HUSHPUPPY 0 #26 May 12, 2006 Chocolate! "You made my panties wet!" Skymama (Fitz 09) "Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #27 May 12, 2006 QuoteDoes it work on guys too? I suppose so. Why? Planning on robbing me of my innocence at at Skyfest? QuoteMan... guys can be slow sometimes. Just now noticing that? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #28 May 12, 2006 Quote Does it work on guys too? I expect it will, but good luck tryin to get a "rise" out of em __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #29 May 12, 2006 It was never the first date I had problems with. It was always the second date I couldn't get. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #30 May 12, 2006 QuoteIt was never the first date I had problems with. It was always the second date I couldn't get. Yeah, I hear ya'! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #31 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuote Does it work on guys too? I expect it will, but good luck tryin to get a "rise" out of em No date rape drug needed on any guy. Beer goggles are usually more than enough. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #32 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteDrunk Dial.... g The blue thong? Yup, he had me @ Barry White! And your panty details DID end up being posted on the internet. "The color of the day is ............." Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #33 May 12, 2006 I smacked a guy on the back of the head once for saying something really stupid. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #34 May 12, 2006 I usually just walk by. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamdiablo 0 #35 May 12, 2006 I've asked someone if they wanted to see my giant cock before (Had a rooster statue in the trunk of my car). She was hesitant, then I opened the trunk and she started laughing. Got my first date with her after that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #36 May 12, 2006 QuoteI smacked a guy on the back of the head once for saying something really stupid. There you are. I've been looking for you - that wasn't very nice you know!______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #37 May 12, 2006 QuoteBy looking at a guy and smiling? It's the devil in me - I've got a powerful stare. No they're called breast and the captivate all who care to gazeFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #38 May 12, 2006 i've beat one or two over the head with a club and have drug them back to the cave Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #39 May 12, 2006 I've never actually asked a guy out in my life. Prior to my man, I guess all I did was bat my eyelashes and they'd ask me. With Joe...we were set up on a blind date! It worked out! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #40 May 12, 2006 QuoteI've never actually asked a guy out in my life. Me neither. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #41 May 12, 2006 QuoteI usually just walk by. That's all it would take for me to ask you out... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #42 May 12, 2006 I gave this blonde, who sounded like a lot of fun, my number over the phone while at work and told her to call me for drinks or dinner. A couple months later on a Friday night she finally called and asked me to meet her at a bar where her and her friends were celebrating a birthday. Not being the one to decline such an invitation, I was there within the hour. As I suspected she was attractive, funny, and interesting as were her friends. We were all having a great time dancing and I felt like I brought some energy to their celebration. Then suddenly I was alone. Some other guy she knew showed up and it was obvious to me that she was very interested in him. Body language is easy to read once you start paying attention and she might as well of had a flashing neon sign on her forehead saying “take me.” Now I’m not the kind of guy that will compete for the attention of a woman. I do not give chase. I don’t like games. That’s what a Xbox is for. Either she’s interested in getting to know me or she’s not and I’m pretty certain I’ll notice the hints either way. So contemplating what I was to do, I noticed an incredibly attractive redhead sitting at the corner of the bar all alone sipping her rum and coke. I thought to myself, “I wonder how such a sexy redhead can manage to sit at a bar alone without a bunch of goons hitting on her.” Having need of another Guinness, I went up the bar, strategically placing myself at her side in such a way that she had to notice me, my empty beer glass, and my desire to have it refilled. Hey, gotta be nonchalant, right? A few seconds go by, we make eye contact and share a smile. I cringe as I blurt out,” So is that your real hair color?” “Does it matter”, she replies as she checks her purse to make sure I’m not just trying to distract her for a thieving