What do you want for Christmas?

[lawrocket 3]

I want a Sherpa. They know their stuff, have amazing fortitude, are dedicated, are tough as nails, and will save your ass in the toughest of situations.

The would be the ulitmate personal assistants. And a sherpa would be an awesome Christmas present! I would take good care of my sherpa and pay him well. He'd have room and board and I'd even let him lug my sorry ass up mountains and stuff if he misses the thin air.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[auburnguy 0]

a micron 310 and a new blackberry.

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way."
- Homer Simpson

[bigway 4]

I would like peace on earth, love and no war.



Like fuck, I want PS3 games!!!!

.Karnage Krew Gear Store
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[NtheSeaOrSky 0]

A phone call from a certain special person far away.

Yeah I am a sap, but that is really all I want

Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

[FreeflyChile 0]

a job in chicago as a patent attorney.

[gonzalesna 0]

do they make cabana girls?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[lippy 918]

I want a C-150 with a midget 4-way team

I got nuthin

[popsjumper 2]

A blonde, blue-eyed, petite COED.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[BIGUN 1,307]

New Year's Day.

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[aardvarkeater 0]

A new camp stove and tent.

Muff Brother #4026
Loco Zapatos Rodriguez
SCR #14793

[windcatcher 0]

9 hours of rest.

edited to add: Notice how my answer and my sig line correlate!

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

[sharimcm 0]

What I really want for Christmas is for my car to be paid off. Two more months though, and that title will be all mine.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[grannyinthesky 0]

How about a maid? I'm just not a domestic type person. i'd rather mow the lawn than do dishes, laundry, dust......ycch...

"safety first... and What the hell.....
safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy

POPS #10490

[akarunway 1]

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New Year's Day.

Ding ding ding. We have a winner.

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[Belldemon 0]

I second windcathcer's response. Although, at a week old, she's sleeping pretty well and the wife has been letting me sleep as much as possible at night so I can take her during the day.

Apart from sleep, I'd take some jump money (preferably enough to start and finish my AFF).

Oh, and an Alti-track.

[BillyVance 34]

A new RW jumpsuit, also a new Wingsuit. Oh yeah, a new roof would be nice too.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Krip 2]

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A new RW jumpsuit, also a new Wingsuit. Oh yeah, a new roof would be nice too.

Bill

If you've been a good boy all yr. Santa will hook you up

Check under your Xmas tree.

Not now silly

One Jump Wonder

[MajorDad 0]

A kick-ass day of skydiving at Eloy!

....... and World Peace

Major Dad
CSPA D-579

[Thanatos340 1]

If I could have anything right now:
Just a few more of Beezys stories and another jump with Skinny.
I just want to walk into Skinnys Trailer and see Beezy sitting there saying Just one and then I got to go while Skinny is sitting around bitching about everyone stealing his beer.

Realistically:
To get through a day without tears and to go for a LONG time without loosing anymore friends. That is all I want right now.

[MajorDad 0]

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If I could have anything right now:
Just a few more of Beezys stories and another jump with Skinny.
I just want to walk into Skinnys Trailer and see Beezy sitting there saying Just one and then I got to go while Skinny is sitting around bitching about everyone stealing his beer.

Realistically:
To get through a day without tears and to go for a LONG time without loosing anymore friends. That is all I want right now.

Amen..

To absent friends...

Be excellent to each other, always.

Major Dad
CSPA D-579

[countzero 7]

a car with working AC and a nonleaking transmission. i'm dreading how many jumps the repairs are going to cost me.

diamonds are a dawgs best friend

[hisgoofyness 0]

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If I could have anything right now:
Just a few more of Beezys stories and another jump with Skinny.
I just want to walk into Skinnys Trailer and see Beezy sitting there saying Just one and then I got to go while Skinny is sitting around bitching about everyone stealing his beer.

Realistically:
To get through a day without tears and to go for a LONG time without loosing anymore friends. That is all I want right now.

Sounds like we would like to have the same things...

Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!

[turtlespeed 220]

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If I could have anything right now:
Just a few more of Beezys stories and another jump with Skinny.
I just want to walk into Skinnys Trailer and see Beezy sitting there saying Just one and then I got to go while Skinny is sitting around bitching about everyone stealing his beer.

Realistically:
To get through a day without tears and to go for a LONG time without loosing anymore friends. That is all I want right now.

Sounds like we would like to have the same things...

Well - that and some Gouda.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[BillyVance 34]

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If I could have anything right now:
Just a few more of Beezys stories and another jump with Skinny.
I just want to walk into Skinnys Trailer and see Beezy sitting there saying Just one and then I got to go while Skinny is sitting around bitching about everyone stealing his beer.

Realistically:
To get through a day without tears and to go for a LONG time without loosing anymore friends. That is all I want right now.

Sounds like we would like to have the same things...

You got that right... I wouldn't mind having "you DEAF CUNT!" yelled into my fucking deaf ear again.

I think I'll go put a pic of shrek on my Christmas tree

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[turtlespeed 220]

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If I could have anything right now:
Just a few more of Beezys stories and another jump with Skinny.
I just want to walk into Skinnys Trailer and see Beezy sitting there saying Just one and then I got to go while Skinny is sitting around bitching about everyone stealing his beer.

Realistically:
To get through a day without tears and to go for a LONG time without loosing anymore friends. That is all I want right now.

Sounds like we would like to have the same things...

You got that right... I wouldn't mind having "you DEAF CUNT!" yelled into my fucking deaf ear again.

I think I'll go put a pic of shrek on my Christmas tree

Careful to balance it out - better put one one both sides so it doesn't fall over and hit you on the head.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun