mamajumps 0 #1 December 18, 2007 One day a First Grade teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is"? "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom before he goes to work". Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass"! You have got to love the kids. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeFallin247 0 #2 December 18, 2007 Hahahaha, that is great. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #3 December 18, 2007 Quote One day a First Grade teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is"? "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom before he goes to work". Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass"! You have got to love the kids. It tastes just like a mushroom stamp.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #4 December 18, 2007 Quote Quote One day a First Grade teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is"? "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom before he goes to work". Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass"! You have got to love the kids. It tastes just like a mushroom stamp. huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 December 18, 2007 Only from a kid! Too funny! On the first day of school, the teacher asked each child in the class to introduce themselves and tell a little bit about their families and what their daddy's did for a living. Each child stood-up and did as instructed. There were children of doctors, lawyers, farmers, ranchers, till Billy Bob stood-up and said his daddy was a 'curtain ripper'! The teacher asked him to be more specific. Billy Bob said that just about every evening when he was in bed, he'd hear his daddy tell his momma; "Let's close the curtains and tear-off a piece!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
