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livendive

Dammit! I'm not that old!

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Holy shit! You know the standard spam one gets with the who "Hey, check you my pictures" or whatever? Well read the one I just got in myspace, along with a profile picture of some hot chick in a bikini...

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Hello sweetie! How many licks does it take to get to your center?

My mom is looking to date but not for something serious. No, not a one-night stand either. She enjoys life's simple pleasures, she hates complications. She knows how to have an incredible time. She makes the best barbecue in town! If you're super nice to her, she'll make you some! Just present her with chocolate, interesting conversation and good coffee and you have a winning date! If you're looking for a gorgeous, funny, romantic woman, than reply, don..t be shy.

But this is my account so please send your reply to her e-mail address at .............@yahoo.

Thx for your time



I think I'm offended! :S:D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Don't you have a daughter who is of legal age? So "mom" could be your age! :P

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Don't you have a daughter who is of legal age? So "mom" could be your age! :P



Yes, my daughter is 19, and Muttley's step-mom is only 3 months older than me. That's not the point. :P Internet spammers should be tempting me with the naked bodies of hot chicks, not the great barbecue that their moms make! :S Coffee and interesting conversation?! :o If I live long enough to find this kind of spam appealing, I'll kick myself in the ass, respond to the Viagra spam that shows up 5 minutes later, and get back at it! :D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Not to be a buzzkill and conceding that I am older than you.........

I've noticed that most times I start a thought with "I'm not that old.", in reflection, I really am. So take your geritol like a man you codger
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I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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Is there a problem with getting older? Damn, I hope not. Personally, I've got a lot of livin' left to do and I plan on doing it.




but....but....its all that gray hair. :)


bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

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I gave up worrying about the gray hair a couple of years ago. I figure I earned every one of mine one way or another!:)



I would guess i'm older than you are and have more of the gray shit. :)


bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

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Maybe a little older, but take a look at my avatar. I've got a pretty fair amount. ;)




yup, granny....I think ya got me beat.

Also I would like to take this opportunity to wish Livendive/Todak.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!


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Is there a problem with getting older? Damn, I hope not. Personally, I've got a lot of livin' left to do and I plan on doing it.




but....but....its all that gray hair. :)


I prefer to call it "Platinum Blond".... ;)
Mike
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