both nor should I.I'm gonna be devils advocate here... but why do the roles have to be either cooking or cleaning... my mother usually cooked dinner and did the dishes (at least until us kids were old enough to do the dishes) my dad did a LOT of other things with regard to maintaining the house and honestly I think my parents have a fairly balanced relationship wrt maintaining the house... Personally I'd rather cook then clean...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #24 January 24, 2008 Quote Quote Doing my OWN dishes tonight.[Unsure] I even cooked So did you give yourself a blowjob too? That big beer belly keeps getting in the way. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 January 24, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Doing my OWN dishes tonight.[Unsure] I even cooked So did you give yourself a blowjob too? That big beer belly keeps getting in the way. No - Not so much - But I had a headache.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
