Esquilax 0 #1 November 12, 2007 Why is there no mouse-flavored cat food?Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #2 November 12, 2007 Why isn't there dog food that tastes like dog testicles?I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #3 November 12, 2007 QuoteWhy is there no mouse-flavored cat food? there is....but it tastes like chicken ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #4 November 12, 2007 and you know how?????? DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #5 November 12, 2007 QuoteWhy isn't there dog food that tastes like dog testicles? or panties! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #6 November 12, 2007 Random Funny Thoughts ~ I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. ~ I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals. ~ I thought about how American mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Japnese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks? ~ Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write ... 'A Good Doctor.' ~ If you jogged backward...would you gain weight? ~ Wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp? ~ I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from." ~ Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail? ~ I thought about being rich and it don't mean so much...Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,313 #7 November 12, 2007 ~ When Adam first met Eve, did he say, "Stand back, I don't know how big this thing's gonna get?"Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fpritchett64 0 #9 November 12, 2007 If statistics state that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does this mean that the 5th one enjoys it? If a piano player is called a pianist, then why isn't a race car driver called a racist? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
