leather fake bullet proof vests (aka people are weird)

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Then I'd need Harley boots, jeans, t-shirt, underwear, watch, wallet, gloves, sunglasses, HD viagra for my limp dick...

HD riders wear underwear???

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Not always, but it would seem that the RUBs do.


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Then I'd need Harley boots, jeans, t-shirt, underwear, watch, wallet, gloves, sunglasses, HD viagra for my limp dick...

Don't forget the Crackberry.

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I have reliable sources that these vests are not suitable for pulling chicks. The girls I have talked to today state that "they are hideous", "not attracive at all" and "we don't like the message they send, I'm so tough and badass just because I wear fake protective clothing".

Trust me, I know about these things





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Well they already make fake leather helmets, so I guess there is a market...

Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

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It turns out, that only about 1 in 10 motorcycle riders are actually "cool," and by cool I mean that they are not ego maniacs, perverts, assholes, really rich guys in weekend costumes, gangster wanabees, kids with rich fathers, or anyone else that any semmingly normal person would despise.

Sounds like another very familiar sport.

Which one? The one you have never particiapted in...aka skydiving? What are you doing in these forums anyway. No name entered, supporting skyfuckyourselfintheassride. Are you honest to yourself?

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It turns out, that only about 1 in 10 motorcycle riders are actually "cool," and by cool I mean that they are not ego maniacs, perverts, assholes, really rich guys in weekend costumes, gangster wanabees, kids with rich fathers, or anyone else that any semmingly normal person would despise.

Sounds like another very familiar sport.

Which one? The one you have never particiapted in...aka skydiving? What are you doing in these forums anyway. No name entered, supporting skyfuckyourselfintheassride. Are you honest to yourself?

Let me guess, you would prefer not to receive a membership number?

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It turns out, that only about 1 in 10 motorcycle riders are actually "cool," and by cool I mean that they are not ego maniacs, perverts, assholes, really rich guys in weekend costumes, gangster wanabees, kids with rich fathers, or anyone else that any semmingly normal person would despise.

Sounds like another very familiar sport.

Which one? The one you have never particiapted in...aka skydiving? What are you doing in these forums anyway. No name entered, supporting skyfuckyourselfintheassride. Are you honest to yourself?

Let me guess, you would prefer not to receive a membership number?

Damn you are quick, son.

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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Billyvance is being made an honorary member.

I'll tell you what, how about if I bestow you the same honor and consideration?

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Billyvance is being made an honorary member.

I'll tell you what, how about if I bestow you the same honor and consideration?

How about you disappear?

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer