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waltappel

If I had to go on TV and make an ass of myself...

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Remember Temptation Island? Where they separated couples and surrounded them with hot, horny, single people?

Just get a chick to pretend to be my wife then we could both bang everything that moved.

At the end we could pretend to have a huge fight and then make up.

We get our fun. They get their ratings. :P

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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You could go around interviewing people and ask them if they'd ever shit in their tubs... :D



I dunno. I think I'd be better as one of those former sports jocks they bring in as "color commentators" or whatever the fuck they call them.

"Yes, Dave, he knows that *everything* hinges on getting the ball two yards downfield through the toughest defensive line in the league. He's *got* to be considering all options, including the thumb up the butt double play-action triple reverse false fake followed by running the ball out of bounds to stop that clock!"

If there is ever a turd olympics, I'll be on TV!!!!

Walt

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If there is ever a turd olympics, I'll be on TV!!!!

Walt



Hell, man... if you just show up, we'll simply give you the Gold Medal! :D:D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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