livendive 8 #1 December 10, 2007 Holy shit! You know the standard spam one gets with the who "Hey, check you my pictures" or whatever? Well read the one I just got in myspace, along with a profile picture of some hot chick in a bikini... QuoteHello sweetie! How many licks does it take to get to your center? My mom is looking to date but not for something serious. No, not a one-night stand either. She enjoys life's simple pleasures, she hates complications. She knows how to have an incredible time. She makes the best barbecue in town! If you're super nice to her, she'll make you some! Just present her with chocolate, interesting conversation and good coffee and you have a winning date! If you're looking for a gorgeous, funny, romantic woman, than reply, don..t be shy. But this is my account so please send your reply to her e-mail address at .............@yahoo. Thx for your time I think I'm offended! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 December 10, 2007 Don't you have a daughter who is of legal age? So "mom" could be your age! "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #3 December 10, 2007 If you'd stick to one birthday per year, like most of us do, you would surely be younger. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #4 December 10, 2007 $6.50 per minute? "Hey, check you my pictures" Must be a German girl.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #5 December 10, 2007 You should reply, You might be able to do the mother and daughter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrFreefall383 0 #6 December 10, 2007 Quote You should reply, You might be able to do the mother and daughter. What he said. "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 December 10, 2007 Let us know how it worked out, Dave. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 December 10, 2007 Had me fooled. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #9 December 10, 2007 cheer up fucker...she coulda been trying set you up with her father Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #10 December 10, 2007 Quote cheer up fucker...she coulda been trying set you up with her father Roy or little brother....skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #11 December 10, 2007 Quote Don't you have a daughter who is of legal age? So "mom" could be your age! Yes, my daughter is 19, and Muttley's step-mom is only 3 months older than me. That's not the point. Internet spammers should be tempting me with the naked bodies of hot chicks, not the great barbecue that their moms make! Coffee and interesting conversation?! If I live long enough to find this kind of spam appealing, I'll kick myself in the ass, respond to the Viagra spam that shows up 5 minutes later, and get back at it! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 December 10, 2007 This is like one of the funniest things ever!!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #13 December 10, 2007 Quote If you'd stick to one birthday per year, like most of us do, you would surely be younger. BAAAAAAA! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #14 December 10, 2007 Not to be a buzzkill and conceding that I am older than you......... I've noticed that most times I start a thought with "I'm not that old.", in reflection, I really am. So take your geritol like a man you codger I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #15 December 10, 2007 Is there a problem with getting older? Damn, I hope not. Personally, I've got a lot of livin' left to do and I plan on doing it."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #16 December 10, 2007 Quote Is there a problem with getting older? Damn, I hope not. Personally, I've got a lot of livin' left to do and I plan on doing it. but....but....its all that gray hair. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #17 December 10, 2007 I gave up worrying about the gray hair a couple of years ago. I figure I earned every one of mine one way or another! "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #18 December 10, 2007 Quote I gave up worrying about the gray hair a couple of years ago. I figure I earned every one of mine one way or another! I would guess i'm older than you are and have more of the gray shit. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #19 December 10, 2007 Maybe a little older, but take a look at my avatar. I've got a pretty fair amount. "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #20 December 10, 2007 Quote Maybe a little older, but take a look at my avatar. I've got a pretty fair amount. yup, granny....I think ya got me beat. Also I would like to take this opportunity to wish Livendive/Todak.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!! bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 December 10, 2007 Wow! Pimpin' her mom, no less! Freakin' spammers! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #22 December 10, 2007 Quote Also I would like to take this opportunity to wish Livendive/Todak.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!! I'm just hoping Muttley sees this. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #23 December 11, 2007 Dave If you've got a daughter thats legal ageYour could be a GRANPA befor your next B-dayR.I.P. FWIW Gray hair is better than no hair Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #24 December 11, 2007 Todak Time to face the music, YOU ARE OLD!! However you do have a hot young GF that makes you look younger...... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #25 December 11, 2007 Quote Quote Is there a problem with getting older? Damn, I hope not. Personally, I've got a lot of livin' left to do and I plan on doing it. but....but....its all that gray hair. I prefer to call it "Platinum Blond".... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