buddy. Not only is she beautiful, she’s smart. Even though I had a horribly stupid opening line (which she confirmed later) we hit it off. 20 minutes into our conversation I started to get a little paranoid that the blonde might cause a little drama because we were only sitting about 6 feet from their table so I confessed to the redhead. She found it amusing that I was on a “date” (her words) and I was talking to her. Hehe. It didn’t stop her from spending the rest of the evening getting to know me. Once the bar was closing, we were both waiting outside for a taxi. The blonde exits the bar alone and walks away from us toward the parking lot. She turns around and looks me right in the eye as she continues to walk. Being the polite person that I am, I wave good bye. She smiles, turns around and walks right toward me. Oh shit! “You know what Jason. I wasn’t very fair to you tonight. I’m gonna give you a call if that’s OK”, she says as one of her hands rubs my back. WTF?! Is she trying to cock block me? I panic and say, “um yeah, OK, We’ll talk.” After the blonde walks away the redhead is looking at me with an expression that said to me as clear as day, “what the hell was that?” To which I just shrugged. “She was trying to fuck you up,” she says shaking her head. “Did it work,” I ask. “Nope. Think she’ll call?” “Nope.” The next day (Saturday) I called the redhead to set up our first date and we agreed on a “day date” on Sunday. Took her to lunch, to the pistol range, and then to get some coffee. The most perfect date I’ve ever had. We were hot and heavy for about two months until I started seeing signs that she was a psycho. I ran. Far, far away. Ah good memories.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #43 May 12, 2006 QuoteI've never actually asked a guy out in my life. Prior to my man, I guess all I did was bat my eyelashes and they'd ask me. With Joe...we were set up on a blind date! It worked out! __________________________________________ That's how I met my wife. A bunch of us jumpers planned a dinner get together at a real nice, local restaurant. One of the ladies asked if she could bring a friend along. I said; "Sure! Then, she dropped the bomb; "Good... I think you'll like her!" Long story short... Our 10th. wedding anniversary is Monday!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #44 May 12, 2006 QuoteDoes it work on guys too? I suppose so. Why? Planning on robbing me of my innocence at at Skyfest? In Reply To Man... guys can be slow sometimes. Just now noticing that? Walt Wow...she even made you stutter : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #45 May 12, 2006 QuoteLong story short... Our 10th. wedding anniversary is Monday! Hey, me too! Our 12th wedding anniversary is July 2nd. Congrats on the big 10 years!!! Make it something special for the little woman. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #46 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteLong story short... Our 10th. wedding anniversary is Monday! Hey, me too! Our 12th wedding anniversary is July 2nd. Congrats on the big 10 years!!! Make it something special for the little woman. ______________________________________ Too cool! Congratulations! I've got dinner reservations at that same restaurant. It's really, a nice place. It's the old story... 3rd. time's a charm! She's really changed my life, 180. Before, I was in a dead-end everything. I want this one to be real special. I wish you and your special half many more years together. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #47 May 12, 2006 hmm... well I went on a date with a guy after selling him a phone! PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PRSKY71 0 #48 May 12, 2006 Via the internet a few times but most memorable, b/c I took the initiative, I was at the supermarket and "said hello" to a really cute-cool dude and we ended up going out the next night. Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. -- Phillips Brooks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #49 May 13, 2006 I was walking out of a shoe shop as she was walking in, smiling at me. I sat out front in my car for a few minutes but had to go. Saw a "For Sale" in her car window. Scribbled down the # and called her that night. Bingo. I usually just walked up and asked them out, though, nothing too creative. I was never shy about asking someone out when I was single. Life rewards those who take a chance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #50 May 13, 2006 QuoteHey, me too! Our 12th wedding anniversary is July 2nd. <<>> Hey, Jaye, Valinda and I hit 22 years this June 2nd. Life is great, ain't it? <<>>> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
JohnMitchell 16 #50 May 13, 2006 QuoteHey, me too! Our 12th wedding anniversary is July 2nd. <<>> Hey, Jaye, Valinda and I hit 22 years this June 2nd. Life is great, ain't it? <<>>> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites