TrophyHusband 0 #1 November 5, 2007 i recently tried a citronella bark collar for my dog, it didn't work, but i was thinking maybe i can adapt it for children. i want to replace the citronella with fart spray, then every time the child yells, it would spray fart in his or her face. obviously putting any type of collar on a child could be considered cruel and even cross into abuse, but what about a pocket just below the collar of a shirt to hold the unit? you could set the sesitivity to adjust your child's volume depending on your environment. never again would you have to worry about your child being too loud in public. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newbloomer 0 #2 November 5, 2007 give me a call when you've got that worked out "not all grief is bad grief, just ask Charlie Brown" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiki32 1 #3 November 5, 2007 This made me laugh quite hard. Thanks for that. Poetry don't work on whores. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
