The Official "Taking a Shit Thread" - Men Only

[NWFlyer 2]

Right on... see, girls do poop! I remember being in junior high or something and taking a shit in the girls bathroom and someone saying to me "Eww, how can you do that in public?" Even then, I remember thinking "Dumbass."

I have a lifelong aversion to turkish toilets because of an unfortunate experience involving a seven year old (me), a wicked case of diarrhea, and a ferry boat with only turkish toilets available.

[mnealtx 0]

You mean one of these?

See them all the time on the economy over here in Kosovo....

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[waltappel 1]

Ok, here's the hellacious turd(s) that would not flush. It's been a while so I don't remember whether this is a broken turd or siblings, but whichever the case, we are talkin' floater from hell that would absolutely, positively not flush!!!

Kinda makes me feel all choked up and sentimental.

Walt

[Broke 0]

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1967906;search_string=bathroom%20Slayer%20-re;#1967906

I am the bathroom slayer

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Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[airfury17 0]

I was on the phone with my Girl Friend and WOW. She has some shit Storys. We had a deep discussion about the best kind of poops and the kinds that you just say how did that come from me. I personally like the curved ones they are always very interesting! My girl friend enjoys the Shot Gun type or the little BB gun. AKA Red Ryder Thank you NWflyer. the little machine gun bb's are the best she states! happy poopin

[Duckwater 0]

When I have my hemmaroid surgery, Im paying extra to have the doc rig up my asshole so when I shit, it comes out shaped like a star, like a Play Dough factory.


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[Shotgun 1]

Dude, you are about to get banned for life if you don't change your avatar... That, and I will kick your ass too...

Dorkwad.

[Shotgun 1]

Hmm, I should have known you would then steal MY avatar...

Buttnugget.

[sunshine 2]

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When I have my hemmaroid surgery, Im paying extra to have the doc rig up my asshole so when I shit, it comes out shaped like a star, like a Play Dough factory.

You can already do that. Check it out here

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meow

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[jumpwally 0]

The best shit story on this site is " Rustys Steakhouse ",,if ya got time,,you'll shit your pants reading this....

smile, be nice, enjoy life
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[Duckwater 0]

Sunshine,
I am scared that you knew that my dimented, imagined product truly existed and even more scary that you knew where to find it

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[airfury17 0]

Um....wouldnt you jsut shit that out. With all these power shitters we have on this forum this Gag must not work at all

[jasonRose 0]

In high school I was taking a photography class and one of the projrcts was to take photo's with a caption.

So I of course took a monster shit in the bathroom then took a picture of it. The caption of the photo was "I took it and I took it"

That got me suspended for two days.

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[Duckwater 0]

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So I of course took a monster shit in the bathroom then took a picture of it. The caption of the photo was "I took it and I took it"

Dude, thats ART!....props

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[sunshine 2]

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Sunshine,
I am scared that you knew that my dimented, imagined product truly existed and even more scary that you knew where to find it

But you're kinda impressed too...right?

I actually came across that by accident about a year ago when searching for garden gnomes.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Tink1717 2]

The thing I think is amazing about taking a shit is that you can dump a log a foot long and three inches thick and not loose A SINGLE OUNCE!!. Yes, I dumped a huge one, got on the scale and was the same weight as before. Apparently shit only feels heavy.

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

[Tink1717 2]

And why, pray tell, do you know about this device?

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

[ViperPilot 0]

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Ok, here's the hellacious turd(s) that would not flush.

On any given time I shit at my house, there's roughly a 95% chance I'll clog the toilet. Regardless of what kind it is, it's just big enough to not fucking flush and thusly clog the toilet. My wife keeps saying something's wrong w/ me...I say everything's obviously working just fine!

[beavdog 0]

I have to agree with you Viper. I was banned from all upstair bathrooms in my parents house because they were all carpeted. I clogged them with such regularity that my parents were afraid that something would happen to the carpet.

Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez.....

[SkyDekker 1,465]

I am surprised nobody here has done the double-bowler with an elbow flush....

[AlexCrowley 0]

I haven't checked the rest of the thread, so sorry if it's a repost.

this

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[Broke 0]

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I am surprised nobody here has done the double-bowler with an elbow flush....

And that would be?

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Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[airtwardo 7]

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I haven't checked the rest of the thread, so sorry if it's a repost.

this

Well Alex's link is still rather...interesting, even IF it's a year and a half old!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[MrFreefall383 0]

Nothing too crazy here, but when I was at camp with the Boy Scouts years and years ago, the turd shack there was absolutely rancid. I made sure I pooped an hour before I left for the week there, and hopefully wouldn't have to poop the whole time I was there, coming home to the biggest poop I'd had in a year. One time I couldn't quite last that long though, something I ate kicked in a little too hard, and I had to shit in the rancid turd shack. Another buddy came with me, Ray, fat ass Korean kid. Little did I know he had a camera in his pocket. Well, he snapped a picture of me looking at him from behind the stall divider. Then when I was done, after the monster I dropped, he proceeded to aim the camera down the pit and take a picture of it and every other turd in there. Then he tried to light it on fire, only to realize it wouldn't work and he'd wasted all his matches for the week.

Since then, my best turds have been the bigger ones, the ones that I can sit down and take time to enjoy.

Edit: Also, story of the worst turd of my life. Went to India with my family, business trip for my dad, whole family sponsored by his patient to fly to India, spend a couple weeks touring, taking in the best of India, and we got to travel on what was called the "Palace on Wheels", basically a really well-appointed train travelling from city to city. One night I was having dinner with my brother, and an older couple we met on the train. I had a bowl of spinach soup along with everyone else, and it was really tasty. Of course shortly after I had the soup, I became horribly ill, puking and shitting, shitting and puking, and it was all deep green. I was puking while I was shitting, shitting while I was puking, and it went on for 12 hours like that sitting on the can before I finally started feeling a little better, and it was a few more days before I was shitting normally. My parents were worried I might die, and when a doctor and a nurse by profession both think like that, you know it's bad.

"If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

[mx757 4]

Mike....this topic is something walt would dream up...
you trying be Walt's brother??