turtlespeed 221 #176 August 23, 2006 QuoteDear Walt, I keep my unit clean...much cleaner than hands are during a day. So, I wash my hands before I pee. Doesn't that make much more sense? Andy If you wash it more than three times - you are playing with it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #177 August 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteGood job Turtle! I was wondering that myself. As dry as it's been, not washing after a pee would help conserve water... wouldn't it? *** Just do the 'Cat' thing and lick them clean! ______________________________ I only do that after eating fried chicken or crawfish. Chuck I do it after eating pussy. ___________________________ Oh good Lord!!! Good thing, I wasn't drinking coffee when I opened this! Only from Turtlespeed! That there's funny! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #178 August 24, 2006 QuoteDear Walt, I keep my unit clean...much cleaner than hands are during a day. So, I wash my hands before I pee. Doesn't that make much more sense? Andy __________________________________ What a concept! edit to add: Heh, heh, heh, heh,... he said unit! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #179 November 28, 2007 Thanks Deedy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #180 November 28, 2007 Dear Walt, I started feeding my dogs raw vegetables. They eat them up quite quickly. They now have farts that smell like broccoli. What should I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #181 November 28, 2007 QuoteDear Walt, I started feeding my dogs raw vegetables. They eat them up quite quickly. They now have farts that smell like broccoli. What should I do? Obviously, the broccoli must die! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #182 November 28, 2007 What up Dawg? Welcome back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #183 November 28, 2007 Quote Quote Dear Walt, I started feeding my dogs raw vegetables. They eat them up quite quickly. They now have farts that smell like broccoli. What should I do? Obviously, the broccoli must die! Walt Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #184 November 28, 2007 Dear Walt, I know this guy who has a problem. To keep his thingy from flopping around in his pants, he has to stuff it in his socks. He's embarrased because he has to wear calf-length socks. How should he handle that?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #185 November 28, 2007 QuoteDear Walt, I know this guy who has a problem. To keep his thingy from flopping around in his pants, he has to stuff it in his socks. He's embarrased because he has to wear calf-length socks. How should he handle that? I'd ask in the women's forum--I'm sure some of the ladies there would love to "handle" it. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #186 November 28, 2007 QuoteDear Walt, I know this guy who has a problem. To keep his thingy from flopping around in his pants, he has to stuff it in his socks. He's embarrased because he has to wear calf-length socks. How should he handle that? If, I may interject... your friend could try using a garter, placed just above the knee. Not too snug so as to cut-off circulation. Hope this helps. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #187 November 28, 2007 Dear Walt, When is it appropriate to whip out your "Thingy" in public??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #188 November 28, 2007 QuoteDear Walt, When is it appropriate to whip out your "Thingy" in public?? * When you are at the DZ. * When you are drunk. * When someone has dared you to. * When you get the urge to show off your venereal warts. * Whenever you piss in public--pissing in your pants in public is considered ill-mannered. * When you want to impress a woman who has just asked you for directions. Point your erection in the appropriate direction and say, "It's *that* way". edited to add: There is a different set of rules for whipping out someone else's "Thingy" in public. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #189 November 28, 2007 Quote Quote Dear Walt, When is it appropriate to whip out your "Thingy" in public?? * When you are at the DZ. * When you are drunk. *When your drunk AT the DZ... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #190 November 28, 2007 QuoteThere is a different set of rules for whipping out someone else's "Thingy" in public.So when is it appropriate to whip out someone else's "Thingy" in public?Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #191 November 28, 2007 Quote Quote There is a different set of rules for whipping out someone else's "Thingy" in public. So when is it appropriate to whip out someone else's "Thingy" in public? Walt will be the judge of this - but i would assume that the whipper outter would have to immediately follow putting it in their mouth.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #192 November 28, 2007 Quote Quote Quote There is a different set of rules for whipping out someone else's "Thingy" in public. So when is it appropriate to whip out someone else's "Thingy" in public? Walt will be the judge of this - but i would assume that the whipper outter would have to immediately follow putting it in their mouth. Oh... OK... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #193 November 28, 2007 QuoteQuoteThere is a different set of rules for whipping out someone else's "Thingy" in public.So when is it appropriate to whip out someone else's "Thingy" in public? The short version is whenever the person attached to said Thingy says it's ok. The problem with not getting permission first is that the Thingy's owner can be come quite perplexed. For example, check out this guy. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #194 November 28, 2007 Quote Quote Quote There is a different set of rules for whipping out someone else's "Thingy" in public. So when is it appropriate to whip out someone else's "Thingy" in public? The short version is whenever the person attached to said Thingy says it's ok. The problem with not getting permission first is that the Thingy's owner can be come quite perplexed. For example, check out this guy. Walt I'm starting to worry about you, Walt. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #195 November 29, 2007 Quote When you want to impress a woman who has just asked you for directions. Point your erection in the appropriate direction and say, "It's *that* way". a little known benefit to being so easily lost and having to ask directions all the time Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #196 November 29, 2007 Quote Quote When you want to impress a woman who has just asked you for directions. Point your erection in the appropriate direction and say, "It's *that* way". a little known benefit to being so easily lost and having to ask directions all the time Also one of the reasons men don't like to stop and ask for directions.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #197 November 29, 2007 Quote Quote Quote When you want to impress a woman who has just asked you for directions. Point your erection in the appropriate direction and say, "It's *that* way". a little known benefit to being so easily lost and having to ask directions all the time Also one of the reasons men don't like to stop and ask for directions. OR one of the reasons some men are going to start!! Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #198 November 29, 2007 Dear Walt, When is it not OK, to grab, I mean massage a woman's Boobies??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #199 November 29, 2007 Dear Walt, In reference to the directions with your penis comment, would it be considered inappropriate to point out the culprit of a crime while on the stand under oath in court?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #200 November 29, 2007 QuoteDear Walt, When is it not OK, to grab, I mean massage a woman's Boobies?? Here's a little known fact: All women secretly want to have their boobies grabbed by a skydiver. It's true. Try it! I promise you that even the ones who scream "RAPE!!!", call the police, and press charges, secretly like it and will masturbate several times a day while remembering their encounter with you for the rest of their lives. It's kind of like all guys fantasize about having their cocks grabbed by a skydiving chick! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
