jtval 0 #26 January 6, 2008 Quote I have never had sexual relations with that Monkey,,,,,,,,,,,,, spanked one once. That's definietly a lie. you either Spanked one MORE THAN once OR You spanked MORE THAN one onceI don't care to know either way. We all know what happened last time someone said they "did not have sexual relations with" someone. Monkey blowjobs are way to scary to think about.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #27 January 8, 2008 Quote I'm not saying that this will get you the same results, but having a man brush your hair can be VERY sexy. Whqat kind of brush do you want me to use?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 January 8, 2008 This picture just freaks me out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #29 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote I'm not saying that this will get you the same results, but having a man brush your hair can be VERY sexy. Whqat kind of brush do you want me to use? Depends. . . . How ya gonna use it? TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #30 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I'm not saying that this will get you the same results, but having a man brush your hair can be VERY sexy. Whqat kind of brush do you want me to use? Depends. . . . How ya gonna use it? Start by lightly brushing the hair on the top and just behind the ears - Then depening the strokes to penetrate further in - then turning the brush around I'll do it from underneath in a rythmic mothion. Finishing on top after all the tangles are gone and the muscles are relaxed.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #31 January 8, 2008 Quote Monkeys Pay for Sex by Grooming Females Humans do that, too. -How many times have women heard from their SO, "How about a nice massage?" I'm betting I could count on one hand the amount of times that DIDN'T lead to sex for us...and I think those were times that I was so physically injured that sexually activity would have been dangerous. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #32 January 8, 2008 Um, yeah . . . that would work. Definitely. Yes. Uh huh.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #33 January 8, 2008 Quote Um, yeah . . . that would work. Definitely. Yes. Uh huh. So - what brush do you want me to use?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #34 January 8, 2008 Brush? Who needs a brush? Ohhhh, yeah, right!TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #35 January 8, 2008 Quote Brush? Who needs a brush? Ohhhh, yeah, right! I can use my fingers as a comb.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #36 January 8, 2008 That would work. Edited to add: I don't cook, but for that I might make you a sammich. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #37 January 8, 2008 Quote That would work. Edited to add: I don't cook, but for that I might make you a sammich. I'll have to bring a set of brushes if we ever meet.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #38 January 8, 2008 LOL Okay, I'll bring . . . what? Mayo? TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #39 January 8, 2008 Quote LOL Okay, I'll bring . . . what? Mayo? That'll do - Maybe something to spread it with.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #40 January 8, 2008 Yum! (See, those monkeys aren't so stupid! ) Scuse me while I go have some hair brushing fantasies. . . . TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #41 January 8, 2008 Quote Yum! (See, those monkeys aren't so stupid! ) Scuse me while I go have some hair brushing fantasies. . . . If you come over - we can have a fantasy together.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #43 January 8, 2008 Quote What?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #44 January 8, 2008 Apparently, you're not having the same hairbrushing fantasies I am! TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #45 January 8, 2008 Quote Apparently, you're not having the same hairbrushing fantasies I am! Brushing ??? OH yeah - Brushing hair.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickjump1 0 #46 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote Monkeys Pay for Sex by Grooming Females Humans do that, too. -How many times have women heard from their SO, "How about a nice massage?" I'm betting I could count on one hand the amount of times that DIDN'T lead to sex for us...and I think those were times that I was so physically injured that sexually activity would have been dangerous. Can't see a monkey doing it without getting laid. We humans are caring after all.Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #47 January 9, 2008 Quote Got this off MSNBC. SINGAPORE - Male macaque monkeys pay for sex by grooming females, according to a recent study that suggests the primates may treat sex as a commodity. "In primate societies, grooming is the underlying fabric of it all," Dr. Michael Gumert, a primatologist at the Nanyang Technological University in Singapore, said in a telephone interview Saturday. "It's a sign of friendship and family, and it's also something that can be exchanged for sexual services," Gumert said. Gumert's findings, reported in New Scientist last week, resulted from a 20-month observation of about 50 long-tailed macaques in a reserve in Central Kalimantan, Indonesia. Gumert found after a male grooms a female, the likelihood that she will engage in sexual activity with the male was about three times more than if the grooming had not occurred. And as with other commodities, the value of sex is affected by supply and demand factors: A male would spend more time grooming a female if there were fewer females in the vicinity. "And when the female supply is higher, the male spends less time on grooming ... The mating actually becomes cheaper depending on the market," Gumert said. Other experts not involved in the study welcomed Gumert's research, saying it was a major effort in systematically studying the interaction of organisms in ways in which an exchange of commodities or services can be observed — a theory known as biological markets. Dr. Peter Hammerstein, a professor at the Institute for Theoretical Biology at Humboldt University in Berlin and Dr. Ronald Noe, a primatologist at the University of Louis-Pasteur in Strasbourg, France, first proposed the concept of biological markets in 1994. "It is not a rare phenomenon in nature that males have to make some 'mating effort' in order to get a female's 'permission' to mate," Hammerstein said in an interview, likening the effort to a "fee" that the male pays. "The interesting result of Dr. Gumert's research on macaque mating is that the mating market seems to have an influence on the amount of this fee," Hammerstein said. Males have to make some mating effort ? What the heck is a mating effort ? Wow, so many angles to this "story". First, Michael Gumert spent 20 months watching mokeys negotiating how to get laid? Come on, what kind of social life can you have when at a dinner party you state your career path as a professional primate voyeur ? The article doesn't explicitly state if the " male groomers" were licensed hairdressers in Indonesia or just grommers-at-large with socially developed skills and no professional training. And what about this statement: Quote"It is not a rare phenomenon in nature that males have to make some 'mating effort' in order to get a female's 'permission' to mate," Hammerstein said in an interview, likening the effort to a "fee" that the male pays. Males have to make some mating effort? Was I the only one to notice the absence to primate reference ? Heck, are we sure the males are making the mating effort ? How do we know the female primates did not intentionally seek out fleas for the purposes of deceiving the male primates into engaging in primal response to maintain the group flea-and-disease free? Could this be the next reality show? How long would you wait to masturbate after watching primates' mating rituals?Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #48 January 9, 2008 Post deleted because my comment was apparently not as funny as I thought it was. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJBinks 0 #49 January 9, 2008 Quote This picture just freaks me out. Hahaha. I was listening to the song One by Metallica when I looked at that picture. It was oddly mesmerizing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #50 January 9, 2008 Quote Males have to make some mating effort ? What the heck is a mating effort ? When my neighbors mare goes into heat, she breaks down a rail and sprints down the road to the next pasture. There is a stallion there. They always know where to look for her. If she could get through barbed wire, she'd be all over it. She picks her head up, tosses her mane, and snorts, and prances up and down in front of him. "Here he comes... ready... smile... back arch... and ... HAIR FLIP..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
