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NWFlyer

Things that are grounds for revocation of the man card

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But then breathing is grounds for an ass grab from sunshine, now go make me a sammich bi-otch


Sammich is made. Still waiting for you to come get it.


R you Nekkid?
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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I'm glad I don't drive a Miata.:D



Yes, but what CDs do you have in your big manly truck? :P:D



Did you see Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" Lets pop in this tape that says extream mix on it
Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
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Of course, the VW Beetle (unless you're a big/tall guy buying it because it's the only small car that fits big and tall people) is even higher :ph34r:

Your card might be due. Of course, anyone who says "well then come take it from me" probably can keep theirs, right?

Wendy W.



I'd think the Scion would be a better (and definitely lower on the gay scale) choice for big/tall folks.
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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while sitting!!! sorry folks but if you're a man and you pee sitting down without some sort of " justifiable" (man, my dick so crooked that if i pee standing it'll shoot right out the door) reason.... well, you're a girl.. :P

I actually know a jumper that pees sitting down and his reasoning is that he doesn't like splatter on his sock.... WTF?!? he should aim better is what i say!

Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you."

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Speaking of Celine Dion, what about Shania? I've busted at least 3 guys with Shania Twain on their iPods or with their CDs. They blamed their daughters. Yeah right!

OK. I gotta ask. What is the problem with watching either Celine or Shania, as opposed to the slut, Maddona or Christina Aguilara.
How about Sarah Brightman or Edith Piaf? Do I have to hand it over, and to whom?

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Speaking of Celine Dion, what about Shania? I've busted at least 3 guys with Shania Twain on their iPods or with their CDs. They blamed their daughters. Yeah right!

OK. I gotta ask. What is the problem with watching either Celine or Shania, as opposed to the slut, Maddona or Christina Aguilara.



Watching them (well, except for Celine)? With the mute on? Its actually a man card requirement. Listening to them? CARD REVOKED!
Remster

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