turtlespeed 219 #1 December 20, 2007 Eat your hearts out! Your package is on time with a scheduled delivery date of 12/24/2007. Tracking Number: ############### Type: Package Status: In Transit - On Time Scheduled Delivery: 12/24/2007 Shipped To: BRYAN, TX, US Shipped/Billed On: 12/19/2007 Service: GROUND Weight: 41.00 Lbs Package Progress Location Date Local Time Description HOUSTON, TX, US 12/20/2007 10:31 A.M. IN TRANSIT TO JACKSONVILLE, FL, US 12/20/2007 11:30 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN ORLANDO, FL, US 12/20/2007 8:39 A.M. DEPARTURE SCAN 12/20/2007 8:29 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN HIALEAH, FL, US 12/20/2007 4:19 A.M. DEPARTURE SCAN 12/20/2007 12:26 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN NAPLES, FL, US 12/19/2007 9:22 P.M. DEPARTURE SCAN 12/19/2007 6:56 P.M. ORIGIN SCAN US 12/19/2007 5:16 P.M. BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED Tracking results provided by UPS: 12/20/2007 11:41 A.M. ETI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #2 December 20, 2007 You got 41 lbs of cheese!!!????Someones gonna have a poopey problem for 2008!!!Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #3 December 20, 2007 Sweet... will you be sharing? And why not just send it to my house?? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #4 December 20, 2007 Quote Sweet... will you be sharing? And why not just send it to my house?? I didn't think I was going to be leaving after all - OH - how plans change. And Bobbi . . . It does nothing to the bowels.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #5 December 20, 2007 Quote I didn't think I was going to be leaving after all - OH - how plans change. Party with Turtle... Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #6 December 20, 2007 Well I know that silly, I was joking around.....sheeesh, maybe cheese would make ya feel better.... Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #7 December 20, 2007 Quote Quote I didn't think I was going to be leaving after all - OH - how plans change. Party with Turtle... Yeah - Hippy isn't in GA at the moment - so it's legal for Tutle to be there during christmas.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #8 December 20, 2007 Quote Well I know that silly, I was joking around.....sheeesh, maybe cheese would make ya feel better.... Bobbi You have NO idea!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #9 December 20, 2007 41 lbs? That's one small midget you ordered. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #10 December 20, 2007 Quote 41 lbs? That's one small midget you ordered. Average sized.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 December 20, 2007 It realy suck that you cant bring 41lbs of Gouda on a Plane with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #12 December 20, 2007 Quote It realy suck that you cant bring 41lbs of Gouda on a Plane with you. Easy Grasshopper - There is something happening On Miracle StreetI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #13 December 20, 2007 The address is wrong. You should send it to my house. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 December 20, 2007 Quote It realy suck that you cant bring 41lbs of Gouda on a Plane with you He can if he shoves it up his ass. Of course with the 2lbs of M&Ms up there, i'm not sure the gouda will fit. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 December 20, 2007 I've got a funny story about a couple of weeks ago....or so I'm told. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #16 December 21, 2007 Quote I've got a funny story about a couple of weeks ago....or so I'm told. Blues, Dave Could you pm me the story?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #17 December 21, 2007 MMMMMMMMMMMMM Cheese!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #18 December 21, 2007 QuoteMMMMMMMMMMMMM Cheese! Where are you going for X-mas?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #19 December 21, 2007 Hmmmmm; Let's See: Gouda Lover = Yes In route to Chattanooga = NO!!! Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #20 December 21, 2007 Quote Hmmmmm; Let's See: Gouda Lover = Yes In route to Chattanooga = NO!!! Better question - Where is My NEPHEW going to be?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #21 December 21, 2007 Quote Better question - Where is My NEPHEW going to be? Most likely he will be on his mother's lap impatiently waiting for her to try and make him a personal batch of whipped cream? Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #22 December 21, 2007 Quote Quote Better question - Where is My NEPHEW going to be? Most likely he will be on his mother's lap impatiently waiting for her to try and make him a personal batch of whipped cream? That's what I'd be doing.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
