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And then she takes charge and pushes you down. She opens the buttons on your shirt while allowing her lips to follow her hands. As she gets to your pants, she looks up and smiles and ever so lightly kisses you...

:)

then she see the size of what you jokingly call a penis and laugh hysterically


And how big is yours? I didn't see you post in the man-whore thread. :P


He said it passes the belly button test. :|

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. :P:D


gotta have pictures!


I'll show mine if you show yours. :)
You first. :)


But I don't have a penis. And showing twats is just gross. (my boobies are already posted, go find them if you want to see them:P)

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And then she takes charge and pushes you down. She opens the buttons on your shirt while allowing her lips to follow her hands. As she gets to your pants, she looks up and smiles and ever so lightly kisses you...

:)

then she see the size of what you jokingly call a penis and laugh hysterically


And how big is yours? I didn't see you post in the man-whore thread. :P


He said it passes the belly button test. :|

Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger. :P:D


gotta have pictures!


I'll show mine if you show yours. :)
You first. :)


But I don't have a penis. And showing twats is just gross. (my boobies are already posted, go find them if you want to see them:P)


Although hot and funny, a tight shirt doesn't count. Especially when it is dark and dry. :)
Kinda like my thong pics don't really count. B|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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It must suck to be the guys in that add...

I mean, what kinda loser are ya if even your girlfriend doesn't want to f*ck you anymore, and doesn't even want to touch you except with a toy?
"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

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Very true :) But I think the toy was mainly 'invented' for people who can't get laid and just want some 'action'. And also for people who want to 'practice' their moves, without the pressure to perform good, so they can last longer or give more pleasure to the girl.
"In a mad world, only the mad are sane"

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Other things are stressing muy life right now, however, like the weather. How in the hell am i ever going to learn to skydive if the weather doesn't clear up so I can jump? :(:(:(



come to the SE where it is almost always nice;)
www.skydivecarolina.com
Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

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Nice website. I think the transportation costs would add a little too much to the price. [big sigh] I guess I'll just have to be patient. The weather generally starts getting pretty decent here by sometime in
february.



Yep, i understand the traveling part, but just so you know, you are always welcome. Free coaching jump with me if you visit. JENNR8R has been to our place, and Bolas and a few others. I have a nephew somewhere in Idaho at an "outdoor learning center", beautiful place.
Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

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Thanks for the offer. I hope I can take you up on it one of these days. I'm goig to be on the east coast twice in the next year on work related travel. Maybe I can figure out a way to tack an extra day onto my trip to DC next November. Where is the outdoor center at? There are definitely some beautiful parts of this state, especially the mountains in the area about 70 miles north of where i am.
"safety first... and What the hell.....
safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy

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Thanks for the offer. I hope I can take you up on it one of these days. I'm goig to be on the east coast twice in the next year on work related travel. Maybe I can figure out a way to tack an extra day onto my trip to DC next November. Where is the outdoor center at? There are definitely some beautiful parts of this state, especially the mountains in the area about 70 miles north of where i am.



there are also some good DZ's near DC, not sure the name or location of the outdoor center, it is 2 hours from the nearest town but I guess that describes most of Idaho;)
Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

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there are also some good DZ's near DC, not sure the name or location of the outdoor center, it is 2 hours from the nearest town but I guess that describes most of Idaho

:D:D:D Yeah, that does pretty well describe most of Idaho!!!
"safety first... and What the hell.....
safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy

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Wow.. This is the best website I have ever seen for a DZ.. It's only 9 hours drive from where I live.. Once I recover from the ankle injury, I will be spending a weekend there..
"Those who would give up Essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" Franklin

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Wow.. This is the best website I have ever seen for a DZ.. It's only 9 hours drive from where I live.. Once I recover from the ankle injury, I will be spending a weekend there..



yep about 9 hours - at least based on how I drive to get to Z-Hills, or catch a direct flight into Charlotte - DZ is 30 minutes south of the airport, great website, great DZ, turbine - Otter or CASA all the time, big landing area, landing rules strictly enforced, great folks, come for one of the boogies, Rodriquez Brothers Boogie is June 6-8, we'll have 3 planes, The Flock will be doing 100-ways, also planning VRW state record attempts with Eric Deren organizing, plenty of other fun jumping
Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

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