skydivermom 0 #1 November 17, 2007 ...in the great state of Texas, and I get to see her tomorrow! Since she loves cows, what "cow related" things should we get her so she won't forget this trip! Cow pies are certainly in abundance, and they're free, but they don't travel well!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #2 November 17, 2007 Quote ...in the great state of Texas, and I get to see her tomorrow! Since she loves cows, what "cow related" things should we get her so she won't forget this trip! Cow pies are certainly in abundance, and they're free, but they don't travel well! But they certainly are funny and it would remind her of Walt, too.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #3 November 17, 2007 Well I wouldn't treat it just like an udder day. I would take her to the moo-vies. And of course I would take her to a good steak place and eat some good dead cow. Like Lisa I love cows especially with a baked potato.Hopefully you girls will have an awesome time together. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #4 November 17, 2007 A Bull penis cane! If you can find one! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #5 November 17, 2007 Quote Quote ...in the great state of Texas, and I get to see her tomorrow! Since she loves cows, what "cow related" things should we get her so she won't forget this trip! Cow pies are certainly in abundance, and they're free, but they don't travel well! But they certainly are funny and it would remind her of Walt, too. After this weekend, she's going to need something to help her FORGET Walt! Ther's an Ipecac challenge on the agenda....and I don't have to tell you who the ring leader in chief is!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #6 November 17, 2007 Quote Well I wouldn't treat it just like an udder day. I would take her to the moo-vies. And of course I would take her to a good steak place and eat some good dead cow. Like Lisa I love cows especially with a baked potato.Hopefully you girls will have an awesome time together. Why not some rocky mountain oysters? make sure you get your steak rare.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #7 November 17, 2007 Quote A Bull penis cane! If you can find one! I'm really afriad to ask what that is.....Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #8 November 17, 2007 Quote Quote Well I wouldn't treat it just like an udder day. I would take her to the moo-vies. And of course I would take her to a good steak place and eat some good dead cow. Like Lisa I love cows especially with a baked potato.Hopefully you girls will have an awesome time together. Why not some rocky mountain oysters? make sure you get your steak rare. All right guys, cut it out. Y'all are making me hungry!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #9 November 17, 2007 Quote Quote Quote ...in the great state of Texas, and I get to see her tomorrow! Since she loves cows, what "cow related" things should we get her so she won't forget this trip! Cow pies are certainly in abundance, and they're free, but they don't travel well! But they certainly are funny and it would remind her of Walt, too. After this weekend, she's going to need something to help her FORGET Walt! Ther's an Ipecac challenge on the agenda....and I don't have to tell you who the ring leader in chief is! I don't know what an Ipecac challenge is... sorry... I can wear the hat and use the accent, but you can't become a real redneck overnight.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #10 November 17, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Well I wouldn't treat it just like an udder day. I would take her to the moo-vies. And of course I would take her to a good steak place and eat some good dead cow. Like Lisa I love cows especially with a baked potato.Hopefully you girls will have an awesome time together. Why not some rocky mountain oysters? make sure you get your steak rare. All right guys, cut it out. Y'all are making me hungry! I just had dinner... Salmon patties and fried taters... MMMMMMM....Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #11 November 17, 2007 That is hilarious!We'er going to have a great time. Just wish I could take her on a CReW jump. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #12 November 17, 2007 Quote I just had dinner... Salmon patties and fried taters... MMMMMMM.... Sounds like a classic red neck meal to me!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #13 November 17, 2007 Quote Quote I just had dinner... Salmon patties and fried taters... MMMMMMM.... Sounds like a classic red neck meal to me! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #14 November 17, 2007 Quote Quote A Bull penis cane! If you can find one! I'm really afriad to ask what that is..... It's a cane made from a REAL penis of a bull! You sure your in Texas? I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #15 November 17, 2007 Quote Quote Quote A Bull penis cane! If you can find one! I'm really afriad to ask what that is..... It's a cane made from a REAL penis of a bull! You sure your in Texas? Yeah.....I'm definately a Texan.....but a sheltered one for sureMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #16 November 17, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote A Bull penis cane! If you can find one! I'm really afriad to ask what that is..... It's a cane made from a REAL penis of a bull! You sure your in Texas? Yeah.....I'm definately a Texan.....but a sheltered one for sure ya, they put a roof on the outhouse last month.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #17 November 17, 2007 I don't know what an Ipecac challenge is... sorry... I can wear the hat and use the accent, but you can't become a real redneck overnight. Quote A true red-neck "ipecac challenge" would not involve ipecac. It would be done with a concoction made of everclear.....and there would be a LOT of hurling......and tailgates. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #18 November 17, 2007 Quote I don't know what an Ipecac challenge is... sorry... I can wear the hat and use the accent, but you can't become a real redneck overnight. Quote A true red-neck "ipecac challenge" would not involve ipecac. It would be done with a concoction made of everclear.....and there would be a LOT of hurling......and tailgates. that doesn't help me understand what an ipecac challenge is.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #19 November 17, 2007 ya, they put a roof on the outhouse last month. Quote You're a regular COMODIAN tonight Mr. GonzoThat's pretty funny......considering your home dropzone is the first dropzone I've been that had port-a-poops Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #20 November 17, 2007 that doesn't help me understand what an ipecac challenge is. Okay, you get a group of morons together. They all drink a bottle of ipecac (each), and see who can go the longest without spewing. I like to give points for who's the loudest tooLast time, Walt and his recruitees got quite creative and each chose a color. They all bought a bunch of crap (to fill their stomachs with) in their chosen "color".....so they could "customize" their work. Man oh ManMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #21 November 17, 2007 You crazy girl! I'm at Walt's, see you tomorrow. Oh, and have I *ever* forgotten any of my trips here? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #22 November 17, 2007 Quote ya, they put a roof on the outhouse last month. Quote You're a regular COMODIAN tonight Mr. GonzoThat's pretty funny......considering your home dropzone is the first dropzone I've been that had port-a-poops I haven't seen any port-o-poopers in Perris... I think you're full of crapSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #23 November 17, 2007 Quote that doesn't help me understand what an ipecac challenge is. Okay, you get a group of morons together. They all drink a bottle of ipecac (each), and see who can go the longest without spewing. I like to give points for who's the loudest tooLast time, Walt and his recruitees got quite creative and each chose a color. They all bought a bunch of crap (to fill their stomachs with) in their chosen "color".....so they could "customize" their work. Man oh ManGetting the morons together must be the easy part.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #24 November 17, 2007 Hey Gonzo, come join us for the challenge. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #25 November 17, 2007 Quote You crazy girl! I'm at Walt's, see you tomorrow. Oh, and have I *ever* forgotten any of my trips here? With as much as you drink when I'm around you, I'm sure it's hazy and there's a lot of black outs and missing of time... or as I like to call it... time traveling: You black out, you wake up, you're in another bar, ya black out, ya wake up, you're in another bar, ya black out, ya wake up, you've been workin' at a burger joint for 3 years and you're still not assistant manager... not that it's ever happened to me.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
