lawrocket 3 #26 August 31, 2006 I had never considered waxing my sack. But, thanks to you, I am now convinced that I should not do what I hadn't considered in the first place. Quotei had always believed that ball skin was soft enough that waxing it would actually remove a layer of skin from said bean-bag. i think the picture proves my hypothesis. Now you MUST have had plenty to drink. To say to yourself, "Man. Waxing the sack is probably gonna rip the skin off" and the actually DO IT? THAT is the spirit of adventure. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #27 August 31, 2006 i'm glad you didn't, you just made my day! "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #28 August 31, 2006 Quotelast night was wednesday wax n wine night, but we substituted wine with mararitas. several drinks into the evening, it was suggested that i try waxing my sack. i had always believed that ball skin was soft enough that waxing it would actually remove a layer of skin from said bean-bag. i think the picture proves my hypothesis. NSFW You just waxed away your manhood.........----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #29 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuote Not EVEN opening up that attachment!! Pussy! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 801 #30 August 31, 2006 no kidding ... sticking to razors here!!! some things can NOT be unseen... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy_Copland 0 #31 August 31, 2006 *puts fruit cocktail down, casually strolls into bathroom, kneels, vomits* It would be nice to see a picture of her face after she nearly killed you. Was she laughing or panicking? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TrophyHusband 0 #32 August 31, 2006 everybody was laughing like hell and then running for cameras. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy_Copland 0 #33 August 31, 2006 Classic. So many people are gonna know about your balls without posting on dz.com after all the people tell their friends and their freinds friends. Your balls will be famous!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #34 August 31, 2006 QuoteClassic. So many people are gonna know about your balls without posting on dz.com after all the people tell their friends and their freinds friends. Your balls will be infamous! Fixed it for you "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 801 #35 August 31, 2006 SNAP! hitting clicky NOW! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy_Copland 0 #36 August 31, 2006 The funny part is i was reading another thread and Mr Balls here was giving advice about ear wax. I just hope the poor person didnt listen or they could be in mortal danger Quotetry ear candling. they are these linen things dipped in bee's wax. you stick one end in your ear and light the other end. i don't know how it works, but it sucks all of the wax out of your ear. you can find them at your local hippie tree-hugger store. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites KenGoff 0 #37 August 31, 2006 Quoteeverybody was laughing like hell and then running for cameras. "Everybody????" That implies a crowd. Explain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TrophyHusband 0 #38 August 31, 2006 someone should make up a wild bullshit story about how the injury happened, pass it around the internet, and see how long it takes to get debunked by snopes. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #39 August 31, 2006 OMG. My sides hurt. This is just so funny. I double dog dare you to pour some mentholated cream or alcohol on your coin purse now, tough guy!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ifall 0 #40 August 31, 2006 QuoteThe funny part is i was reading another thread and Mr Balls here was giving advice about ear wax. I just hope the poor person didnt listen or they could be in mortal danger Quotetry ear candling. they are these linen things dipped in bee's wax. you stick one end in your ear and light the other end. i don't know how it works, but it sucks all of the wax out of your ear. you can find them at your local hippie tree-hugger store. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #41 August 31, 2006 QuoteOMG. My sides hurt. This is just so funny. I double dog dare you to pour some mentholated cream or alcohol on your coin purse now, tough guy!!! Spray some Bactine on it - It won't burn.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Douva 0 #42 August 31, 2006 Now I have to clear the browser cache on my dad's computer so that he won't happen across that picture and have a heart attack.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TrophyHusband 0 #43 August 31, 2006 a couple friends of ours, amy and aaron, joined us last night. amy needed her armpits waxed. i promise that she was in much more pain than i was. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy_Copland 0 #44 August 31, 2006 Hey its the dude with ear wax! How ya doing, you dont resemble holyfield now do ya? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TrophyHusband 0 #45 August 31, 2006 that would just be pain with no comedic value to it. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goofyjumper 0 #46 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteOMG. My sides hurt. This is just so funny. I double dog dare you to pour some mentholated cream or alcohol on your coin purse now, tough guy!!! Spray some Bactine on it - It won't burn. So you have experience in this field huh?----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ifall 0 #47 August 31, 2006 QuoteHey its the dude with ear wax! How ya doing, you dont resemble holyfield now do ya? You're on a roll today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #48 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteOMG. My sides hurt. This is just so funny. I double dog dare you to pour some mentholated cream or alcohol on your coin purse now, tough guy!!! Spray some Bactine on it - It won't burn. So you have experience in this field huh? Some. Why?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sdctlc 0 #49 August 31, 2006 Quote one or two nights a week and it morphed into a weekly tradition. Noice, one or two nights a week then soon we were banging eachother left and right, up and down and now it is a tradition for a thurs morning breakfast.... Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #50 August 31, 2006 That made the place where my nuts would be (if I had them) tickle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 2 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
