turtlespeed 226 #1 November 8, 2007 . . . Anything . . . He'll give serious answers.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #2 November 8, 2007 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 November 8, 2007 (cough)bullshit(cough) "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #4 November 8, 2007 Why do I have to pee first thing every morning? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #5 November 8, 2007 How come people do not want to date someone that has Nice Syndrome? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #6 November 8, 2007 Are you going to ask me to marry you? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 November 8, 2007 If a wood chuck could Chuck Norris - there would be no trees.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #8 November 8, 2007 Why do dogs chase cars? BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #9 November 8, 2007 Quote (cough)bullshit(cough) Got ya some of that high quality Jenkem, I see.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #10 November 8, 2007 QuoteIf a wood chuck could Chuck Norris - there would be no trees. Wrong! The correct answer is ALL OF IT!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 November 8, 2007 QuoteWhy do I have to pee first thing every morning? Because of the digestion process and that your body is constantly working on purifying its self. If you didn't sleep - you would still have to pee, but not as much as the quantity is built up in the 10 hours that you are in bed slumbering.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #12 November 8, 2007 QuoteWhy do dogs chase cars? BP Because cats taste funny...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #13 November 8, 2007 QuoteWhy do I have to pee first thing every morning? Too much booze the night before.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #14 November 8, 2007 Quote Are you going to ask me to marry you? He was waiting for you to pop the question.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie 0 #15 November 8, 2007 Quote . . . Anything . . . He'll give serious answers. If I was trying to kill a fire, what caliber gun should I use? Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #16 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote . . . Anything . . . He'll give serious answers. If I was trying to kill a fire, what caliber gun should I use? Better to use high explosives. The shock wave of the blast will extinguish the fire.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 November 8, 2007 Quote How come people do not want to date someone that has Nice Syndrome? We nice guys do not pose any kind of adventure to women, hence little challenge or intrigue. This is, however falsely supposed. The amount of built up adventurism in the bedroom after so many instances of being slapped down, due to being "A Nice Guy" has led our kind to the other end of the spectrum.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 November 8, 2007 Quote Are you going to ask me to marry you? Yes. Eventually.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #19 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote How come people do not want to date someone that has Nice Syndrome? We nice guys do not pose any kind of adventure to women, hence little challenge or intrigue. This is, however falsely supposed. The amount of built up adventurism in the bedroom after so many instances of being slapped down, due to being "A Nice Guy" has led our kind to the other end of the spectrum. (That means the nice ones are almost always freaks in bed.)Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #20 November 8, 2007 Where is the picture of your water landing at Lost Prairie under the Pap?"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #21 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote Are you going to ask me to marry you? Yes. Eventually. *Sigh.* Jenn wins. I KNEW I shouldn't have mentioned the prenup! TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 November 8, 2007 QuoteWhy do dogs chase cars? BP The exhaust of the vehicle and the cruching sound of the tires seem to indicate to the dog that it is a Giant Squeaky toy.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 November 8, 2007 QuoteWhere is the picture of your water landing at Lost Prairie under the Pap? The digital information of the image is stored in this very laptop.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #24 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Are you going to ask me to marry you? Yes. Eventually. *Sigh.* Jenn wins. I KNEW I shouldn't have mentioned the prenup! Au Contraire... He plans on making you his future ex-wife prior to said affair.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #25 November 8, 2007 Why would it be practical to make a wallet out of the chopped off foreskins from circumcisions? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
