waltappel 1 #201 November 29, 2007 QuoteDear Walt, In reference to the directions with your penis comment, would it be considered inappropriate to point out the culprit of a crime while on the stand under oath in court? No problem. In fact, when they ask you to raise your right hand and take the oath, feel free to tell them your right hand is kinda tired and pull out your erect penis instead! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #202 November 29, 2007 QuoteQuoteDear Walt, In reference to the directions with your penis comment, would it be considered inappropriate to point out the culprit of a crime while on the stand under oath in court? No problem. In fact, when they ask you to raise your right hand and take the oath, feel free to tell them your right hand is kinda tired and pull out your erect penis instead! Walt I'd feel more comfortable having my woodie under my pants and have that third leg look. Is that a problem?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #203 November 29, 2007 Quote It's kind of like all guys fantasize about having their cocks grabbed by a skydiving chick! Walt Dear Walt - Approximately how many cocks may I grab in one night at the dropzone before it looks like I'm that girl going around checking for the "proper fit?" "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,321 #204 November 29, 2007 How good are you to _handle_ the task? With a keen eye, most girls can get the job done in two grabs.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #205 November 29, 2007 Quote Quote It's kind of like all guys fantasize about having their cocks grabbed by a skydiving chick! Walt Dear Walt - Approximately how many cocks may I grab in one night at the dropzone before it looks like I'm that girl going around checking for the "proper fit?" All of 'em!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #206 November 29, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteDear Walt, In reference to the directions with your penis comment, would it be considered inappropriate to point out the culprit of a crime while on the stand under oath in court? No problem. In fact, when they ask you to raise your right hand and take the oath, feel free to tell them your right hand is kinda tired and pull out your erect penis instead! Walt I'd feel more comfortable having my woodie under my pants and have that third leg look. Is that a problem? When taking the oath, no problem. It will identify you as a true believer. When pointing out the defendant accused of committing a crime, though, it can depend on the crime or the defendant. For example, having big wood while identifying Kim Delaney would be a good thing. Having a bigtime boner while pointing at Michael Jackson would be a bad thing--a *really* bad thing. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #207 November 29, 2007 Quote Having a bigtime boner while pointing at Michael Jackson would be a bad thing--a *really* bad thing. But I thought MJ *was* bad...so wouldn't that be a good thing, then? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #208 November 29, 2007 I have a conflicting question...here goes a friend of mine lets call him John went out of state to live with another buddy lets call him bill and work there for while...whom was somewhat helping him out,...after a few months gets involed with a very attractive girl...and many weeks later they decide to break up...the next day well bill confides to john that he would really like to have some of Johns ex girl before he moves away. John gives the proper response of noway...only to find out 3 weeks later he did anyways for last weeks...these two have been friends for over 20 years....whats the proper etiquette to handle this?"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #209 November 29, 2007 Quote I have a conflicting question...here goes a friend of mine lets call him John went out of state to live with another buddy lets call him bill and work there for while...whom was somewhat helping him out,...after a few months gets involed with a very attractive girl...and many weeks later they decide to break up...the next day well bill confides to john that he would really like to have some of Johns ex girl before he moves away. John gives the proper response of noway...only to find out 3 weeks later he did anyways for last weeks...these two have been friends for over 20 years....whats the proper etiquette to handle this? Assuming bill and john are both jumpers, hasn't bill heard? At the DZ you don't lose your girlfriend, you lose your turn. Somebody needs to tell him!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #210 November 29, 2007 Works not only with just girlfriends . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #211 November 30, 2007 Walt, What is the proper thing to do with trolls? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