normiss 801 #30 August 31, 2006 no kidding ... sticking to razors here!!! some things can NOT be unseen... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #31 August 31, 2006 *puts fruit cocktail down, casually strolls into bathroom, kneels, vomits* It would be nice to see a picture of her face after she nearly killed you. Was she laughing or panicking? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #32 August 31, 2006 everybody was laughing like hell and then running for cameras. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #33 August 31, 2006 Classic. So many people are gonna know about your balls without posting on dz.com after all the people tell their friends and their freinds friends. Your balls will be famous!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #34 August 31, 2006 QuoteClassic. So many people are gonna know about your balls without posting on dz.com after all the people tell their friends and their freinds friends. Your balls will be infamous! Fixed it for you "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #35 August 31, 2006 SNAP! hitting clicky NOW! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #36 August 31, 2006 The funny part is i was reading another thread and Mr Balls here was giving advice about ear wax. I just hope the poor person didnt listen or they could be in mortal danger Quotetry ear candling. they are these linen things dipped in bee's wax. you stick one end in your ear and light the other end. i don't know how it works, but it sucks all of the wax out of your ear. you can find them at your local hippie tree-hugger store. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KenGoff 0 #37 August 31, 2006 Quoteeverybody was laughing like hell and then running for cameras. "Everybody????" That implies a crowd. Explain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #38 August 31, 2006 someone should make up a wild bullshit story about how the injury happened, pass it around the internet, and see how long it takes to get debunked by snopes. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #39 August 31, 2006 OMG. My sides hurt. This is just so funny. I double dog dare you to pour some mentholated cream or alcohol on your coin purse now, tough guy!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #40 August 31, 2006 QuoteThe funny part is i was reading another thread and Mr Balls here was giving advice about ear wax. I just hope the poor person didnt listen or they could be in mortal danger Quotetry ear candling. they are these linen things dipped in bee's wax. you stick one end in your ear and light the other end. i don't know how it works, but it sucks all of the wax out of your ear. you can find them at your local hippie tree-hugger store. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #41 August 31, 2006 QuoteOMG. My sides hurt. This is just so funny. I double dog dare you to pour some mentholated cream or alcohol on your coin purse now, tough guy!!! Spray some Bactine on it - It won't burn.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #42 August 31, 2006 Now I have to clear the browser cache on my dad's computer so that he won't happen across that picture and have a heart attack.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #43 August 31, 2006 a couple friends of ours, amy and aaron, joined us last night. amy needed her armpits waxed. i promise that she was in much more pain than i was. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #44 August 31, 2006 Hey its the dude with ear wax! How ya doing, you dont resemble holyfield now do ya? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #45 August 31, 2006 that would just be pain with no comedic value to it. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #46 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteOMG. My sides hurt. This is just so funny. I double dog dare you to pour some mentholated cream or alcohol on your coin purse now, tough guy!!! Spray some Bactine on it - It won't burn. So you have experience in this field huh?----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #47 August 31, 2006 QuoteHey its the dude with ear wax! How ya doing, you dont resemble holyfield now do ya? You're on a roll today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #48 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteOMG. My sides hurt. This is just so funny. I double dog dare you to pour some mentholated cream or alcohol on your coin purse now, tough guy!!! Spray some Bactine on it - It won't burn. So you have experience in this field huh? Some. Why?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #49 August 31, 2006 Quote one or two nights a week and it morphed into a weekly tradition. Noice, one or two nights a week then soon we were banging eachother left and right, up and down and now it is a tradition for a thurs morning breakfast.... Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #50 August 31, 2006 That made the place where my nuts would be (if I had them) tickle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
