Things kids today have never seen

[Andrewwhyte 1]

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Gas station attendants cleaning your windshield and asking to check under your hood.

I buy gas at a station where the jockey washes my windshield and checks my oil.

[BillyVance 34]

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Drive-movies.

Drive-up bank teller (when ya had to put deposit slips in the tube and they got vaccumed up to the teller).

Gas station attendants cleaning your windshield and asking to check under your hood.

drive up bank tellers are still around with those vacuum tubes. And those gas station attendants? New Jersey is the only state I've seen where you see them at almost every gas station.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[McBeth 0]

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And those gas station attendants? New Jersey is the only state I've seen where you see them at almost every gas station.

That is b/c you can not pump your own gas legally in New Jersey. Strange strange state I tell ya!

[turtlespeed 220]

I'm not reading this whole thing . . . So . . . did anyone mention skateboards with metal wheels?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[airtwardo 7]

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And those gas station attendants? New Jersey is the only state I've seen where you see them at almost every gas station.

That is b/c you can not pump your own gas legally in New Jersey. Strange strange state I tell ya!

It's da UNION...you got a problem wit dat?!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[skybytch 273]

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I'm not reading this whole thing . . . So . . . did anyone mention skateboards with metal wheels?

Yes. I did. A couple of pages ago.

And the fact that you didn't see it really hurts my feelings.

Asshole.

[lawrocket 3]

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Storing Data on a cassette recorder.

Actually, I'm even thinking that floppy disks might be one of those categories.

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A Slide Rule

AWESOME choice.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[1969912 0]

How 'bout a Jetex rocket motor?

http://jetex.org/motors/motors.html

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[Andy9o8 2]

Body-temperature thermometers made of glass with real mercury in them.

It was fun to "accidentally" break them and play with the mercury.

[Zing 2]

Wooden thread spools ... and all the great little toys dads and grandfathers gave to us kids.
Somewhere in a box of junk, I've got an army tank my dad made when I was about 4 years old. You wind up the string and the tank rolls forward and the pencil used as the gun barrel is notched to shoot rubber bands.

And yo-yos.

Zing Lurks

[1969912 0]

Johnson-Smith catalogs. You can still get them, though.

http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/website/aspfiles/home.asp

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[DSE 5]

Major Matt Mason "action figures" with the moon walker.
Really fun toys in a box of Cheerios (or other cereal) Remember those rubber-band windup snow mobiles, or the aircraft carrier that really launched airplanes?

Penny candy.

Innocence.

[CReWGEEK 1]

When I first started jumping the cost of the load was divided between the jumpers on the load. One jump or a thousand, it was divided equally.

[turtlespeed 220]

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I'm not reading this whole thing . . . So . . . did anyone mention skateboards with metal wheels?

Yes. I did. A couple of pages ago.

And the fact that you didn't see it really hurts my feelings.

Asshole.

Sorry.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[jumpoutnow 0]

I haven't seen kids with Mercurochrome on their elbows and knees for a while.

People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em.

[grannyinthesky 0]

Try Oregon. You can't pump your own gas there!

"safety first... and What the hell.....
safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy

POPS #10490

[Programmer 0]

No one mentioned getting water from a well or going to the bathroom in an outhouse, so I assume you're all city folk. I'd love to stay and chat, but I need to go replace the points and condensor in my car's ignition.

[lawrocket 3]

Yeah! A carburetor!

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Thanatos340 1]

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but I need to go replace the points and condensor in my car's ignition.

While you are at it, Be sure to take your feeler guage and adjust the valves. You do still have adjustable rocker arms dont you?

[airtwardo 7]

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I'd love to stay and chat, but I need to go replace the points and condensor in my car's ignition.

Remember, a matchbook cover is .020 if ya can't finf a feeler gauge!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[2fat2fly 0]

ahh, someone else that could rebuild their first car with a screwdriver and 9/16 open end wrench.

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[airtwardo 7]

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ahh, someone else that could rebuild their first car with a screwdriver and 9/16 open end wrench.

Yup....and a rusty ole knuckle-buster!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[jumpinfarmer 0]

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but I need to go replace the points and condensor in my car's ignition.

While you are at it, Be sure to take your feeler guage and adjust the valves. You do still have adjustable rocker arms dont you?

Ahh but can you do it while the engine is running?

What about the Sears and Montgomery Ward catologe. My grandparents used to tell about how they used them to wipe with in the out house.

[Broke 0]

Johnny Quest

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[skybytch 273]

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ahh, someone else that could rebuild their first car with a screwdriver and 9/16 open end wrench.

And baling wire. How could you forget about baling wire?