Darktreader 0 #1 January 23, 2008 this what would you do....."Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #2 January 23, 2008 I'd scream NSFW and run away.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #3 January 23, 2008 I'd throw up. That's gross.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 January 23, 2008 boobies aren't gross. even big all natural ones. i believe that's nadine jensen. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 January 23, 2008 Quote this what would you do..... I would probably stare for a really long time and then ask her for some pity sex. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 January 23, 2008 Quote I'd throw up. That's gross. Doesn't look gross to me. What's the problem? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #7 January 23, 2008 I'd think, "definitely real!" and keep on walkin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 January 23, 2008 QuoteI'd think, "definitely real!" and keep on walkin' titty fuck her.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 January 23, 2008 QuoteQuoteI'd think, "definitely real!" and keep on walkin' titty fuck her. Think she'd notice? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #10 January 24, 2008 Quote Quote I'd think, "definitely real!" and keep on walkin' titty fuck her. That would be awkward in this particular situation, I think. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #11 January 24, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I'd think, "definitely real!" and keep on walkin' titty fuck her. Think she'd notice? Walt Definitely! If she feel asleep sitting up ... well, that would be a whole different scenario. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #12 January 24, 2008 And you WONDER why you can't get laid?!! Oh wait, I forgot.... gratuitous smiley so I don't get in trouble...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #13 January 24, 2008 Quote And you WONDER why you can't get laid?!! Oh wait, I forgot.... gratuitous smiley so I don't get in trouble...... Of course I don't wonder why I get laid. If I were a woman, *I* wouldn't fuck me! At least not if I'd read a bunch of my posts on dz.com! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 January 24, 2008 Quote Quote I'd throw up. That's gross. Doesn't look gross to me. What's the problem? Walt There's graffiti ALL OVER that park bench! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #15 January 24, 2008 Quote And you WONDER why you can't get laid?!! Oh wait, I forgot.... gratuitous smiley so I don't get in trouble...... Smileys aren't necessary in your case. Your job here is to be facetious, isn't it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #16 January 24, 2008 Quote [Of course I don't wonder why I get laid. If I were a woman, *I* wouldn't fuck me! At least not if I'd read a bunch of my posts on dz.com! Walt Ok, I'll give you points for being self-aware. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #17 January 24, 2008 Quote Quote And you WONDER why you can't get laid?!! Oh wait, I forgot.... gratuitous smiley so I don't get in trouble...... Smileys aren't necessary in your case. Your job here is to be facetious, isn't it? No, it's not my job, I don't get paid to do it. I do it for fun!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #18 January 24, 2008 Quote Quote [Of course I don't wonder why I get laid. If I were a woman, *I* wouldn't fuck me! At least not if I'd read a bunch of my posts on dz.com! Walt Ok, I'll give you points for being self-aware. It's easy to be self aware when the people around you constantly remind you of how twisted you are.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #19 January 24, 2008 Quote this what would you do..... I'd try to capture a squirrel and gently lift her left tit and place the fuzzy fucker in there. Can you imagine her face when she woke up? No? that's why I'd sit and film her til she awoke.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #20 January 24, 2008 Actually ... if you really want to know ... being the gentleman that I really am, I would take off my shorts and cover her up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #21 January 24, 2008 OK, you made me laugh out loud. You're all such a bunch of sick fuckers, but dammit, you're OUR sick fuckers..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #22 January 24, 2008 Quote Quote Quote [Of course I don't wonder why I get laid. If I were a woman, *I* wouldn't fuck me! At least not if I'd read a bunch of my posts on dz.com! Walt Ok, I'll give you points for being self-aware. It's easy to be self aware when the people around you constantly remind you of how twisted you are.Walt That doesn't seem to help fromage boy any.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auburnguy 0 #23 January 24, 2008 motorboat then run like hell."If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #24 January 24, 2008 Quote Actually ... if you really want to know ... being the gentleman that I really am, I would take off my shorts and cover her up. Would it be a PA if I called you a lying sack of shit or would I be just keeping it real?Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #25 January 24, 2008 You know as well as I do that depends on the number of smiley faces you add. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
