Jewels 0 #51 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Are you going to ask me to marry you? Yes. Eventually. *Sigh.* Jenn wins. I KNEW I shouldn't have mentioned the prenup! No, I didn't read his answer that way at all. I knew I hadn't won when he put Sunny's name on top of the list. You may have stipulated the prenup, but I said no harems. We can't put all of these conditions on the guys. Our names just slip farther down the list. Too bad; the tropical island thing was sounding much better than Iran, but I see what you mean. So, Turtle, if you went recruiting, which of the dz.commers would be on your list?TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #52 November 8, 2007 QuoteWhy would it be practical to make a wallet out of the chopped off foreskins from circumcisions? Because the foreskin is very durable and soft and will last a long time, unlike the rest of the device it was removed from.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #53 November 8, 2007 QuoteHow much does a hen weigh? What is the average cruising velocity of an unladen swallow? Depends on how much you feed it. Scroll up for answer to second question.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #54 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Why would it be practical to make a wallet out of the chopped off foreskins from circumcisions? Conservation. It's important to use all resources to their full extent. True, that is important, but it is the practicality that I need to know. Because it makes a great gift for bah mitzvahs. Because if rub your wallet for long enough, it will turn into a suitcase Depends on how old you are.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 848 #55 November 8, 2007 I thought this was Ask the Turtle! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #56 November 8, 2007 Quote I thought this was Ask the Turtle! I think he wants his own show. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #57 November 8, 2007 Quote I thought this was Ask the Turtle! His answers are vague and generalized, leaving little difference between his answers and those of Miss Cleo. I am the true light leading the way and enlightening your minds with valuable and viable information.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #58 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote . . . Anything . . . He'll give serious answers. Who's given you your favorite prostate rub? To date - the Turtle has not received one. for Ian . . . see attachedI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #59 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote I thought this was Ask the Turtle! I think he wants his own show. It'd be better than watching Dr. Phil.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #60 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote Quote . . . Anything . . . He'll give serious answers. Who's given you your favorite prostate rub? To date - the Turtle has not received one. for Ian . . . see attached More bullshit than a rodeo.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #61 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote Girls have Nice Syndrome too, was not just asking about the men. As a member of the Nice Syndrome club, I have to agree with Turtle's response. Yep, im in that club too.... Have you two met?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #62 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I thought this was Ask the Turtle! I think he wants his own show. It'd be better than watching Dr. Phil. Why don't you start your own thread and see if it bursts into flames. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #63 November 8, 2007 Quote I thought this was Ask the Turtle! It is - but you know how insistent little boys can be.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #64 November 8, 2007 How does a woman have 200 orgasms a day? Do you thinks she's a spinner? Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #65 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote I thought this was Ask the Turtle! I think he wants his own show. It'd be better than watching Dr. Phil. Why don't you start your own thread and see if it bursts into flames. Because it's so much more fun hijacking other people's threads.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #66 November 8, 2007 Quote How does a woman have 200 orgasms a day? Do you thinks she's a spinner? 1) She knows the Turtle and 2) Yes. I can confirm.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #67 November 8, 2007 Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #68 November 8, 2007 Quote How does a woman have 200 orgasms a day? Do you thinks she's a spinner? She's obtained a rare disorder called Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome or PSAS through her use of antidepressants in her earlier years. Yes, she very well could be a spinner.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #69 November 8, 2007 Quote . . . Anything . . . He'll give serious answers. If a first 'date' ends with the person jumping out of the car before its stopped and running away quickly....what are the chances on a second one?! Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #70 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote Quote . . . Anything . . . He'll give serious answers. Who's given you your favorite prostate rub? To date - the Turtle has not received one. for Ian . . . see attached Thanks. I am glad you lived. I hadn't packed a round in 25 years and that one was a tangled mess, not attached to the container, when I got it. I was glad I hooked it up right and that the lines were clear. I was sure the lines were clear before you jumped it but there was a chance I could have hooked it up front to back. So it was good news when I heard the jump went well and you came down facing the right way LOL"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #71 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote . . . Anything . . . He'll give serious answers. If a first 'date' ends with the person jumping out of the car before its stopped and running away quickly....what are the chances on a second one?! Depends... are you dating a Hollywood stuntman/woman?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #72 November 8, 2007 well he has done a few of his own impressive stunts....but I doubt he is a professional Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #73 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote . . . Anything . . . He'll give serious answers. If a first 'date' ends with the person jumping out of the car before its stopped and running away quickly....what are the chances on a second one?! That depends on a few things: 1) Who did the jumping from the car. 2) Was there alcohol involved 3) Was it a car, rhino, gator, or golf cart 4) Was she hot. 5) What was your spped at the dime of dismount? Mostly it depends on number 1 and 4 with a very interesting input variable from 5, but the 2 and 3 could be deciding factors as well.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #74 November 8, 2007 Quote . . . Anything . . . He'll give serious answers. Can I be the queen of your harem? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #75 November 8, 2007 Quote Quote . . . Anything . . . He'll give serious answers. Can I be the queen of your harem? At least temporarily. Let's be fair.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
