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ok guys, make the women happy and shave your balls! and don't forget the stalk! besides, do you have any clue how much nicer a BJ is when your clean shaven?!;):)B|:ph34r:



Yikes that's gross. Hair is nice... trimmed is better. Bald is gross. I personally prefer the parts to look like they are years past puberty... not approaching it.

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Part of my grooming ritual is removing all my bellybutton lint. Since it is of the highest quality, I am saving it to make a nice neckwarmer. :)



Ounce for ounce its worth more than cashmere. ;)



Also I think it is a form of responsible recycling. :D Besides, I have been recently informed that the production of cashmere may be one of the most stressful jobs in existence today. :ph34r: The world needs less stress. :)


(edited to add other obnoxious junk :D)

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If you feel your masculinity is at stake;), try not to think of it as grooming...

think of it as lengthening. And as long as you don't go too short, no one will ever know.

;):)



Personal preference aside (another vote for trimmed)....Trimming DOES give the illusion of added length....;)

~The world lives to die but the believer dies to live.~

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the illusion of added length

That illusion is often too quickly shattered!

Maintaining length for too short a period of time is another issue. :D

Premature ejaculation is considered a crime by some, but convictions are meaningless - everyone gets off too easy. :)



I like bad boys... the High crime of premature ejaculation is easily forgiven if the perpetrator can repeat the crime multiple times in order to bring satisfaction to the offended.

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My g/f dresses up in a Catholic nuns outfit and tells me how trimming will get me into heaven.





Ya know.....the funniest thing happened yesterday. I was sitting in traffic after dropping off Deuce's photo to get framed. I was stuck on this residential street......JUST in time for the Catholic school to let out for the day. I'm suprised I didn't have an accident.....:D:D:D

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Premature ejaculation is considered a crime by some




How can it be premature? It's all about me...so....I never cum too fast for me. :D



is that where conversations " hey why'd you stop??? cuz I'm done, get out" comes from?????:D:P


Skydiving isn't scary;...but clowns...CLOWNS are scary!

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Trim!



Speaking of trimming, I was thinking about making a video of me trimming and posting it on dz.com. Would anyone be offended? B|:P


I'm sure somebody would find it offensive, but I think you should do it anyway. ;)


And I double-dog-dare him to post it in the Women's Only forum... :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Trim!



Speaking of trimming, I was thinking about making a video of me trimming and posting it on dz.com. Would anyone be offended? B|:P


I'm sure somebody would find it offensive, but I think you should do it anyway. ;)


Keep that discusting manporn to the chick's forum. :P
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