Post Some of Your Favorite Quotes

[loco.cerveza 0]

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
--Hunter S. Thompson

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
--Hunter S. Thompson

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.
--Hunter S. Thompson

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
--Hunter S. Thompson

Remember that expectant life span is an average, and most people are below average
--Garrison Keillor

[Bolas 5]

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Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
--Lazarus Long

I really like this one.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Hausse 0]

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Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.
-Lazarus Long,

I’ve never understood how God could expect His creatures to pick the one true religion by faith—it strikes me as a sloppy way to run a universe.
-Jubal Harshaw,

And I like those.

[JENNR8R 0]

A definition of happiness is "something to have, someone to love, and something to hope for." ~ Mary Higgins Clark

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[3331 137]

"When the going gets weird the weird turn pro."
Hunter S. Thompson

I Jumped with the guys who invented Skydiving.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"It's worth it. If you're strong enough."
-Tommy Lee Jones, Men in Black

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Peej 0]

The pessimist says: "it can't possibly get any worse"
The optimist says: "of course it could!"

tonto

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[ACMESkydiver 0]

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"You cannot have a bad attitude and encourage others at the same time."

"Things turn out best for people that make the best of the way things turn out." -John Wooden

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[turtlespeed 219]

I don't know who said this -

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[BIGUN 1,297]

"Sergeant, seeing as you're not going to do this my way; you could at least let me know what you're doing so I can follow along."

-Colonel S.

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[airtwardo 7]

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~