How do YOU wash a pussy??

[lippy 918]

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Give it a quarter Valium, wait 20 minutes an problem solved

Give him a quarter Viagra then hold him at a safe distance by his stiff tail

I got nuthin

[turtlespeed 219]

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I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[PLFXpert 0]

Since you asked...

I put on my bikini, get in a tub, and place the little angel in my lap and proceed.

For some reason they both stay more calm this way--especially Zoe'. Sabre lets me do anything I want regardless, but he also prefers when I'm in the tub with him.

I don't know if you have a bikini, but maybe you could borrow one?

Works for me.

(P.S. Use a baby shampoo (no tears). Most importantly--dry kitty REALLY well. If you can, blow dry on low from a distance.)

Edit: Why the hell did I capitalize that???

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[NWFlyer 2]

Why do you need a bikini? Are you shy about your pussy seeing your pussy?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[turtlespeed 219]

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Since you asked...

I put on my bikini, get in a tub, and place the little angel in my lap and proceed.

For some reason they both stay more calm this way--especially Zoe'. Sabre lets me do anything I want regardless, but he also prefers when I'm in the tub with him.

I don't know if you have a bikini, but maybe you could borrow one?

Works for me.

(P.S. Use a Baby Shampoo (no tears). Most importantly--dry kitty REALLY well. If you can, blow dry on low from a distance.)

There needs to be video proof of this. . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[PLFXpert 0]

I don't know. Probably the same reason I don't like my dog (or cats) watching me have sex.



I just don't want to be naked in the tub with an animal. Is that so weird?

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[Shell666 0]

Kitchen sink
2 people
1 extra cat
1 dog

Fill sink with water

1 person holds cat down in water
1 person washes cat that's in the water

1 cat sits at your feet wondering why the cat in the sink is yowling
1 dog sits at your feet wondering why the cat in the sink is yowling

At least that's how it happens in my house

'Shell

[NWFlyer 2]

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I don't know. Probably the same reason I don't like my dog (or cats) watching me have sex.



I just don't want to be naked in the tub with an animal. Is that so weird?

No, I can kind of relate - one of my little kittens has decided that he likes to put his feet up on the toilet seat while I'm in the process of using it. I can't decide whether I'm creeped out or amused or a little bit of both.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[kschilk 0]

Try those dry-cleaning dryer sheets. Sandblasting might be too harsh.

"T'was ever thus."

[PLFXpert 0]

Sabre LOVES potty time. He doesn't do that, but that's when he rubs and rubs in and out of your legs. Or, if you were wearing pants, he lays in them on the floor.

Oh dear. Now that's just TMI.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[1969912 0]

would this work?

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[simplyputsi 0]

One wet pussy.

Skymama's #2 stalker -

[ryoder 1,590]

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Since you asked...

I put on my bikini, get in a tub, and place the little angel in my lap and proceed.

For some reason they both stay more calm this way--especially Zoe'. Sabre lets me do anything I want regardless, but he also prefers when I'm in the tub with him.

Am I the only one thinking this sounds like the way I'd like to be cleaned?

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Broke 0]

get a waterproof stuff sack and put the kitty in it. Add water and soap and then shake it up

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[drdive 0]

Why is it every time I see one of these threads, I hope for the best, but then find out it is about felines, and I am allergic to felines!!

doc

"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub"

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[AggieDave 6]

Its a two person job at my house.

1. Fill the bathtub with 3-4" of water.
2. Chase and grab the desired cat.
2 1/2. Close bathroom door to trap a get away soaking wet cat
3. Hold by midsection and force into water feet down.
4. Push cat down into water and use plastic cup to water down your cat.
5. Soap and scrub
6. Plastic cup to rinse.
7. Let go and laugh.
8. Grab a towel and dry cat.
9. Laugh at cats cleaning themselves and each other for the next 4 hours because you made them "dirty"

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[GreyLake 0]

I know you got it, but washing it through a pillow case works pretty well. They might get a scratch through at first, but they pretty much give up when they realize they can't go anywhere.

Let's go to candy mountain.

[normiss 798]

I thought for sure she would get tongue strain last night from "cleaning" herself after the bath...and that "step-shake leg-step-shake other leg-ad infinitum" walk was pretty damn funny too.

[mnealtx 0]

That and the whole "I'm leaving you SUCH a present in your sock drawer" kind of look they give you....

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[BillyVance 34]

Put her in a wire cage, get a water hose, turn water on, hose her down.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[tigra 0]

I've done the same thing. Its easier to get in the tub with them and a bathing suit does protect at least part of your body from scratches if the cat starts to struggle.

[Lastchance 0]

Did you know that there is no such thing as wore out pussy? you can't wear out something that oils itself. I had a friend tell me that his girlfriends pussy was to used. I told him it's only used til you get deeper than the used portion.

I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.