freethefly 6 #26 November 30, 2007 Quote Save me a seat! Hellbound Airlines has been overbooked. Those not being seated will have to wait for the next resurrection. Thank you for sinning. Your Hellbound Airlines Representative."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 3 #27 November 30, 2007 That's pretty pathetic...flying standby for hell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #28 November 30, 2007 The CEO of hell is retiring, he sent me an invitation to take over. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrFreefall383 0 #29 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote I'll leave the light on and hold the door for you when you get there. If you're a gentleman, you'll hold the door for us ladies too. And I'm using that term loosely. Not too loosely I hope. Only as loose as it needs to be. You're good. "If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #30 November 30, 2007 Oh good grief, that was hilarious! I don't think we'll go to hell for laughing, but the guy who made that... yeah his ass is cooked.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #31 November 30, 2007 You were headed there before you even laughed at this, so what was your point? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #32 November 30, 2007 Quotehaha, ive seen that one, its pretty funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0GgJ8Q2VNs OMG that was funny as hell! I am peeing in my pants.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #33 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote haha, ive seen that one, its pretty funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0GgJ8Q2VNs OMG that was funny as hell! I am peeing in my pants. He just HAD to have the marshmallows and beer??? Sounds like a skydiver. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #34 November 30, 2007 Go ahead and laugh...Shane was driving the BUS! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #35 November 30, 2007 Quote Go ahead and laugh...Shane was driving the BUS! He WOULD do that! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #36 November 30, 2007 How did I get involved with this?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #37 November 30, 2007 Quote How did I get involved with this? Hey, take it in good stride, we think of you being a hero as that bus driver! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #38 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote How did I get involved with this? Hey, take it in good stride, we think of you being a hero as that bus driver! Yeah...instead of the fat, drunken slob we USUALLY think of you as! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #39 November 30, 2007 Hey, i hardly ever drinkI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #40 November 30, 2007 Quote Hey, i hardly ever drink Yeah I know...not since ya found a FUNNEL! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #41 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote Hey, i hardly ever drink Yeah I know...not since ya found a FUNNEL! Nah, he usually has a soda pop bottle with him, secretly filled with booze. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #42 December 1, 2007 teehee Me likey!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
