BillyVance 34 #1 January 4, 2008 Q: How many women with Menopause does it take to change a light bulb? Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the fucking light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!! I'm sorry. What was the question? Now excuse me while I go find a good hiding spot. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #2 January 4, 2008 Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #3 January 4, 2008 Ow, it hurts to laugh this much. Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iopenhi 0 #4 January 4, 2008 Shit Billy- you bugged my crib you sneaky bastard. Good trick, but please don't post the video of wifey and I not having sex.You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #5 January 4, 2008 You forgot to mention the constant complaints about being to hot or to cold ... "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 January 4, 2008 Quote You forgot to mention the constant complaints about being to hot or to cold ... And it doesn't matter what the temperature is - it is NEVER right.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #7 January 4, 2008 Quote You forgot to mention the constant complaints about being to hot or to cold ... Holy CRAP, are you hiding under the couch here or what? I just read on the Mayo Clinic website that if you have 14 hot flashes a week, it's considered alot. Man, I've had more than that since 3 this morning.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #8 January 4, 2008 And by the way Billy, would you PLEASE TAKE OUT THE FUCKING GARBAGE!!,skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #9 January 4, 2008 None. They would just sit in the dark and bitch about it. Oops sorry, I guess thats the answer to "How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?" I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 January 4, 2008 Quote And by the way Billy, would you PLEASE TAKE OUT THE FUCKING GARBAGE!!, Sure. (grabs Snowwhite and tosses her out) (slam) oh boy am I in deep doo doo! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #11 January 4, 2008 Billy, you are one brave or very drunk young man. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #12 January 5, 2008 Quote Quote And by the way Billy, would you PLEASE TAKE OUT THE FUCKING GARBAGE!!, Sure. (grabs Snowwhite and tosses her out) (slam) oh boy am I in deep doo doo! Welcome to the club brother! StreakerHave a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #13 January 5, 2008 Quote Quote And by the way Billy, would you PLEASE TAKE OUT THE FUCKING GARBAGE!!, Sure. (grabs Snowwhite and tosses her out) (slam) oh boy am I in deep doo doo! You're only doing it virtually, Streaker wishes he could do it literally. He's being very nice really, since we don't get to see each other very much, I feel sorry that he gets to see me during THISCRAPSHITMESSHELLFUCKINGAWFULSHITskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
