sartre 0 #1 December 23, 2007 just delivered a package to me. At 9:30 on a Saturday night. He wants me. It's sooo obvious. I just wish he'd have rung the doorbell instead of just leaving it out there and running away. Guess he had to go potty or something..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #2 December 23, 2007 Ooooo--did it come from THAT store again?TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #3 December 23, 2007 I-I have no..idea..w-what you're talking about......Want to come open my package with me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #4 December 23, 2007 Be right over. And in the meantime, perhaps you could DESCRIBE said FedEx man. I mean, just so we can identify him if he shows up at MY door as well. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #5 December 23, 2007 Funny, but even though it's, what, 20 degrees out?, he was wearing those tight little shorts and a tight short sleeved shirt that accentuated his well-defined musculature. If it's true that cold causes shrinkage, heaven help me, the man could bust me in two...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #6 December 23, 2007 I'm really certain there must be some reason that he has to come back to your place. I'm sure he needs a signature or something. Just wait 'til I get there. . . .TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #7 December 23, 2007 1. fireplace lit - check 2. candles burning - check 3. good bottle of wine - check 4. daughter gone - check 5. camera set up - check We're good to go!! Come on, FEDEX GUY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #8 December 23, 2007 Batteries? For the camera, of course.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #9 December 23, 2007 Um, yeah, for the camera....got those. Double A I believe. Wait, we might need the heavy duty ...camera.... better get out the D's. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #10 December 23, 2007 If I get a Fed/Ex uniform, can I play with your thingy?? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #11 December 23, 2007 I don't know, Jewels, what do you think? I think we need pictures of you in said Fed Ex uniform before we can decide. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #12 December 23, 2007 Absolutely. Pics are a must. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #13 December 23, 2007 Quote Absolutely. Pics are a must. Video is better Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #14 December 23, 2007 Quote I don't know, Jewels, what do you think? I think we need pictures of you in said Fed Ex uniform before we can decide. Alas, I don't have the uniform yet. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #15 December 23, 2007 Quote Quote I don't know, Jewels, what do you think? I think we need pictures of you in said Fed Ex uniform before we can decide. Alas, I don't have the uniform yet. Well! Who are WE to be picky? Come on by, just throw any old thing on. We'll fix ya up once you get here..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #16 December 23, 2007 But I *like* uniforms. Oooo--let's have a James Bond night. No uniforms, but lots of tuxedos and martinis and fast, improbable cars.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #17 December 23, 2007 Quote But I *like* uniforms. Oooo--let's have a James Bond night. No uniforms, but lots of tuxedos and martinis and fast, improbable cars. I have a Ford Taurus. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #18 December 23, 2007 I never understood uniforms n' all......in fact I see no use for cloths at all - they come off sooner or later anywhhoo. Edited for grammar. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #19 December 23, 2007 Yeah, well, as long as they're not the McDonald's employee type, uniforms can be a very good thing. It's always good to start with an appreciative woman.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #20 December 23, 2007 Quote Yeah, well, as long as they're not the McDonald's employee type, uniforms can be a very good thing. It's always good to start with an appreciative woman. Details, details... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #21 December 23, 2007 Quote Quote But I *like* uniforms. Oooo--let's have a James Bond night. No uniforms, but lots of tuxedos and martinis and fast, improbable cars. I have a Ford Taurus. I've never found you sexier than I do right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #22 December 23, 2007 QuoteYeah, well, as long as they're not the McDonald's employee type, uniforms can be a very good thing. It's always good to start with an appreciative woman.How much do you normally tip???"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #23 December 23, 2007 Quote Quote Yeah, well, as long as they're not the McDonald's employee type, uniforms can be a very good thing. It's always good to start with an appreciative woman. How much do you normally tip??? Depends on the quality of the service. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #24 December 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Yeah, well, as long as they're not the McDonald's employee type, uniforms can be a very good thing. It's always good to start with an appreciative woman. How much do you normally tip??? Depends on the quality of the service. Where's a witty remark when you need 1?... Edited to add: Hey, it's Christmas Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #25 December 23, 2007 Quote Quote Quote But I *like* uniforms. Oooo--let's have a James Bond night. No uniforms, but lots of tuxedos and martinis and fast, improbable cars. I have a Ford Taurus. I've never found you sexier than I do right now. I traded a canopy for it. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
