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Things that are grounds for revocation of the man card

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So, this came up while watching the Oscars last night (hmmm, perhaps I should have included watching the Oscars in the list above)...

Which of the above are grounds for revocation of the Man Card? :)
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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So, this came up while watching the Oscars last night (hmmm, perhaps I should have included watching the Oscars in the list above)...

Which of the above are grounds for revocation of the Man Card? :)



There are articles in playboy? :P

I'd say all of the above, and I'd add:
- Owning any movie starring Richard Gere.
- Voluntarily watching Brokeback Mountain.

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You own more shoes than your SO.



There are certain instances in which this is acceptable. For instance, if you own two pairs and she owns one. In this case you actually get an upgraded man card for finding a really cool chick (unless, of course, her shoes are rope sandals and she doesn't shave her pits, then you still lose it).

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There are articles in playboy?



Yes, but not very good ones... I like to read the articles in "Pregnant and Pissing" much better content there....

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and who really cares about a man card?




Hand it over. :P
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Other, please elaborate



When you spend 90 f***ing minutes replacing all the fuses, and checking all the wires, and kicking the fenders, and cussing, and you STILL can't get the headlights to work.

Here's mine......sorry about the battered shape it's in, but I got a lot of good use from it until now. >:(


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Did you have GQJumper in mind when you drew up the poll?



LOL, no... there were a couple of dotcommers over at my house last night and *one* of those options might have been brought up in the course of watching the Oscars. :D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Miatas are fast cars, and chicks dig them. I'm not sure "drives a Miata" belongs on the list. The "new" VW Beetle is pretty much a chick car, but not the Miata.

Funny, though, I was ready to bring up the "man card" issue when a few guys posted to eeneR's Grey's thread over the weekend! Admitting you care whether or not Meredith died is definitely grounds for revocation!

Speaking of Celine Dion, what about Shania? I've busted at least 3 guys with Shania Twain on their iPods or with their CDs. They blamed their daughters. Yeah right!:P

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Speaking of Celine Dion, what about Shania? I've busted at least 3 guys with Shania Twain on their iPods or with their CDs. They blamed their daughters. Yeah right!:P



One of my good friends and his then-roommate would watch Shania Twain videos with the mute button on back in grad school.:D:D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Speaking of Celine Dion, what about Shania? I've busted at least 3 guys with Shania Twain on their iPods or with their CDs. They blamed their daughters. Yeah right![Tongue]



Shania is not in the same league as Celine. At least Shania is hot, and I do recall reading somewhere that 54% of heterosexual men feels like a woman at least once per day or more. :ph34r:

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Miatas are fast cars, and chicks dig them. I'm not sure "drives a Miata" belongs on the list. The "new" VW Beetle is pretty much a chick car, but not the Miata.



Going to have to argue the Miata thing. Of all the Miata drivers I know, they are almost all gay men..and a few women. ;) Miata is a very feminine car.
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I do have to admit to owning more pairs of boots than my wife and more hats. Can't pull a horse-trailer with a Miata. My sister-in-law, just bought one and her husband is still pouting because she won't let him drive it!:D All these years and you now tell me there's articles in Playboy? I don't know about the rest of that stuff in your list. :D


Chuck

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