BillyVance 34 #1 January 8, 2008 A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" "Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again; "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?" "Nah", says the little old Jewish man... "Costs too much... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auburnguy 0 #2 January 8, 2008 thats a good one!!!"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zing 2 #3 January 8, 2008 Lena married Ole just after the two graduated from high school, and for 30 yeras they worked hard on their farm in Minnesota and raised up their children as good Lutherans. The day finally arrived when the couple found themselves alone in the house after the last child moved out for college. The first morning, at breakfast, Lena looks across the table at her husband and says,"Oh Ole, do you remember vhen ve were young and first married?" "Ja, Lena, I remember dose days pretty good,"Ole says, "Ve sure had some times in dose days." Lena reminds Ole about how they used to sit at the breakfast table naked and how that often lead to some romantic good times. Then she suggests they try that again to see what happens after all those years, so they get naked and sit down. "Ohh, Ole," says Lena, "I tink its working, I'm getting that warm tingly feeling in my nipples." "Ja, ja Lena," says Ole, "But I tink it is because one of dem is in your coffee and de udder one is in your oatmeal."Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 January 8, 2008 I didn't need that visual! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 January 8, 2008 That thar is funny!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #6 January 8, 2008 LOL! I love a good cheap jewish joke. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #7 January 8, 2008 Quote I love a good cheap jewish joke. Cheap to you and clever to another.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #8 January 8, 2008 When I saw the title of the thread, I just assumed you were talking about me. Hey Cocheese! Hope your skylights are going well, I'm gonna do a new kitchen ceiling in the off season. I have some tin all painted and ready to hang.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrairieDoug 0 #9 January 8, 2008 Billy - Good one... best joke I've heard in a while. Doug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #10 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote I love a good cheap jewish joke. Cheap to you and clever to another. I think he meant the Jew was cheap, not the joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #11 January 8, 2008 Quote I love a good cheap jewish joke. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cheap to you and clever to another. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think he meant the Jew was cheap, not the joke. I also meant the Jew (in the joke).Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #12 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote I love a good cheap jewish joke. Cheap to you and clever to another. I knew what you meant. Cheap jew according to the woman. Clever jew according to the Jew.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #13 January 8, 2008 Quote When I saw the title of the thread, I just assumed you were talking about me. And i thought it was about me... must be b/c we have the same name Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #14 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote When I saw the title of the thread, I just assumed you were talking about me. And i thought it was about me... must be b/c we have the same name What smart mothers we had!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #15 January 8, 2008 Quote When I saw the title of the thread, I just assumed you were talking about me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And i thought it was about me... And I thought it was another request to see some. Too bad it wasn't. I was in the mood. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #16 January 8, 2008 Quote Cheap jew according to the woman. Clever jew according to the Jew. "Clever to another." My obvious wisdom is lost on you people. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
samgotit 0 #17 January 8, 2008 Good one! Can you please help us get a mental picture. What exactly did her breast look like: http://www.nipplerepair.com/nipple/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #18 January 8, 2008 Quote Too bad it wasn't. I was in the mood. I'm sending you the hospital bill for my broken foot after I just kicked the wall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 January 8, 2008 Quote Quote Cheap jew according to the woman. Clever jew according to the Jew. "Clever to another." My obvious wisdom is lost on you people. First you make fun of Jews, now it's "You People"? I never thought you would be 'That Girl". My image of you is crushed.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #20 January 8, 2008 Little Suzy asks little Johnny at school one day, "Do you know what a penis is?" Johnny says " No , but I'll ask my dad at home tonight." That night Johnny asks his dad. His Dad says to Johnny, "Johnny, you're 7 yrs old, I'm not going to tell you, I'm going to show you." So he pulls it out and says to Johnny "this is a penis, as a matter of fact this is a perfect example of a perfect penis." Suzy asks Johnny the next day if he found out. Johnny replies "Yes I did. and Suzy you're 7 yrs old, I'm not going to tell you, I'm going to show you." So he pulls it out and says to Suzy "This is a penis, as a matter of fact if it was 4 inches shorter it would be a perfect example of a perfect penis." I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #21 January 8, 2008 Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
