A New Way to Get High

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A very dangerous and somewhat new drug is causing police to send a warning to local parents. Investigators say kids are getting high off a drug called Jenkem. The drug, made from fermented feces and urine, hasn't been found in our area yet, but police think it could be here soon.

http://www.wsbt.com/news/11077771.html

OK. Now I really have heard it all. I feel complete.


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[Darius11 12]

i want to meet the person who thought of it first and punch them in the face.

What the hell.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[MrFreefall383 0]

That is well and truly fucked up.

"If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche

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i want to meet the person who thought of it first and punch them in the face.

What the hell.

The true definition of "good shit" eh?

I'd love to have heard the conversation that led to the first hit. How high would you have to be to think this up?

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I just loved this sentence:

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That means they should wait up for them at night and not let their kids go to bed until they have seen them and smelled their breath.

WTF????

"Johnny, your breath smells like shit, have you been getting high."

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[Butters 0]

I call bullshit! (No pun intended.)

"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch

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I call bullshit! (No pun intended.)

Bullshit is the Premium Gold stuff.

I wonder if my plummer knows where I can get some good shit?

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[Ripple 0]

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I call bullshit! (No pun intended.)

Wikipedia thinks so too. Snopes is down at the mo.

hoax?

Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes

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I call bullshit! (No pun intended.)

Wikipedia thinks so too. Snopes is down at the mo.

hoax?

Perhaps, but still funny. I loved this sentence from Wikipedia:

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A 16-year-old boy describes his preference for jenkem over other inhalants "With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life."

Bwahahah... some funny shit.

Edited to add: Here's a picture of a Jenkem addict.

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Edited to add: Here's a picture of a Jenkem addict.

But.....it gives you lovely hair . A big toke on that Jenkem pipe and you might be tempted

[skyjumpsteve 0]

Snopes is skeptical and lists this as "undetermined".

[airtwardo 7]

But.....it gives you lovely hair

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Got that from 'bobbing' for the 'stash'

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[millertime24 8]

You gotta be shitting me. First blumpkin's now this? where does it end?

Muff #5048

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I call bullshit! (No pun intended.)

Wikipedia thinks so too. Snopes is down at the mo.

hoax?

Perhaps, but still funny. I loved this sentence from Wikipedia:

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A 16-year-old boy describes his preference for jenkem over other inhalants "With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life."

Bwahahah... some funny shit.

Edited to add: Here's a picture of a Jenkem addict.

No, that's a meth addict... She's on several "drugs are bad" posters around our squadron.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[Gene03 0]

The lid is loose on the septic tank in the backyard, I think I'll give it a try. I'll let you all know how it turns out.

Now that the secret's out it explains The Herd's fascination with the Port-A-Lets at the WFFC.

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[sriddy 0]

This has got to be a hoax started by someone trying to get his drunk buddy to stick his face in a bag of shit.

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This has got to be a hoax started by someone trying to get his drunk buddy to stick his face in a bag of shit.

Probably. Still really funny especially since a local TV Station actually reported it as a real story.

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[diablopilot 2]

So we can replace "Crackhead" with "Shithead"?

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

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So we can replace "Crackhead" with "Shithead"?

That shit comes from crack!

Bada boom. OK shoot me now, I'm ready!!