Muenkel 0 #51 January 14, 2008 Quote I swear, that was the happiest doctor's office I've ever been to. Everyone was joking around. I guess you have to be upbeat, considering what you're doing every day. This line reminded me of the episode of Seinfeld when Kramer got the 'Assman' vanity plates in error. He guessed they really belonged to a proctologist. He told Jerry that proctologists are very witty and have the best stories and if he should ever be at a party with a proctologist in attendence, he should park himself right next to him. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #52 January 14, 2008 Quote They had me on Fleet. I was supposed to down two bottles in three hours I think? Don't remember. Ended up throwing up at least a full friggin bottle each time so had to down an additional one just to make sure the prep was still going to be good enough! That stuff is nasty. I thought Fleet was a kind of enema...that might be why it tasted so shitty! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #53 January 14, 2008 That's hot. What kind of well-wishes is one supposed to give at a time like this? "Good luck, and I hope your rectum doesn't prolapse!" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #54 January 14, 2008 So does your ass still hurt? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #55 January 14, 2008 Quote What kind of well-wishes is one supposed to give at a time like this? "Good luck, and I hope your rectum doesn't prolapse!" No, I think you're supposed to send money. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irisheyes 0 #56 January 14, 2008 Quote Quote They had me on Fleet. I was supposed to down two bottles in three hours I think? Don't remember. Ended up throwing up at least a full friggin bottle each time so had to down an additional one just to make sure the prep was still going to be good enough! That stuff is nasty. I thought Fleet was a kind of enema...that might be why it tasted so shitty! Blues, Dave They also have a pretty powerful laxative. I had to use the same one Skysprite did...made me sick too. Andrea, glad you made it through okay!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #57 January 14, 2008 Quote So does your ass still hurt? Well, it's still sore from yesterday but the procedure didn't make it any worse. I'm in a much better mood now after eating real food too. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #58 January 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote They had me on Fleet. I was supposed to down two bottles in three hours I think? Don't remember. Ended up throwing up at least a full friggin bottle each time so had to down an additional one just to make sure the prep was still going to be good enough! That stuff is nasty. I thought Fleet was a kind of enema...that might be why it tasted so shitty! Blues, Dave They also have a pretty powerful laxative. I had to use the same one Skysprite did...made me sick too. Andrea, glad you made it through okay!! My doc told me to get the lemon flavored kind cause it's "really good." Bullshit! Makes me gag just thinking of it! Anyway Andrea, so glad everything came out okay! Errm, turned out okay? ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irisheyes 0 #59 January 14, 2008 My doc told me to get the lemon flavored kind cause it's "really good." Bullshit! Makes me gag just thinking of it! Anyway Andrea, so glad everything came out okay! Errm, turned out okay? My doc told me the same thing...they sooooo lied!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #60 January 14, 2008 Versed is awesome stuff. When I had to get my wisdom teeth removed. The doc said, "I am going to administer some versed now." To which I replied, "Versed that's good stu..."Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #61 January 14, 2008 So did they find your brain? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belldemon 0 #62 January 14, 2008 I'm probably the oddball out on this one, but that lemony, salty stuff that they wanted me to drink 2 quarts of in 8 oz. increments every 15 minutes was AWESOME! I really liked it. The following two hours was not so pleasant though. On the actual procedure, Versed is some amazing stuff. A true mind eraser. I asked the same questions over and over after waking up because I couldn't remember anything for more than about 3 minutes. The surgery following the colonoscopy a few weeks later was not so pleasant though. Anyway, glad everything went well! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #63 January 14, 2008 Quote GoLytely? or MagCitrate? Note - use moisturized wipes instead of toilet paper so that it's not so irritated. And tomorrow.... ask for Versed. A little retroactive amnesia can be a good thing. No Shit!7mg Versed, 75 Demerol, makes for happy patients, and no GI Doctor compliants either! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irisheyes 0 #64 January 14, 2008 QuoteI'm probably the oddball out on this one, but that lemony, salty stuff that they wanted me to drink 2 quarts of in 8 oz. increments every 15 minutes was AWESOME! I really liked it. The following two hours was not so pleasant though. On the actual procedure, Versed is some amazing stuff. A true mind eraser. I asked the same questions over and over after waking up because I couldn't remember anything for more than about 3 minutes. The surgery following the colonoscopy a few weeks later was not so pleasant though. Anyway, glad everything went well! Think we had different lemony, salty things. I had to drink an ounce of the lemony, salty substance mixed with 8 ounces of soda, then two hours later, the same thing...could not handle it the second time though. (and I had to drink as much clear liquids as I could for the evening.) I'll be sure to ask for what ever you had the next time though! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #65 January 14, 2008 Quote Quote What kind of well-wishes is one supposed to give at a time like this? "Good luck, and I hope your rectum doesn't prolapse!" No, I think you're supposed to send money. Did you check your underwear? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jojo69 0 #66 January 14, 2008 I get one every year along with an EGC. Trust me the prep is the worse part. Once you get there they give you some IV sedative and you don't remember anything. There are other preps but it is up to the doctor which one you use. I like the fleet drink better. You drink 2 oz along with some juice and then repeat in 8 hours. (it tastes terrible and makes me gag but I can not take the volume of the golytely.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #67 January 15, 2008 Anyway Andrea, if you weren't married I would offer to gently tend to your ass all night. I think this post kinda "slipped" by! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #68 January 15, 2008 OK, now that you feel better let me just say.... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I'm glad that is over with. That rates up there with things you don't have to like you just have to do. Hope the tests come back positive. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #69 January 15, 2008 QuoteI get one every year along with an EGC. Trust me the prep is the worse part. Once you get there they give you some IV sedative and you don't remember anything. Anyone else get conned by this 'conscious sedation' lie? None of you remembered a thing? I was given this for my angioplasty last summer when they closed off an artery in the spleen. I wasn't supposed to remember events, or the passage of time. Man that was a miserable two hours - I looked at the clock every 5 minutes. I really feel for those that have longer procedures. And I clear as fuck remember the internist being asked by the supervising physician if she was losing her nerve/confidence. Maybe they underdosed me? And nothing sucks more than having a full bladder and them stapling a suture to your groin to close off the cut to the femoral artery. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #70 January 15, 2008 Quote Hope the tests come back positive. Hey...At least my wishing her an un-prolapsed rectum qualified as a good wish. Positive test results sound bad! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #71 January 15, 2008 Quote Quote Hope the tests come back positive. Hey...At least my wishing her an un-prolapsed rectum qualified as a good wish. Positive test results sound bad! Blues, Dave Now listen you. Don't make me smack you. That said I was trying to say positive rather than negative results. Even you should like positive results. GEEZ -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #72 January 15, 2008 a positive result would mean that she has ass cancer. i can't believe you're wishing ass cancer on skymama. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slobuzzard 0 #73 January 15, 2008 Did you get anesthesia like you were wondering cause if you did I must have crappy health insurance so to speak. When I laid down on the bed I noticed they had the pictures hanging sideways on the wall which cracked me up, until they said you might feel a little pressure and I felt the tubes inflate to about 90 psi. Wiped the smile right off my face, so to speak. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #74 January 15, 2008 Quotea positive result would mean that she has ass cancer. i can't believe you're wisking ass cancer on skymama. You guys are pot-stirrers!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #75 January 15, 2008 Quote a positive result would mean that she has ass cancer. i can't believe you're wisking ass cancer on skymama. Is that like whisking? You mixing cake batter in skymama's ass or sumthin? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
