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I was on duty in a guard shack when I was in the 82nd Airborne. 2 fully loaded weapons!



So.... did you have to yell "ATTENSHUN!!!" to get your manhood up and rigid?

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"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I was Infantry, my battalion was stuck doing a support cycle, and my platoon specifically was tasked to pull guard duty on the corp marshalling area. This is the place that all units go before a major deployment. I was stuck in the shack for 4 hours...so I just said what the hell.

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Had a girlfriend that used to flick her bean on her lunch at a fabric store in Arizona inbetween the bolts of fabric in the store room. Her name was Kathy. She could smoke a cig with her " other lips " and blow a damn smoke ring. I laughed my ass off. Told her she was going to get cervical cancer if she kept that up:S The craziest place I have personally done that... on a weight bench in the weight room (got away with it unseen) and I got a real great " O " in the sauna at an apt complex. it is the thrill of you could get sooooo busted that makes it feel like such a great accomplishment.-caress:D

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.

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