Post Some of Your Favorite Quotes

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"What, me worry?" Alfred E. Neumann

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"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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"I never drink water, fish fuck in it."

~W C Fields

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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"I never drink water, fish fuck in it."

~W C Fields

Holy Shit - did you see that - that Mutha Fucker parted the whole freakin sea - look at that shit!
- Airtwardo

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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"Anyone who hates dogs and children can't be all bad." also attributed tothe late, great W.C. Fields.

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"Don't load up on the bread...we got fish comin' too!"

~Jesus Christ

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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"How can a man who is 20 say he's in love and get married when the woman he will really love hasn't been born yet."
Bertrand Russell said that

"You never lose your Skydiving girlfriend, you just lose your turn."
I said that

I Jumped with the guys who invented Skydiving.

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FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN FUCKER...

Prolly 2/3rds of us here have said that multiple times...

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[PeteW 0]

Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another

Have the courage to live, anyone can die

What is the cause of most aviation accidents: Usually it is because someone does too much too soon, followed very quickly by too little too late

Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world

"I have not ceased being fearful, but I have ceased to let fear control me. I have accepted fear as a part of life - specifically the fear of change, the fear of the unkown, and I have gone ahead despite the soundings in my heart that says: Turn back, you'll die if you venture too far."

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away

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"I forgive Hitler."- Artistcalleian

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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Lather, rinse, repeat

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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he's dead Jim.

Dr. Mccoy

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

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"Where's Mandela? He's dead because Saddam Hussein killed him"

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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* Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it - Jack Nicholson in "Anger Management".

* One's proficiency at chess makes not a whit of difference when the opposition is playing checkers.

* Wrigley Field is just another bar on the North Side with an overpriced cover charge. - Brian Bo (ChasingBlueSky)

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"Life is a roller coaster. Be careful not to spill your drink."~Kettle One.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it....

...Nothing is worth more than this day.

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

but what do I know

[jimstermer 0]

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
G. Weilacher

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
God from Futurama

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Greatness is going to the edge, looking over into the impossible, then building a bridge to go further. -me

“We will not stop. We will not slow down. We will not surrender. We will win. We will triumph. We will never, ever quit. Remember winners are just losers who got mad."

“If life knocks you down, get back up and knock it unconscious.”

"Tough people aren't born; their made when no one is there for them, to wipe up their tears."

“I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of a man is to live, not to exist"

“When was the last time you have done something for the first time? Keep discovering."

Continuous effort--not strength or intelligence--is the key to unlocking our potential.

Slip Stream Air Sports
Do not go softly, do not go quietly, never back down

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"You gotta be shittin me Marine"--I seem to hear that one a lot from my CO

"I like her boobs"--My gf talking about another girl...always leads to good times

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"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." ~Theodor Seuss Geisel

"I'm a woman! We don't say what we WANT! But we reserve the right to get pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating! And not a little bit scary." ~Lydia, Sliding Doors

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"Live dangerously and you live right"

another one from my old mate Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

but what do I know

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It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required.
Sir Winston Churchill
British politician (1874 - 1965)

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"Is there anything beer can't do" Hank Hill

A Winter Poem:
Its fucking cold
The End

'People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want
you to share yours with them'

B Moore

'Turbulence is a bitch'

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Warrant Officer pointing Pace Stick at RAF Recruit...

"There's shit on the end of this stick ariman"

"Not this end, Sir"

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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I love all of these quotes!


Keep them coming, I know we have more...

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.